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Old 05-11-2003, 02:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How often do you get booty?

How often do you get it with your gf or spouse? Does it decrease as you get older due to busy jobs and decrease in sex drive?
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe once every week and a half or so. Yes, it definitely decreased for us after we got older, had kids, and got busier.
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Old 05-11-2003, 05:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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No where near enough; less is definitly not more.
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Old 05-11-2003, 05:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Pretty much every day. Sometimes twice a day. We've been together for five years, married for four.
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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As often as I want it. We've been married 23 years, and she still wants it as much as I do.
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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at least once a day. She usually wants it more than I do which I thought would never happen
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Old 05-11-2003, 07:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Usually about 2-3 times a week. It has decreased since we got together two years ago when we were doing it at least twice a day.
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:40 AM   #9 (permalink)
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was about 2-3 times aweek, until she left me last week
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Old 05-11-2003, 09:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Not enough! I could do it at least once a day- and I pleasure myself that often, sometimes more, but my significant other of 12 years seems to have shifted into low gear. Tiredness is his general complaint and it's logical given his schedule, but cripes am I horny!
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Old 05-11-2003, 12:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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me and my gf get it on about twice a week
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Old 05-11-2003, 12:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
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averages once a day...
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Old 05-11-2003, 12:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what i wouldn't give to be able to say "not nearly enough." cause when you ain't getting any, that phrase just doesn't adequately describe it. unless you count getting some from "miss michigan," in which case it's whenever i want.
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Old 05-11-2003, 01:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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With my last girlie, it was nearly everyday, whenever and however I wanted it.

With my new girlie..... I'm probably gonna have to marry her first.
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Old 05-11-2003, 01:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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what i wouldn't give to be able to say "not nearly enough." cause when you ain't getting any, that phrase just doesn't adequately describe it. unless you count getting some from "miss michigan," in which case it's whenever i want.
And just who might "Miss Michigan" be, exactly Hmmmm......?
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Old 05-11-2003, 02:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Not enough, once a week.
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Old 05-11-2003, 03:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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2 - 3 times a week most of the time. It does get harder when kids are around but we just get more creative... <br><b><font color=FFFF00 size=+1 face="comic sans ms">I woke up one day and realized the only time<br> I want it twice is before I've had it once...</font></b>
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Not nearly enough!
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Old 05-11-2003, 04:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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1 a week she lives over the borders about 30 miles a away :-/
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Old 05-11-2003, 05:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2003, 07:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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It seems now like maybe once a week, kind of hard to do with a 2 yr old in between us. But it does happen, in the bathroom, in the kitchen, on the couch, on the floor at the end of the bed...whenver the kids are asleep or otherwise occupied! As soon as I can get the 2 yr old into his own room I'm sure it will happen more. Come on Bigger House!!!!
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It used to be more than once a day, but now that she has gone home for the summer, I realize it wasn't nearly enough.
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Old 05-11-2003, 10:50 PM   #23 (permalink)
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just short of never, more like once every 3 or 4 months. :-(
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Old 05-11-2003, 11:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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averages once a day...
I didn't think that much... I'd put it at 5 days out of 7 or so.
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:02 AM   #25 (permalink)
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sigh. not nearly enough.
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:23 AM   #26 (permalink)
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once a month..........maybe
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Old 05-12-2003, 05:44 AM   #27 (permalink)
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well arie and i are atleast once a week... i think we tend to average more like 2 or 3 a week... it would be more often if we lived together... but this summer... we might not get any... ... gonna be a long 3 months...
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Old 05-12-2003, 07:36 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Not nearly enough!
Amen to that, sister!
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:42 AM   #29 (permalink)
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3-4 times a week, she's gooood.
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Old 05-23-2003, 11:30 AM   #30 (permalink)
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No where near enough; less is definitly not more.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:09 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Not nearly as often as I would like.
Nearly ....not even close.....
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:13 PM   #32 (permalink)
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As often as I want it. We've been married 23 years, and she still wants it as much as I do.
Ah, yes, but how often do you want it. If both of you have similar sexual drives, then no worries.

I've been married for almost 13, and I get it as often as <b>she</b> wants it - average maybe 2 times a week. Which is somewhat less often then I want it. Maybe it's because her bell rings three or four times each session and she doesn't need any more release than that. Maybe my efforts to attain a 4 to 1 ratio of her O's to mine is working against me. Thank god for the TFP boobies forum, but I often feel like I'm going through puberty again.

Mael, I like your "miss michigan" reference. I've never heard that one, and being from the state, that cracked me up. For those that didn't get it, look at Michigan on a map. It's shaped like a mitten or a hand - or palm. Rosie's other sister.

And for those of you wondering about the effect of marriage and kids on your sex life, this is how it was explained to me. Starting on your honeymoon and continuing until your first anniversary, put a penny in a jar each time you make the two-backed beast. Thereafter, remove a penny each time she gives in to your begging. ;-) You will never empty the jar.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:14 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:38 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:52 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I kinda got some last year.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:53 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Normally a couple times a day. But I have had a bit of a dry spell recently due to it being summer vacation. However, since my girlfriend is coming to visit me today, we will probably go until neither of us can move.
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Old 05-23-2003, 12:56 PM   #37 (permalink)
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once every one or two days. More on weekends.
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Old 05-23-2003, 04:05 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Usually once a week, sometimes more if I feel like it.
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:29 AM   #39 (permalink)
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No where near enough; less is definitly not more.
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:56 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Depends when and who i'm doing it with at the time. I don't have many long-term relationships but many one nighters. At the moment i'm "sampling life" as I put it. About twice a month on average but i do have boom times (rarely)
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