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Old 07-04-2004, 09:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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heh...this kid must be a real genius..or not..

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In the war of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac.


i got this link from someone.

has anyone here ever pulled something like this in high school, college, grad school, etc? i don't think i will ever try to pull something like this...
i think it's funny how big of a joke people can make out of certain things, especially when it comes to school.
...but what's even more funny are those comments. it seems like the poor teachers didn't have a clue that Peter was stringing them along!

other personal favorites include:
Quote:
There have been long preparations for when Future Jesus will be born in our time because when he is, the Dragon Slayer will be found and we will fight to save mankind from the great Dragons and the Giant Whore on the Back of a Lion(Revalations)!.
and

Quote:
Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out because he wasn't fastened proerly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.
heh....

DISCLAIMER: Please note that Karby does not endorse nor support the opinions expressed in the above link. Karby was just greatly humored by how silly they were, and thought you'd all get a good laugh out of it.
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Old 07-04-2004, 09:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This guy is hysterical!

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Old 07-04-2004, 09:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow. That has got to be the funniest thing I've read in quite a while. I used to do this kind of thing in college, but it never turned out quite this good.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Knowing what i know now after graduating, damn I wish I would have pulled this stunt in high school. There's always college to look forward to...

haha this kid has balls. Classic.
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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well, all I know is that the name is translated "Usama", and not "Osama"
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Old 07-04-2004, 10:52 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Holy Lord, that's the funniest thing I've read in quite sometime.

It reminds me of the dumbshit I'd submit in Art History 213 when I hadn't read ANY of the assigned material...except this kid is way more creative.
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Old 07-04-2004, 12:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Outstanding...this is exactly what I needed today! A good chuckle. Thanks for this post!
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Old 07-04-2004, 02:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That's a scream!

It would be worth it to be a teenager again just so I could try a stunt like that.
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Old 07-04-2004, 04:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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In conclusion girls are icky


This kid is hilarious
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Old 07-04-2004, 05:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ah, I really enjoyed that. I want to try it.
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Old 07-04-2004, 05:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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That is hilarious, what do you think the teacher was thinking?
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Old 07-05-2004, 10:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That is awesome stuff. My favorite is this, which I think I'll have to rip off as a signature quote:

I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels.
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Old 07-05-2004, 01:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"God loves America, that's why he's on our money."
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Old 07-05-2004, 07:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The entire Walt Whitman story had me laughing, giggling, and chuckling...then more laughter ensued afterwards. Great stuff.
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Old 07-05-2004, 08:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not. They just eat the nickels.

Hi-Lar-I-Ous!
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Old 07-05-2004, 11:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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The only Joke paper I turned in was in like 4h grade we had to write about what we did over the summer. I wrote a few lines and got extremely bored so I got to the part about riding my ATV and said "I like riding my 4 wheeler very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much." I had to re-write the paper twice as long as originally assigned, so I just used twice as many "very's" which got me an F.
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Old 07-06-2004, 04:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Classic i wonder if he is related to the kid who wrote this one;

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