heh...this kid must be a real genius..or not.. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Karby · 07-04-2004, 09:10 AM

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In the war of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac.

i got this link from someone.

has anyone here ever pulled something like this in high school, college, grad school, etc? i don't think i will ever try to pull something like this...
i think it's funny how big of a joke people can make out of certain things, especially when it comes to school.
...but what's even more funny are those comments. it seems like the poor teachers didn't have a clue that Peter was stringing them along!

other personal favorites include:

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There have been long preparations for when Future Jesus will be born in our time because when he is, the Dragon Slayer will be found and we will fight to save mankind from the great Dragons and the Giant Whore on the Back of a Lion(Revalations)!.

and

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Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastened proerly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.

heh....

DISCLAIMER: Please note that Karby does not endorse nor support the opinions expressed in the above link. Karby was just greatly humored by how silly they were, and thought you'd all get a good laugh out of it.

wonderwench · 07-04-2004, 09:17 AM

This guy is hysterical!

rotflmao

glytch · 07-04-2004, 09:55 AM

Wow. That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. I used to do this kind of thing in college, but it never turned out quite this good.

theusername · 07-04-2004, 10:40 AM

Knowing what i know now after graduating, damn I wish I would have pulled this stunt in high school. There's always college to look forward to...

haha this kid has balls. Classic.

Strange Famous · 07-04-2004, 10:43 AM

well, all I know is that the name is translated "Usama", and not "Osama"

majik_6 · 07-04-2004, 10:52 AM

Holy Lord, that's the funniest thing I've read in quite sometime.

It reminds me of the dumbshit I'd submit in Art History 213 when I hadn't read ANY of the assigned material...except this kid is way more creative.

Blackthorn · 07-04-2004, 12:27 PM

Outstanding...this is exactly what I needed today! A good chuckle. Thanks for this post!

SinisterMotives · 07-04-2004, 02:14 PM

That's a scream!

It would be worth it to be a teenager again just so I could try a stunt like that.

KirStang · 07-04-2004, 04:30 PM

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In conclusion girls are icky

This kid is hilarious

mingusfingers · 07-04-2004, 05:05 PM

Ah, I really enjoyed that. I want to try it.

kurtisj · 07-04-2004, 05:10 PM

That is hilarious, what do you think the teacher was thinking?

Spanxxx · 07-05-2004, 10:46 AM

That is awesome stuff. My favorite is this, which I think I'll have to rip off as a signature quote:

I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels.

Nachimir · 07-05-2004, 01:25 PM

"God loves America, that's why he's on our money."

H12 · 07-05-2004, 07:59 PM

The entire Walt Whitman story had me laughing, giggling, and chuckling...then more laughter ensued afterwards. Great stuff.

Munku · 07-05-2004, 08:35 PM

"I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not. They just eat the nickels.

Hi-Lar-I-Ous!

Reese · 07-05-2004, 11:00 PM

The only Joke paper I turned in was in like 4h grade we had to write about what we did over the summer. I wrote a few lines and got extremely bored so I got to the part about riding my ATV and said "I like riding my 4 wheeler very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much." I had to re-write the paper twice as long as originally assigned, so I just used twice as many "very's" which got me an F.

Madd · 07-06-2004, 04:57 AM

Classic

i wonder if he is related to the kid who wrote this one;

http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/

07-04-2004, 09:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
glytch I am not permanent. Location: Tennessee	Wow. That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. I used to do this kind of thing in college, but it never turned out quite this good. __________________ If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

07-04-2004, 10:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	well, all I know is that the name is translated "Usama", and not "Osama" __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

07-04-2004, 10:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
majik_6 narcissist Location: looking in a mirror	Holy Lord, that's the funniest thing I've read in quite sometime. It reminds me of the dumbshit I'd submit in Art History 213 when I hadn't read ANY of the assigned material...except this kid is way more creative. __________________ it's all about self-indulgence

07-04-2004, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Outstanding...this is exactly what I needed today! A good chuckle. Thanks for this post! __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

07-04-2004, 05:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	Ah, I really enjoyed that. I want to try it. __________________ Still Looking

07-04-2004, 09:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
wonderwench Banned	This guy is hysterical! rotflmao

07-04-2004, 10:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
theusername Insane	Knowing what i know now after graduating, damn I wish I would have pulled this stunt in high school. There's always college to look forward to... haha this kid has balls. Classic.

07-04-2004, 02:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
SinisterMotives Junkie	That's a scream! It would be worth it to be a teenager again just so I could try a stunt like that.

07-04-2004, 05:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
kurtisj Insane Location: The Wick	That is hilarious, what do you think the teacher was thinking? __________________ Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Kurtisj.

07-05-2004, 10:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
Spanxxx Psycho Location: Under my roof	That is awesome stuff. My favorite is this, which I think I'll have to rip off as a signature quote: I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. __________________ I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero

07-05-2004, 01:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nachimir Upright Location: UK	"God loves America, that's why he's on our money."

07-05-2004, 07:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	The entire Walt Whitman story had me laughing, giggling, and chuckling...then more laughter ensued afterwards. Great stuff. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

07-05-2004, 08:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	"I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not. They just eat the nickels. Hi-Lar-I-Ous!

07-05-2004, 11:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	The only Joke paper I turned in was in like 4h grade we had to write about what we did over the summer. I wrote a few lines and got extremely bored so I got to the part about riding my ATV and said "I like riding my 4 wheeler very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much." I had to re-write the paper twice as long as originally assigned, so I just used twice as many "very's" which got me an F. __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

07-06-2004, 04:57 AM	#17 (permalink)
Madd Tilted Location: Melbourne	Classic i wonder if he is related to the kid who wrote this one; http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/ __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.