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A Perfect Presidential ticket
Okay, so we got Bush and a white guy. And probably Kerry and a white guy.
How 'bout a Black guy with a Hispanic guy? Let's look for the perfect US Presidential ticket. I propose Chapelle/Cheech Marin. |
Ross the gay intern from Leno/Mr. T
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Ted Nugent/Jesse Ventura
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Dave Chapelle/George Washington's Ghost - Gotcher minorities, gotcher young folk, got your rich white guys & racists & southerners- You've got it covered, here....
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Wish we could suggest Ahnold/Ventura, but Ahnold isn't elligable.
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Jack Daniels/ Absolut. Between the two, I don't know anyone who wouldn't vote for that ticket.
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Trump/Nugent
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Dave Chapelle/Wayne Brady and O.J simpson....thats right!
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Howard Dean and John McCain (or McCain/Dean), prior to their campaign deaths.
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Mr. Rogers/Big Bird
Make America feel good again. |
Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson. It would be a utopia.
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Oprah/Micheal Moore
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Jesus/Allah.
No no one could bitch about the Muslims, because they're down with Jesus. And no one could bitch about the Christians, because they're down with Allah. BTW, Jesus was Jewish. We're covering all the bases here! |
Apart from the agnostics/atheists.
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Colon Powell and John McCain... or vice versa... I'd vote for that! |
well...if someone can suggest peter griffin, i'm gonna suggest bringing thomas jefferson back to life and.... and.... no idea.
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Jay Z/Snoop Dogg
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Yea, I know.
Seriously though, I speak the truth. Both already have leadership experience, too. Homer being head of sanitation in Springfield, Peter rebuilding the town after Y2K around the Twinkie factory. Natural born leaders. |
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