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Old 06-23-2004, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Longest Hair Record

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Man Goes for Guinness Longest Hair Record


HANOI, Vietnam (AP) - A Vietnamese man who hasn't been to a barber in 31 years is vying to get in the Guinness World Records for having the longest hair, state-controlled media reported Monday.

Tran Van Hay's hair is 20 feet long, Thanh Nien (Young People) newspaper said.

Normally tied up and covered by a scarf, his hair has grown four feet in the past seven years. He last had it washed six years ago, the paper said.

Hay, 67, is a traditional medicine practitioner from southern Kien Giang province, some 220 miles southwest of Ho Chi Minh City. He provides free treatment to villagers in the region.


The Guinness Web site says the current record for long hair, set in 1997, is held by Hoo Sateow of Chiang Mai, Thailand, at 16 feet 11 inches.


Damn if I didn't cut my hair for 31 years I probably rip my hair out. My hair gets itchy when gets too long.
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why is his beard so white, he so old yet that hair so brown?
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Good for him,but it looks like a big dead animal sitting on his head.My hair is 36 inches long at the longest point.Someday ,eh?
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Old 06-23-2004, 08:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How come the hair starts normal and white,and goes all crazy and brown?
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Old 06-23-2004, 09:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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cause it was dark brown when he was younger, its OLD hair
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Old 06-23-2004, 09:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It looks like a really long piece of sh*t
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Old 06-23-2004, 09:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to pay this guy a visit when I go back to vietnam...

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It looks like a really long piece of sh*t
yep!
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Old 06-23-2004, 09:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2004, 10:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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he hasnt washed it for 6 years... of course its gonna be brown
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Old 06-23-2004, 10:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ah, ah, ahhhh! I could not stand that.
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Old 06-23-2004, 11:14 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2004, 04:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Thats just the scarf wrapping his hair - I thought it looked pretty odd too, until I read the article:
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Normally tied up and covered by a scarf
Hasn't washed it for 6 years... wow. I can imagine the kind of insect colonies he's got in there.
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Old 06-24-2004, 05:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2004, 05:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Yuck, I can't stand it if I can't wash my hair everyday, 6 years? Yuck!
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Old 06-24-2004, 05:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Thats just the scarf wrapping his hair
I don't think so. Look at the picture again. Looks like one big dreadlock to me.

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Old 06-24-2004, 06:52 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That's gotta cause back and neck problems.
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Old 06-24-2004, 07:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That's gotta cause back and neck problems.
I agree
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Old 06-24-2004, 07:24 AM   #18 (permalink)
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What makes a guy decide one day, "Hey, I think I won't cut my hair for the rest of my life"?
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Old 06-24-2004, 07:57 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You know, that can't be good for having sex with girls.

"Excuse me, I'm going to lay my hair log down next to you while we have sex. Please ignore the smell for it has not been washed in 6 years."
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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You know, that can't be good for having sex with girls.

"Excuse me, I'm going to lay my hair log down next to you while we have sex. Please ignore the smell for it has not been washed in 6 years."
Somehow, I think sex is not an issue in his case
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Old 06-24-2004, 11:29 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Think of the Afro that guy could have!!!!!!
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Old 06-24-2004, 12:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Pretty fuckin crazy!
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Old 06-24-2004, 02:51 PM   #23 (permalink)
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wow! he's like a DBZ character! Goku at SSJ 1,000,000!
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Old 06-24-2004, 03:27 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm?

I wonder who has the record for the longest pubes.
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Old 06-24-2004, 06:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm?

I wonder who has the record for the longest pubes.
From: http://www.world-sex-records.com/sex-017.htm
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Pubic hair, short and curly in most of us, sometimes grows to quite extraordinary lengths. Havelock Ellis worked as a midwife in his early days, and he notes that only in one case did long pubic hair hamper his efforts. In some remarkable cases recorded by a certain Mr. F. L. John (1778-1852) the pubic hair was longer than the women's ordinary hair. Thus (Paulini): the pubic hair reached the knees.... (Bartholia): the pubic hair was plaited behind the woman's back. Ronald Learsall, who nicely notes these instances, observes with appropriate insight that such cases "are unquestionably freakish."
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Old 06-24-2004, 07:37 PM   #26 (permalink)
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not sure what to think of this

but it does look like a big shit

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Old 06-26-2004, 08:11 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2004, 08:15 PM   #28 (permalink)
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That's also the world's biggest dreadlock.

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Old 06-26-2004, 08:43 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2004, 10:53 PM   #30 (permalink)
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people are strange...

what makes people want to insert a 6 inch plate in there lower lip?
or live with a 20 ft snake of dirty unwashed hair?

to each their own....
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Old 06-26-2004, 11:30 PM   #31 (permalink)
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i was thiking the brown was the scarf they were talking about
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Old 06-27-2004, 02:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Re: Longest Hair Record

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He last had it washed six years ago, the paper said.

Ewwww.
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Old 06-27-2004, 05:42 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2004, 10:59 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2004, 09:56 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I bet he has trouble buying hats.
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