Baldrick

About a year ago, a memo went around our office banning compressed air cans. We all got a good chuckle about how cheap the company was, but found out the next week it was because one of the IT department was caught in the server room with a can of air up his nose.

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tropple

Has no one here ever tried out vanilla extract?

It's usually about 40% alcohol. It takes a little bit to get used to, but after a while you can slug it right down.

Sailors at sea will drink damned near anything.

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scrooloose

At walmart you can anly but 6 of a certain cough medicine because youngins are getting high off of it.

unoaman

You guys think you got problems...I'm so old that Walmart makes me go over the prescription department, and take a blood pressure test before buying Ladies Home Journal.

By the way, in my book "drool whip" or whatever, isn't worth a shit. You try it and try it with no result, then when you figure you might as well squirt it on each other, and lick it off.....no gas left?