maleficent

and if women had a penis, well we'd take at least one day,, maybe two just to play with that all day... (Well at least some would)

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ledhead

36. Christmas shopping can be done for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 15 minutes.

did this last year, not for 25 people but the idea is still there.

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"If you can count the number of cylinders on one hand....it is NOT a race car." big bubba

"Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way"

redarrow

Women dont have to remember anniversarys and birthdays.

deadhero

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

Odd to say that. I was under the impression, from my past experiences with talking to women on the phone, that females must spend at least five hours a day on the phone.

ShaniFaye

I admit it....I had to wake up my fiance this morning to open my Dr. Pepper because somebody had screwed the lid on too tight

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Bobaphat

Hmmm many of these do not apply to many modern men, though I did do my nails with a pocket knife not more than 2 hours ago.

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--size matters not-- yoda

deadhero

Your sig is the best thing I have ever read.