unoaman

FIRST, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE...FOR SOME REASON I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS...BUT DON'T WANT TO FORGET THIS, SO AM GOING TO GO AHEAD. I DID A QUICK SEARCH, AND DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING THAT I WOULD BE STEPPING ON, SO HERE GOES...

AFTER WATCHING THE NETWORK NEWS A FEW MINUTES AGO, I CLICKED OVER TO THE E / ENEMA / CHANNEL, TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANY POSSIBILITY OF A DECENT MOVIE ON LATER THIS EVENING. WHAT I SAW WAS A PROMOTION [AND I HAVE NOTHING AGINST ANYBODYS RELIGION WHATSOEVER] FOR THE HOT NEW SHOW CALLED 'AMISH IN THE CITY'...NOW I ASK YOU , CAN THIS GO MUCH FURTHER [QUESTION MARK DOESN'T WORK, REMEMBER]

I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS, 'WHAT CAN BE NEXT', AND WHAT DO YOU IMAGINE THE NEXT 'HOT NEW T.V. SHOW COULD POSSIBLY BE. PERHAPS METHODISTS IN THE BRUSH...SHORT PEOPLE AMONG THE TALL...WHAT THE HELL COULD IT BE, AND EXACTALLY HOW TIRED ARE YOU OF THE WHOLE DAMN THING. [SURE WISH I HAD QUESTION MARKS TONIGHT]

Ace_O_Spades

weird about the caps...

but yeah, reality tv never grabbed my interest... it's just another show for me to ignore

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NotMinus

Last month I cancelled my extended television cable. I haven't looked back yet

Karby

i'm sick of reality tv. i'm sick of tv period. now that i think about it, i don't watch tv much anymore. it's full of crap. really the only shows that i can actually find myself watching now are the Simpsons, Spongebob, and the 10:00 news.
as far as the 'next big thing' goes...*shrug* i dunno..

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cdnjeepin

One of the biggest reasons I dun have cable at home..Plus I dun watch TV enough to have it

jdubz

Reality shows suck, but the premium channels are good............I heart movies

KMA-628

I cut our programming to the bare minimum because the kids would kill me if I took away Blue's Clues and SpongeBob.

Other than that, we don't watch T.V. at all, mainly movies (DVD's).

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Xell101

The only reason I keep cable is for the movies and certain shows I greatly enjoy watching. Other than that it's horse shit. I always figured that people enjoyed watching what I considered to be mindless drama because at some level they enjoyed the social dynamics, but nows it just processed products of marketing fed into the mind with the technicolor shovel in a deeply unintelligent manner. I find it horrible to watch those damnable promos on Fox Sundays. I stopped watching Simpsons due to the "Laugh Out Loud Sundays." If we raised a generation of kids kept clear and free of the media till 8 I'm fairly certain the economy would collapse due to lack of markets for 39 kinds of the same damn items packaged differently with different titles.

CoachAlan

I was losing faith in TV until I got a DVR (kind of a Tivo for cable). There is alot of quality programming out there, it just doesn't usually come on in prime time on the major networks. With the DVR, I never miss an episode of Jeopardy. I also watch alot more Discovery, History Channel, and especially PBS.

TV can be enriching, but it takes some effort to make it such.

(Incedentally, because I was watching too much TV, I took it out of my bedroom. I feel much better off without it.)

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Jesus Pimp

I don't bother watching tv anymore. There's rarely anything good on. Digital cable is a joke. The shows I'm interested in i can just download the episodes when i want to watch them.

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analog

I do not miss TV at all. I haven't had TV since before January, and I don't want it back. I miss Cartoon Network for adult swim, and I miss The Daily Show (and onyl that show) on Comedy Central. Other than that, there is really nothing for me on TV.

I have a pretty decent amount of DVD's I watch all the time though.

Rdr4evr

Reality shows suck balls, TV sucks in general these days, but the NFL is starting soon, so atleast Sundays, Mondays and some Saturday's wont be too bad.

Bobaphat

you know what I miss? a farking sitcom. Sure I could watch quintuplets, but I am pretty sure I would kill myself halfway through. Why are there no good sitcoms anymore? are they really that hard to write? it pisses me off that the public is causing the dumbing down of tv by watching all of these stupid and cheap to produce reality shows. grr

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Paq

hmmm..i do miss tv. I have only seen a couple things in the past month, one being the DNC convention and the other being a cooking show and the simpsons on 4 separate occassions and family guy...

I do like tv for a few things:
1. simpsons
2. southpark
3. daily show.
4. futurama
5. King of the hill
6. Wrestling
7. Enterprise or any star trek or babylon 5
8. News, various channels, CNN or Fox or MSNBC, oreilly factor on certain nights if i'm in the mood to be pissed and shouting at the TV..
9. Free HBO/showtime/movie channel/stars/encore, so maybe a decent movie every now and then, like maybe one a week.

I used to enjoy sex and the city, but can't stand the thought of it on TBS w/out the word, "fuck"

I don't watch all these daily or spend much time in front of the TV, but these are teh only things you'll find on if the TV is on.

Notice: no..NO...reality TV. Wanna know why...simple...it sucks and is degrading and i watch tv to escape reality..i don't watch tv to see reality, i walk out the fucking door...

i absolutely hate reality tv. I think it s the most assanine stuff imaginable....and this is coming from a guy that watches pro wrestling...SERiously, "My big fat obnoxious husband" "who wants to marry a millionaire" "Simple life 1 and 2" "Newlyweds" "Amish in the city' "Joe Schmoe" "Fear factor" "american anything" "who wants to be a ...anything"

and it's a sad state of affairs when there were more votes cast for American idol 1 than for the presidential election that year...

And i'm with Bobaphat...Where the fuck are the sitcoms. I was actually enjoying oliver beene for some stupid reason...i think bc it just made fun of the wonder years. But seriously, I miss shows like the jeffersons or all in the family or mama's family or FUCKING MARRIED WITH CHILDREN!!!! those aren't my faves...well, married wtih children is always a fave, but seriously, is it so hard to find sitcom writers...

Oh, i left out one of my fave shows currently on..'chappelle show' That is the top thing on now, fuck reality tv, dave chappelle is about as real as it gets.

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Trisk

As long as reality television and other crappy fads continue to make money, people will continue to make shows based on them. The sad thing to me is that shows like this aren't getting cancelled....so there are a significant amount of people watching them.
I have digital cable, but I rarely turn it on. Most of the time when I have the urge to watch something, I'll turn to one of my "on demand" channels and just watch a movie or one of those great series they have on there with no commercials (Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Curb your enthusiasm...two of which are now over )

I have little tolerance for most of the popular fads today and if I were not living with roomates, I probably wouldn't be paying for the services I get now.

Carno

I usually stick to the History Channel. Sometimes I watch VH1 when I Love the 70's/80's is on.

Other than that, all I watch is movies. I love movies with all of my body, even my peepee.

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Cynthetiq

i watch tv at work... I watch movies at home. sometimes i watch movies at work too.

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denim

I used to watch the History Channel. Modern Marvels is great! These days, I don't bother. Maybe if I fixed up the living room so there was a place to sit, and if I didn't have to wear clothes... It's too formal.

I'll wait for new South Park eps and tape them. And download them, and watch them on the computer instead.

Bill O'Rights

I make it a point that no "reality" show will ever be shown on any TV in my home. I am the only person I know that has never watched a single pisode of "survivor", or any of the "Joe Millionaire" type shows...ever. I never will. I find it insipid, and demeaning to my intelligence. I'm not denigrating those who do watch them, but I find it odd that so many claim not to watch them, yet the ratings for these shows are sky high. If no one watched them...they'd disappear.

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ShaniFaye

for the most part I watch the discovery channel, the history channel, bbc america. I will admit to being a Survivor addict though, thats my one and only reality show vice.

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Polyphobic

I watch whatever I watch when I watch it. I actually tivo quite a few shows. However, none are on the big networks. The broadcast networks are utter crap IMHO.

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anti fishstick

not having cable is probably a good idea. i wouldn't miss it at all. it's funny how we have hundreds of channels now but they're all crap. tv used to be better. now even the news is lame.

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animosity

I havnt turned on my TV in several months. It is all trash. I've started reading more... much much better.

wilbjammin

I don't feel like I get a lot of value out of television in giving me the best information and the best entertainment. However, there are some things about television that I think are very important to pay attention to in order to be connected to the society that I live in. If everyone is watching TV, and certain messages are being relayed over and over again that is going to affect the consciences of many viewers in some way. I want to see these images and break them down to understand how people's perceptions are being shaped.

With that said, I have some observations. TV has gone down the crapper. The quality of programing has gone down dramatically, probably due to media mergers. Without competition, the need to be the best for the consumer isn't there. There are a couple things worth my time.

C-SPAN gives you a straight look at politics in action with no mediation. This can be very important to understand what really is happening in society. I like some sports; and in spite of many sociologist claims that sports are used to make people stupid and enforce the superstructure of society, I think that athletes provide us with a very compelling example of what humans can do by combining creativity, creative thinking, and our bodies together (you can imagine that weight lifting is something not interesting to me). Beyond that, it is fairly hit or miss. There are a few shows that I enjoy, which I won't enumerate because they're the exceptions and they change seasonally.

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KellyC

Same here brother! I hate all reality tv shows.
Agreed with Bobaphat. I don't care if the sitcom suck, at least they're trying, and thats what I like.

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Holo

My gf loves these reality shows for some reason. I've watched some of them with her and I can't see how anyone really believe this stuff is "reality". Wasn't there something about that in Sociology? Once ppl know they're being filmed/observed they'll never act the same so there goes the whole "reality" concept. Hollywood and the entertainment industry have been out of ideas for decades now.

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World's King

NO NEED TO FUCKIN' YELL.

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Trisk

MAYBE IF YOU READ THE POST, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THE CAPS THING

anleja

When I was a kid, I used to watch ALF. Now the show they have in that slot is probably some perverted angry sex show. I remember coming home from school to watch Duck Tales and Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers, now it is That 70s Show which is not appropriate for young kids at all.

I can imagine these programmers as apes who throw shit on the wall just to see what sticks. If what is on TV is indictive of the state of our culture... then we live in a sick world.

demon man

ya


WE NEED NEW SHOWS DAMIT
I CANT STAND TO WATCH ALL OF
THIS CRAP!!!!!

but i like 3 main shows

1.Angel
2.Charmed
3.Buffy The Vamp Slayer

there all si-fi
and "Horor"

Trisk

lol I think you just contradicted yourself demon man. You can't stand to watch crap and those are the three shows you watch?

Charmed is the only one that's ever half-way decent but at least when I'm watching it, I know it's crap.
The other two....make me cry with their horrible stories/scripts/acting. I find them too painful to watch.

demon man

ya buffy is geting "sad"


angel is alwase cool



and plenty of gurls on charmed

Paq

ahahah

I totally forgot about one thing that pisses me off about tv today

Where are teh cartoons? Simpsons...maybe for children, southpark..heh...but i'm tlaking about that afterschool timeslot that used to be filled with GREAT shows like:
Transformers...more than meets the eye
GI Joe...cmon, we're at war, these guys were always at war wtih an evil terrorist organization out to rule the world
Garfield and friends..hey, it's garfield
Go-Bots...transformers lite
Gargoyles..cmon, it had Will riker and Deanna in a freaking cartoon and it was awesome. (jonathan frakes and mirina sirtis..damn trekkies)
Ducktales...cmon, that was just fun
He-man..master of hte universe..cmon, chant it with me, "I HAVE THE POWER"
She-rah..ok, so she sucked, but cmon, cartoon cleavage is fun when you're 10..
Thundercats...Thunder..thunder..thunder..HOOOOOOOO

Gizmoduck anyone...

how about fuckin TOM and Jerry...is that really too violent??? Bugs bunny? yosemite sam? Wyle E coyote??? cmon....


Teenage mutant ninja turtles? Anything???

I remember when saturday morning cartoons started at 7 am and went until noon and they were all great...

but seriously, what's on tv in the afternoon now...nothing worth watching and nothing i'd want my children to watch if i were a parent...

Sheeesh, tv sux lately

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Trisk

Yeah there used to be a lot of good tv shows for kids....I hate how all kids shows now have incredibely exaggerated acting. When I was little, some of my favorite movies were The Sound of Music, Star Wars, The King and I, Grease, and other classics. Kids don't need to be subjected to such horrible acting. They may not understand the whole story until they're older but they're not stupid and they don't need to be talked to the way you talk to your dog or cat.
...I think this is just more proof of the stupidity of whoever is making up shows that are fed to Americans every day.

When I was little, I used to get hyped up about educational shows....Hell, my half-brother, who is a TV-addict today (at 15), loved Captain Planet when he was younger. It was funny to watch him get excited about saving the environment. But most cartoons I see on tv now are far from being educational. Not only that, but they think our kids are getting tired ot the classics and instead, produce new "better" versions of them that completely insult the success of the series.

Like right now they have series where all the famous super-heroes are teenagers who work together. WTF? Scooby doo and wonder-woman just don't belong in the same show together. I'm sure the kids won't mind if they keep airing normal batman, daffy duck, bugs bunny etc. It's not like they've seen it before.

World's King

I DID. I JUST FELT LIKE BEING AN ASSHOLE.

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bernadette

never cared for the survivor, joe millionaire kinda reality shows at all, but i enjoyed watching the osbornes, the newlyweds (nick & jessica) & the simple life.
most people think those 3 shows are stupid. *shrugs* /me likes 'em.

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DEI37

Haven't watched a reality show yet. I like racing and 24. That's about it. I like the Simpsons and King of the Hill, too. I dont' watch much TV. I think my daughter watches more in a day, then I do in a week. Pisses me off.

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Redjake

I watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, Trucks, World's Scariest Police Chases, and Robot Wars. That's about it. And I rarely watch those. One thing I've realized over the years is that I hate TV.

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matteo101

The one reality show that I really like is The Amazing Race. It is one of the good ones left. Very well produced, get to see so many places around the world, and its really competitive. I definetly like that show. I admit I watch survivor too...

unoaman

And a fine job you did The Origional King...I always kinda enjoyed The Andy Griffin Show, was that you that played the no biting, barking dog that laid on his front porch.