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View Poll Results: Which way do you want the TP to roll?
Off of the top, to the front. 35 61.40%
From the bottom, to the rear 8 14.04%
Who cares? 14 24.56%
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Old 05-13-2003, 04:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Which way do you like it?

The TP that is. Do you prefer it pull from the top, or roll underneath? In other words, do you want to have it roll to the front from on top, or roll from the rear on the bottom?
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Old 05-13-2003, 04:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Um....it's toilet paper dude.

I think people need to be concerned with more meaningful questions. (aka, "Who cares?")
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no!! pet peeve alert!! the TP is SUPPOSED TO COME OVER THE TOP TOWARDS YOU!!! that way it's EASY to grab. people who put it on backwards drive me crazy, topped only by those who don't bother to replace an empty roll/mention that it's empty!!!!
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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people who put it on backwards drive me crazy
*raises hand*

I'd drive ya crazy. I can't stand it on top. My friend was over and changed it once. I was so pissed when I went onto my bathroom that I wanted to kick him in the balls.
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ooh man, I'm a FANATIC when it comes to this. I cannot stand when people put the TP backwards and coming from the bottom. You never know where it is! If you're at my house and guilty, watch out!
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Old 05-13-2003, 05:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hmmm... why shouldnt it come from the bottom?
i like it from the rear.... =P
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:00 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I was so pissed when I went onto my bathroom that I wanted to kick him in the balls.
sixate, this is one of the funniest sentences i've ever read.
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i'll take it any way i can get it.

and nice to see a dale earnhardt inc fan around here!
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Over the top. Always!
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
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over the top is important enough to me to change it if it's not set up that way no matter where I am...
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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over the top or don't use my facilities!
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Old 05-13-2003, 06:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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in the long run it doesn't matter.
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Old 05-13-2003, 07:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I prefer over the top, but if the missus puts it on the other way, I'm just happy she bothered to replace it at all.
 
Old 05-13-2003, 07:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm an "over-the-topper" myself.
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Old 05-13-2003, 08:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Over the top. Very... VERY important
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Old 05-13-2003, 08:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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in the long run it doesn't matter.

true... the long runs don't care where the TP rolls from
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Old 05-13-2003, 08:21 PM   #17 (permalink)
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the first concern is if there _is_ any TP or not, then if it is on a roll, i like it over the top
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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definitely from the top. anyone want to start a thread about which direction you should twist the twist-tie??
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2003, 09:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I haven't put TP on the roll since my roomates drunk girlfriend busted the holder almost a year ago.
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Old 05-13-2003, 10:00 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Over the top but I couldn't really care either way, it's just toilet paper.
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Old 05-13-2003, 10:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Um....it's toilet paper dude.

I think people need to be concerned with more meaningful questions. (aka, "Who cares?")
ditto
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Old 05-13-2003, 11:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I miss toilet paper. I don't care which way it rolls anymore, as long as its TP.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I prefer to throw it over the house but I guess you can try from the bottom...
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Old 05-14-2003, 07:47 AM   #25 (permalink)
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no!! pet peeve alert!! the TP is SUPPOSED TO COME OVER THE TOP TOWARDS YOU!!! that way it's EASY to grab. people who put it on backwards drive me crazy
I think I love you. [sniff] My wife is a rabid "from under the bottom" woman. It drives me screaming nuts!!
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Old 05-14-2003, 07:53 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I don't really care which way it comes off the roll, it's all about to be put through something no man should have to endure.
I think people that use it for decorations (albeit usually on someone else's property) are liberating the paper.

FREE THE TP!
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Old 05-14-2003, 08:52 AM   #27 (permalink)
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no!! pet peeve alert!! the TP is SUPPOSED TO COME OVER THE TOP TOWARDS YOU!!! that way it's EASY to grab. people who put it on backwards drive me crazy, topped only by those who don't bother to replace an empty roll/mention that it's empty!!!!
Exactly...word for word!
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Old 05-14-2003, 10:11 AM   #28 (permalink)
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From the Top. What is wrong with you people. There is no room for discussion. This is a dictatorship.

I believe that is how my wife put ti to me.

Along with the seat down and showercurtain closed. Bathroom ediquite 101 I believed she called it.
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:50 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I'd drive ya crazy. I can't stand it on top. My friend was over and changed it once. I was so pissed when I went onto my bathroom that I wanted to kick him in the balls.

Sixate! We agree on something...

The top drives me mad...
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:40 PM   #30 (permalink)
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People care too much about... um... Shit.
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Old 05-14-2003, 03:27 PM   #31 (permalink)
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At first, I read the question to fast and saw "Which way do you want the TFP to roll?" I was sitting there wondering "What the hell?" and suddenly I hit the word "bathroom" in your post, and it all made sense.

I'm shocked and amazed that I have found something where I agree with sixate.
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Off of the top, to the front.
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Old 05-15-2003, 10:33 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm an over the top man myself.
If the paper is on the wrong way it's harder to reach since it's up against the wall.
Unfortunately, I married a woman who prefers it to roll off the bottom. We reached a compromised some years ago, I get my TP over the top as long as I put the seat and cover down.
It took a while to get used to always putting the seat down but, I've done it for so long now that it's just a habit and I don't even think about it anymore.
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Old 05-15-2003, 12:49 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I'm like Sly Stallone... over the top.

And congrats to anyone who get's the joke.
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Old 05-15-2003, 12:55 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Mine doesn't go on the roll anymore It has to go in this little shelf/cabinet thing above the toilet as I have a 10 month old whose favorite pasttime is grabbing the end and running to the living room with it (I guess I can be glad she doesn't stuff it into the toilet).

And yes, the simple solution would be to shut the door, but that doesn't work in a house with a 2 year old who's just tall enough to open it, but not tall enough to pull it shut behind her.
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Old 05-15-2003, 02:11 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Off the top, from the front....absolutely. I will switch it around if it's messed up. Ya ya ya, I know it's just toilet paper but some things are just meant to be and t/p was meant to be pulled from the top please!
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Old 05-15-2003, 02:28 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Off the top is the only way for me.

However, I am still surprised at the reaction that this gets from people. There are definitely some violent disagreements on this subject. It almost becomes a religious war.
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I suppose I should put my opinion in here, since I forgot to up top! I like mine rolling off the top. It's just easier to grab, methinks.
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