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hulk · 07-28-2004, 10:09 PM

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Britney 'sex vid' shock

Joseph harles

You go (at it) girl!
So close... and yet so far.

We’ve seen Paris Hilton going at it on internet-distributed fame. And then we had Abi Titmuss (or rather John Leslie and another woman had her) showing off her homespun charms.

But imagine what a froth the interweb would have gotten into if the stolen Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears alleged home sex vid had made it online.

The mind boggles – Timberpants caterwauling and shaking those hips while Britters pops a fresh zit and knocks back an (alcohol-free) Jack Daniel’s miniature.

Well, on second thoughts.

Reportedly nicked while they were still dating, the supposedly raunchy tape was swiped by thieves when their Florida home was burgled.

But luckily for them, police recovered the stolen items and returned it to the couple – and amazingly there are no reports of the cops ‘examining’ the evidence.

And this was during the time Britney was still insisting that she was a virgin and waiting for marriage.

According to those super sleuths over at Teenhollywood.com, the police arrested a gang of teenagers before they had the opportunity to post her non-virgin antics on the internet.

And on such small technicalities, the history of the world changes.

Linky

We'll get there one day.

StormBerlin · 07-28-2004, 10:14 PM

burgled? What the hell is burgled?

Fremen · 07-28-2004, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

I think it has something to do with Giant Hamburger.

The Phenomenon · 07-28-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

Breaking into a home and stealing stuff is called a burglary.

KellyC · 07-28-2004, 10:35 PM

I wouldn't watch it any way.

sadistikdreams · 07-28-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Fremen
I think it has something to do with Giant Hamburger.

I knew he was on to something...

GO GH!

The Phenomenon · 07-28-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by KellyC
I wouldn't watch it any way.

yeah right

Nisses · 07-29-2004, 01:53 AM

sheesh, for once when something good might have come from the theft, they catch em

omega2K4 · 07-29-2004, 05:15 AM

Hopefully they made and distributed some copies. (Before being arrested.)

absorbentishe · 07-29-2004, 05:29 AM

They must have been turd burglers, since that's what the tape probably was.

The Phenomenon · 07-29-2004, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Hopefully they made and distributed some copies. (Before being arrested.)

If they did we would have seen it by now.

omega2K4 · 07-29-2004, 05:46 AM

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Originally posted by The Phenomenon
If they did we would have seen it by now.

Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

MSD · 07-29-2004, 08:05 AM

They were caught within five to ten minutes of leaving the house. This is very old news.

water_boy1999 · 07-29-2004, 08:46 AM

In the words of Grimace:
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Brittney tape today.

Rdr4evr · 07-29-2004, 08:51 AM

Im sorry guys, but this broad is ugly and very much overrated.

Also, click here, she looks like a damn zombie, scary.

Mephisto2 · 07-29-2004, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by StormBerlin
burgled? What the hell is burgled?

You don't speak English?!

That's unpossible...

Mr Mephisto

sillygirl · 07-29-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

Give up the dream

crow_daw · 07-29-2004, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by omega2K4
Maybe they hid it somewhere safe until they get released from jail?

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Originally posted by sillygirl
Give up the dream

S'what I was going to say.....wishful thinking buddy.

Destrox · 07-29-2004, 07:55 PM

I wouldnt mind watching some older videos of her, but nothing within the last year. She has gone from a pertty hot women, to a nasty trailer trash skank.

07-29-2004, 10:45 PM

holy crap Rdr4evr she looked like a crack whore in those pictures.

Rdr4evr · 07-30-2004, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Xepidemic
holy crap Rdr4evr she looked like a crack whore in those pictures.

That is probably because she is, I fail to see how ppl find her attractive.

07-28-2004, 10:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	burgled? What the hell is burgled? __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

07-28-2004, 10:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	I wouldn't watch it any way. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

07-29-2004, 01:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	sheesh, for once when something good might have come from the theft, they catch em __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

07-29-2004, 05:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Hopefully they made and distributed some copies. (Before being arrested.) __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

07-29-2004, 08:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	In the words of Grimace: I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Brittney tape today. __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

07-29-2004, 05:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	They must have been turd burglers, since that's what the tape probably was.

07-29-2004, 08:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	They were caught within five to ten minutes of leaving the house. This is very old news.

07-29-2004, 08:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	Im sorry guys, but this broad is ugly and very much overrated. Also, click here, she looks like a damn zombie, scary. Last edited by Rdr4evr; 07-29-2004 at 07:17 PM..

07-29-2004, 07:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	I wouldnt mind watching some older videos of her, but nothing within the last year. She has gone from a pertty hot women, to a nasty trailer trash skank. __________________ You bore me.... next.

07-29-2004, 10:45 PM	#20 (permalink)
Xepidemic Guest	holy crap Rdr4evr she looked like a crack whore in those pictures.