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Old 08-18-2004, 08:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bend over and celebrate August

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-08-11/1010302.html
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SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a holiday we can all get behind: August is "National Anal Sex Month."

For the last three years, the Good Vibrations sex toy shop in San Francisco has celebrated August as "Anal Sex month" because, as spokeswoman Niki Khanna says, "the month has a lot of A's."

Khanna believes having a whole month dedicated to anal sex means people aren't as touchy about the subject as in years past.

However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't "...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip."

She's got a busy few weeks ahead of her because Anal Sex Month is already one-third completed. Khanna is just getting the word out because she admits she got behind in her work.
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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August has a lot of A's? Not as many as January. And the same as February, March, April and May..
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So... A sex shop has a fake celebratory month to boost revenue, and they declare it a holiday for the rest of San fran?
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Old 08-18-2004, 10:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I guess it's pretty much it Skier, unless someone can post up some "history" behind this holiday (no pun)...
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Old 08-18-2004, 11:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Has she been on Street Smarts?
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2004, 01:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think it's hysterical that this comes from San Fran.
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Old 08-19-2004, 06:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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So... A sex shop has a fake celebratory month to boost revenue, and they declare it a holiday for the rest of San fran?
I just wanted an excuse to say "bend over and celebrate"
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Old 08-19-2004, 06:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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August has a lot of A's? Not as many as January. And the same as February, March, April and May..
you're missing some of the invisible A's that are in August... there are 3 of them... unlike April which just has 2, and both are silent.
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Old 08-19-2004, 06:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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February is Anal sex month, at least according to the Daily Probe

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/021902/asm.shtml


National Anal Sex Month Marked By Anal Sex


New York (DPI) - February marks the 75th anniversary of "Anal Sex Month," a month-long promotion of rectal intercourse for both men and women created and promoted by the non-profit Colon Brotherhood. Originally created in 1927, this year's celebration of all things anal features a retrospective of public service announcements from the early years of the campaign.

Launched in 1927 with the slogan of "Give in to Haste and Remain Chaste", Anal Sex Month has had a rich history of reflecting and driving pop culture. From the catchy "It's Better Out Back" campaign of 1934 that provided distraction from the Depression to the "Free Love All Over" campaign of the 1960s, Anal Sex Month has been pushing the boundaries of conventional thinking in society.

Not that Anal Sex Month has been without controversy as well. President Richard M. Nixon oversaw the controversial elimination of Bung Balm in the standard field kit for soldiers, destroying the system of paired soldiering created by President Kennedy. Without the emotional bond created by rough, vigorous anal sex, soldiers in Vietnam suffered higher casualty rates and emotional trauma than those in Korea or World War II. Additionally, feminist movements in the 1960s focused America's attention on the diminishment of the vagina brought about by Anal Sex Month and launched the "Pump a Feminist in the Ass for Equality" campaign.

America soon recovered in the 1970s, when disco brought anal sex back into the spotlight with Shake your Booty, Back Door Man and How Deep is Your Love. R&B responded to the exposure disco brought with the cult classic Get It Up (And Stick It In) by James Brown and everything ever recorded by Barry White.

In celebration of 75 ass-pounding years, Americans are encouraged to get close to loved ones and get that bung-tastic feeling that only comes from deep rectal thrusting.
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Mal, that's seriously entertaining!

*bung balm*
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So... A sex shop has a fake celebratory month to boost revenue, and they declare it a holiday for the rest of San fran?

Hey don't knock it...it keeps Hallmark in the black.
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Old 08-19-2004, 11:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hey don't knock it...it keeps Hallmark in the black.

Wouldn't that be the BROWN? Or perhaps the chocolate starfish? The pink cheerio? The balloon knot?
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I plan on throwing a Anal Sex party this weekend. I'm goin' to pick up some decorations today. Ass balloons, a case of lube, cocaine, butter, 9 midgets, and a hooker.
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Old 08-19-2004, 12:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I plan on throwing a Anal Sex party this weekend. I'm goin' to pick up some decorations today. Ass balloons, a case of lube, cocaine, butter, 9 midgets, and a hooker.
Do I want to know what the midgets are for?

Y'all have fun though...
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Old 08-19-2004, 08:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Can't wait to see how the Hallmark cards will read when they adopt it as a Hallmark Holiday. (insert ass-toundingly punny funs..er.. funny puns here)
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Old 08-19-2004, 10:54 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I plan on throwing a Anal Sex party this weekend. I'm goin' to pick up some decorations today. Ass balloons, a case of lube, cocaine, butter, 9 midgets, and a hooker.
Oh yeah!? Well I've got: bananna pudding, some jelly donughts, a strainer, three pairs of pliers, two staplers, some duct tape, a two-by-four, an overwieght ferret, three ant farms, plastic sheeting, a can of WD-40, a case of light bulbs, two ziplock bags, two bags of day old chinese noodles, a fourtune cookie, chopsticks, an deaf llama, and a thumbtack.

Bring it ON!
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Old 08-20-2004, 05:42 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Oh yeah!? Well I've got: bananna pudding, some jelly donughts, a strainer, three pairs of pliers, two staplers, some duct tape, a two-by-four, an overwieght ferret, three ant farms, plastic sheeting, a can of WD-40, a case of light bulbs, two ziplock bags, two bags of day old chinese noodles, a fourtune cookie, chopsticks, an deaf llama, and a thumbtack.

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Old 08-20-2004, 11:25 AM   #19 (permalink)
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