05-11-2003, 02:18 AM | #1 (permalink) |
The Original JizzSmacka
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How often do you get booty?
How often do you get it with your gf or spouse? Does it decrease as you get older due to busy jobs and decrease in sex drive?
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05-11-2003, 07:18 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
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Usually about 2-3 times a week. It has decreased since we got together two years ago when we were doing it at least twice a day.
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05-11-2003, 09:14 AM | #10 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Chicagoland
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Not enough! I could do it at least once a day- and I pleasure myself that often, sometimes more, but my significant other of 12 years seems to have shifted into low gear. Tiredness is his general complaint and it's logical given his schedule, but cripes am I horny!
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05-11-2003, 12:44 PM | #13 (permalink) |
Banned
Location: The Hell I Created.
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what i wouldn't give to be able to say "not nearly enough." cause when you ain't getting any, that phrase just doesn't adequately describe it. unless you count getting some from "miss michigan," in which case it's whenever i want.
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05-11-2003, 01:11 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Fear the bunny
Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing
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With my last girlie, it was nearly everyday, whenever and however I wanted it.
With my new girlie..... I'm probably gonna have to marry her first.
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05-11-2003, 01:17 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: Central N.Y.
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05-11-2003, 03:10 PM | #17 (permalink) |
delusional
Location: USA half way between East and West
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2 - 3 times a week most of the time. It does get harder when kids are around but we just get more creative... <br><b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">I woke up one day and realized the only time<br> I want it twice is before I've had it once...</font></b>
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05-11-2003, 07:18 PM | #21 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Wherever I am!
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It seems now like maybe once a week, kind of hard to do with a 2 yr old in between us. But it does happen, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, on the couch, on the floor at the end of the bed...whenver the kids are asleep or otherwise occupied! As soon as I can get the 2 yr old into his own room I'm sure it will happen more. Come on Bigger House!!!!
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05-11-2003, 10:38 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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It used to be more than once a day, but now that she has gone home for the summer, I realize it wasn't nearly enough.
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05-12-2003, 05:02 AM | #25 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: The True North Strong and Free!
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sigh. not nearly enough.
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05-12-2003, 05:44 AM | #27 (permalink) |
Poo-tee-weet?
Location: The Woodlands, TX
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well arie and i are atleast once a week... i think we tend to average more like 2 or 3 a week... it would be more often if we lived together... but this summer... we might not get any... ... gonna be a long 3 months...
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05-23-2003, 09:42 AM | #29 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: portland, or
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3-4 times a week, she's gooood.
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05-23-2003, 11:30 AM | #30 (permalink) | |
Lord of All Fevers and Plagues
Location: Brockton, MA
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05-23-2003, 12:13 PM | #32 (permalink) | |
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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I've been married for almost 13, and I get it as often as <b>she</b> wants it - average maybe 2 times a week. Which is somewhat less often then I want it. Maybe it's because her bell rings three or four times each session and she doesn't need any more release than that. Maybe my efforts to attain a 4 to 1 ratio of her O's to mine is working against me. Thank god for the TFP boobies forum, but I often feel like I'm going through puberty again. Mael, I like your "miss michigan" reference. I've never heard that one, and being from the state, that cracked me up. For those that didn't get it, look at Michigan on a map. It's shaped like a mitten or a hand - or palm. Rosie's other sister. And for those of you wondering about the effect of marriage and kids on your sex life, this is how it was explained to me. Starting on your honeymoon and continuing until your first anniversary, put a penny in a jar each time you make the two-backed beast. Thereafter, remove a penny each time she gives in to your begging. ;-) You will never empty the jar.
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05-23-2003, 12:53 PM | #36 (permalink) |
Eccentric insomniac
Location: North Carolina
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Normally a couple times a day. But I have had a bit of a dry spell recently due to it being summer vacation. However, since my girlfriend is coming to visit me today, we will probably go until neither of us can move.
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05-23-2003, 12:56 PM | #37 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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once every one or two days. More on weekends.
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05-24-2003, 06:56 AM | #40 (permalink) |
Crazy
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Depends when and who i'm doing it with at the time. I don't have many long-term relationships but many one nighters. At the moment i'm "sampling life" as I put it. About twice a month on average but i do have boom times (rarely)
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