Rasputin's penis on display in Russian erotica museam (NSFW?) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Averett · 06-18-2004, 12:24 PM

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Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum

SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) -

In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of sexual power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure sexual impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

So err.. I guess it wasn't his eyes that held such power over the ladies!

water_boy1999 · 06-18-2004, 12:30 PM

Few points:
The girl in that picture is super HOT!!!!

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Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

Can I become a patient of this clinic regardless if I don't have any sexual issues? Get me in there!!!!!!!

SixEdxMia · 06-18-2004, 12:37 PM

I didnt even see a girl...I saw a huge green pickled penis.Looks like an elephants trunk.
*shudders*

Eleven inches?!?
yes,it was all in the eyes....

TopRamen66 · 06-18-2004, 12:39 PM

damn, that guy had a big wang... I wonder why they cut it off though? Mabey people took memento 'parts' of him when he died, the first guy was lucky and got his brain, the second guy said "F*ck it, I'll just nab his wang!"

sexymama · 06-18-2004, 12:40 PM

OMG -- that looks scary to me!

Averett · 06-18-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by sexymama
OMG -- that looks scary to me!

Yeah no kidding! There really is such a thing as too big

bernadette · 06-18-2004, 01:35 PM

good lawd!

people are so weird sometimes.

bermuDa · 06-18-2004, 02:06 PM

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I'm goin on safari motherfucker, safaaari!!!

so... whose idea was it to pickle his penis?

Radio Monk33 · 06-18-2004, 02:46 PM

I dunno, doesn't look real to me.

Of course i havent seen a pickled penis before..

maleficent · 06-18-2004, 03:00 PM

I'm really quite intrigued that there's enough erotica in Russia to devote a museum to it. It's probably in someone's basement, but my twisted head has a pictred something the size of the Guggenheim filled with pickled penii. And on the lunch menu, nuttin' but pickles. Could you just imagine the gift shop?

(Yes, I scare myself sometimes where I let my thoughts wander)

World's King · 06-18-2004, 04:02 PM

I'd hit it.

dirtyrascal7 · 06-18-2004, 05:31 PM

$8,000 for a severed penis that looks like an organic potato. well, i suppose people have made worse investments... but i can't think of any right now.

todd · 06-18-2004, 06:50 PM

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Originally posted by SixEdxMia
Looks like an elephants trunk.

First thing that came to my mind too

It doesn't look 11 inches.

viejo gringo · 06-18-2004, 06:59 PM

I bet he even scared the hell out of the mares, packing that thing around back in those days...

OFKU0 · 06-18-2004, 07:01 PM

Meh,.. wouldn't get a second glance in Tilted Exhibition.

Unga · 06-18-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyrascal7
$8,000 for a severed penis that looks like an organic potato. well, i suppose people have made worse investments... but i can't think of any right now.

lols organic potato.. that's great

I dunno what my thoughts are on this one. The thought of a picked penis makes me kinda queasy. So it takes them forever to finally kill this guy, and then they decide to keep his wang. hrm.

MSD · 06-18-2004, 09:38 PM

Rasputin was quite an interesting fellow. As payment for his healing and visionary skills, he would often demand sexual favors from both men and women, but most often the youngest daughter of the family (if the youngest was too young, mid-teen age range,) for who he performed the service. He was said to have an insatiable sexual appetite, and combined with the mysterious circumstances surounding his assasination that took him far past what normal humans could survive, led some to believe that he was something other than human.

If anyone is at all interested, I could provide more information.

JStrider · 06-18-2004, 09:43 PM

im interested...

and man... that looks wierd... all small at the tip... and big around as my arm at the base...

Radio Monk33 · 06-18-2004, 10:47 PM

PLease share more info! I think Rasputin is one of the more interesting fellows of the 20th century. Him and Rudolph Hess.

Kewpie Dan · 06-18-2004, 11:43 PM

i don't know if i want my cure for impotence to be looking at a pickled wang...

ultra_agent9 · 06-19-2004, 05:51 AM

That (hot) girl in the pic is assuming the right position...

by habit, of course.

BuDDaH · 06-19-2004, 08:17 AM

Don't sweat about this, they don't even know if it's his or real at all. There is now claims of no stamp or seal authenticity. Maybe when I go, I should get pickled too....
And yes, she is "sploogable"....

Paq · 06-19-2004, 09:13 AM

1. most russian women i've seen are hot, then again, the reason i've seen them is bc they are hot....

hmm...

2. Damn....that would explain his appetites more than "piercing eyes"

3. It would get a couple responses from TFP exhibition...

mystmarimatt · 06-19-2004, 10:38 AM

i'm still more scared by his creepy-ass eyes.

choskins · 06-19-2004, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
He was said to have an insatiable sexual appetite

Heck, I would too if I had a 12 inch cock!

Paq · 06-19-2004, 02:11 PM

then what accounts for my insatiable appetite? It sure isn't having a 12" cock

raeanna74 · 06-19-2004, 02:34 PM

I'm curious about more info too. That does look a bit creepy to me too.

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Originally posted by Kewpie Dan
i don't know if i want my cure for impotence to be looking at a pickled wang...

Well hey, look at it this way, You could feel really confident about yours afterwards. I mean your's has gotten look so much better than a pickled one right?

OFKU0 · 06-19-2004, 06:53 PM

Wasn't there a song called or about Rasputin in the 80's. Kinda like ,..rah, rah, Rasputin, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Who da band? Anyone.

DaGus · 06-20-2004, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by OFKU0
Wasn't there a song called or about Rasputin in the 80's. Kinda like ,..rah, rah, Rasputin, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Who da band? Anyone.

Boney M - Rasputin

Lyrics:

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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken

Oh, those Russians...

Soggybagel · 06-20-2004, 02:58 PM

I concur, the girl in the picture is hot. Raspuitins penis on the other hand looks...less appealing.

ngdawg · 06-20-2004, 07:00 PM

http://history1900s.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.celebritymorgue.com/rasputin/

arcane · 07-12-2004, 12:10 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...a_rasputin_sex

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SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) - In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

AFP/Interpress Photo

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of sexual power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure sexual impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

looks like halx has some competition
:P

chewybaca96 · 07-12-2004, 12:13 PM

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.....in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

i want to visit that clinic

arcane · 07-12-2004, 12:14 PM

i just think it is funny to think about a "pickled" wang

hehe

tecoyah · 07-12-2004, 12:20 PM

All I can say is.....OUCH!

I dont care if I AM DEAD.....leave that shit alone.....you never know when (or where) it may come in handy*pun intended*

arcane · 07-12-2004, 12:25 PM

that would be cool though...when you die they bury your body and pickle your wang and put it in a jar. then your living relatives can put it on the mantle above the fireplace so they can admire it

Ace_O_Spades · 07-12-2004, 12:27 PM

If i had a huge cock like that I would take it as a compliment that people wanted to stare at it to try to cure their impotence

Averett · 07-12-2004, 12:29 PM

Maybe try a search next time eh?

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...light=Rasputin

Ace_O_Spades · 07-12-2004, 12:33 PM

Averett, i thought your honorary canadian card was revoked? you CANT use eh!

just kiddin... just kiddin

Averett · 07-12-2004, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by Ace_O_Spades
Averett, i thought your honorary canadian card was revoked? you CANT use eh!

just kiddin... just kiddin

I got it back

06-18-2004, 12:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
SixEdxMia <3 Peetster Location: Peetster's house.	I didnt even see a girl...I saw a huge green pickled penis.Looks like an elephants trunk. shudders Eleven inches?!? yes,it was all in the eyes.... __________________ Honey,We're home.

06-18-2004, 12:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	OMG -- that looks scary to me! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

06-18-2004, 01:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	good lawd! people are so weird sometimes. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

06-18-2004, 02:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	I dunno, doesn't look real to me. Of course i havent seen a pickled penis before.. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

06-18-2004, 03:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I'm really quite intrigued that there's enough erotica in Russia to devote a museum to it. It's probably in someone's basement, but my twisted head has a pictred something the size of the Guggenheim filled with pickled penii. And on the lunch menu, nuttin' but pickles. Could you just imagine the gift shop? (Yes, I scare myself sometimes where I let my thoughts wander) __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-18-2004, 12:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
TopRamen66 Insane	damn, that guy had a big wang... I wonder why they cut it off though? Mabey people took memento 'parts' of him when he died, the first guy was lucky and got his brain, the second guy said "F*ck it, I'll just nab his wang!"

06-18-2004, 04:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'd hit it. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

06-18-2004, 05:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	$8,000 for a severed penis that looks like an organic potato. well, i suppose people have made worse investments... but i can't think of any right now. __________________ "Tie yourself to your limitless potential, rather than your limiting past." "Every man I meet is my superior in some way. In that, I learn of him."

06-18-2004, 06:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
viejo gringo Registered User Location: Deep South Texas	I bet he even scared the hell out of the mares, packing that thing around back in those days...

06-18-2004, 07:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
OFKU0 Junk	Meh,.. wouldn't get a second glance in Tilted Exhibition. __________________ " In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard.

06-18-2004, 09:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Rasputin was quite an interesting fellow. As payment for his healing and visionary skills, he would often demand sexual favors from both men and women, but most often the youngest daughter of the family (if the youngest was too young, mid-teen age range,) for who he performed the service. He was said to have an insatiable sexual appetite, and combined with the mysterious circumstances surounding his assasination that took him far past what normal humans could survive, led some to believe that he was something other than human. If anyone is at all interested, I could provide more information.

06-18-2004, 09:43 PM	#18 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	im interested... and man... that looks wierd... all small at the tip... and big around as my arm at the base... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

06-18-2004, 10:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	PLease share more info! I think Rasputin is one of the more interesting fellows of the 20th century. Him and Rudolph Hess. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

06-18-2004, 11:43 PM	#20 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	i don't know if i want my cure for impotence to be looking at a pickled wang... __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

06-19-2004, 05:51 AM	#21 (permalink)
ultra_agent9 Crazy Location: Tokyo Japan	That (hot) girl in the pic is assuming the right position... by habit, of course. __________________ Champaigne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

06-19-2004, 08:17 AM	#22 (permalink)
BuDDaH The Matrix had a point... Moderator Emeritus Location: 10th Mountain ASB Fort Drum, N.Y.	Don't sweat about this, they don't even know if it's his or real at all. There is now claims of no stamp or seal authenticity. Maybe when I go, I should get pickled too.... And yes, she is "sploogable".... __________________ I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become King of England!

06-19-2004, 09:13 AM	#23 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	1. most russian women i've seen are hot, then again, the reason i've seen them is bc they are hot.... hmm... 2. Damn....that would explain his appetites more than "piercing eyes" 3. It would get a couple responses from TFP exhibition... __________________ Live. Chris

06-19-2004, 10:38 AM	#24 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	i'm still more scared by his creepy-ass eyes. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

06-19-2004, 02:11 PM	#26 (permalink)
Paq Junkie Location: South Carolina	then what accounts for my insatiable appetite? It sure isn't having a 12" cock __________________ Live. Chris

06-19-2004, 06:53 PM	#28 (permalink)
OFKU0 Junk	Wasn't there a song called or about Rasputin in the 80's. Kinda like ,..rah, rah, Rasputin, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Who da band? Anyone. __________________ " In Canada, you can tell the most blatant lie in a calm voice, and people will believe you over someone who's a little passionate about the truth." David Warren, Western Standard.

06-20-2004, 02:58 PM	#30 (permalink)
Soggybagel Psycho Location: Lovely City #1	I concur, the girl in the picture is hot. Raspuitins penis on the other hand looks...less appealing.

06-20-2004, 07:00 PM	#31 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	http://history1900s.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.celebritymorgue.com/rasputin/

07-12-2004, 12:14 PM	#34 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	i just think it is funny to think about a "pickled" wang hehe __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

07-12-2004, 12:20 PM	#35 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	All I can say is.....OUCH! I dont care if I AM DEAD.....leave that shit alone.....you never know when (or where) it may come in handypun intended __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

07-12-2004, 12:25 PM	#36 (permalink)
arcane Insane Location: SLC, UT	that would be cool though...when you die they bury your body and pickle your wang and put it in a jar. then your living relatives can put it on the mantle above the fireplace so they can admire it __________________ <Arcane> so if you banged 2000 chicks then at least one had a pen0r?

07-12-2004, 12:27 PM	#37 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	If i had a huge cock like that I would take it as a compliment that people wanted to stare at it to try to cure their impotence __________________ Feh.

07-12-2004, 12:29 PM	#38 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Maybe try a search next time eh? http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...light=Rasputin __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

07-12-2004, 12:33 PM	#39 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	Averett, i thought your honorary canadian card was revoked? you CANT use eh! just kiddin... just kiddin __________________ Feh.