A pilot.

Wait, I'll be at work on Halloween anyway.......

Okay, now I need a little help. Hopefully you guys (and gals) can help me figure this out. I'd rather be a sexy nurse if we go out this Halloween. What can my husband be? He's not going to be Stephen Hawking because we can't find a wheel chair, and pushing him around all night, (even though I think it would be fun) is not what he wants to do.

I thought about wrapping him in gauze, and having a strand in my hand around his neck like a leash. What do you all think?

What should he be???