07-04-2004, 09:10 AM | #1 (permalink) | |||
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heh...this kid must be a real genius..or not..
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i got this link from someone. has anyone here ever pulled something like this in high school, college, grad school, etc? i don't think i will ever try to pull something like this... i think it's funny how big of a joke people can make out of certain things, especially when it comes to school. ...but what's even more funny are those comments. it seems like the poor teachers didn't have a clue that Peter was stringing them along! other personal favorites include: Quote:
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DISCLAIMER: Please note that Karby does not endorse nor support the opinions expressed in the above link. Karby was just greatly humored by how silly they were, and thought you'd all get a good laugh out of it.
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07-04-2004, 09:55 AM | #3 (permalink) |
I am not permanent.
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Wow. That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. I used to do this kind of thing in college, but it never turned out quite this good.
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07-04-2004, 10:43 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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well, all I know is that the name is translated "Usama", and not "Osama"
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07-04-2004, 10:52 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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Holy Lord, that's the funniest thing I've read in quite sometime.
It reminds me of the dumbshit I'd submit in Art History 213 when I hadn't read ANY of the assigned material...except this kid is way more creative.
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07-05-2004, 10:46 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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That is awesome stuff. My favorite is this, which I think I'll have to rip off as a signature quote:
I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels.
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07-05-2004, 07:59 PM | #14 (permalink) |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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The entire Walt Whitman story had me laughing, giggling, and chuckling...then more laughter ensued afterwards. Great stuff.
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07-05-2004, 11:00 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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The only Joke paper I turned in was in like 4h grade we had to write about what we did over the summer. I wrote a few lines and got extremely bored so I got to the part about riding my ATV and said "I like riding my 4 wheeler very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much." I had to re-write the paper twice as long as originally assigned, so I just used twice as many "very's" which got me an F.
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07-06-2004, 04:57 AM | #17 (permalink) |
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Classic i wonder if he is related to the kid who wrote this one;
http://www.enzine.cyborgcow.net/exam/
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