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German couple shocked to learn that they must have sex to get pregnant
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looks like somebody are missing out....lots of catching up to do so too...
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So I wonder how the hell they were taught to have children? Just wish really hard?
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Even in strict house homes, kids learn about things from other kids, the media, asking questions, etc.. These people must have really been quarantined from the rest of the world.
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Wow. They must have been VERY sheltered! I mean, they must have been homeschooled and never asked any questions!
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as great as this story is, i REALLY doubt it's true. usually people keep things like this confidential unless the patient agree. and these two don't sound like the type that would like people discussing their sex lives.
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Huh, when sheltered was read the word quarantine came to mind...wow.
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Did any else think of that mad tv sketch?
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You mean there is no stork????
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heh I just came here to post this. Looks like I was beaten.
Crazy stuff. Can't imagine how one could live life like that! :crazy: |
This is priceless and must be shown to every living person on the earth because of it's comedic value.
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My missus reckons that I have been sheltered when it comes to cleaning the house.
It just gets done doesn't it? |
I thought sex was instinctive. Hmph.
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How were they trying to have children if not by sex?
Truly odd. |
He'd kill me if he knew I was mentioning this, but one of my friend's didn't know that babies came out of the vagina 'til he was 18 years old (senior in high school). He thought all babies were cut out via cesarian (sue me if it's spelled wrong) section.
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Yeah Red, I thought that for a LONG time too.
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I really have a hard time believing that this story is true. I don't think that anyone is that sheltered.
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Joseph Heller wrote about something similar to that in Catch-22, but I thought he was just joking. Sheesh.
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I'd believe it.. I've seen how naive religion makes people
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The first time they do it is either going to be very akward, or the greatest feat of sexual prowess man has ever known.
I bet he gives her such an efficient German sexing that they time travel. |
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There sex ed in the german system? Or were they the home schooled types?
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-Lasereth |
Someone needs to tell them about "Where babies come from"
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Yikes, they must have had NO social life outside of church, NO television, and NO education about life in general. |
.......... This is a serious contrast from 70% of Chinese learn sex from internet pr0n.
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I wonder if they got beaten every time they asked about sex...
seriously how could you not figure it out? |
Sounds like an urban legend to me.
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2 Words: Morning Wood.
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my mom used to say she was so fertile that she could get knocked up just by my dad lookin at her.....is this anywhere along those lines???? LMFAO!
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Just lie back and think of the fatherland, or your parish priest - you know, whatever floats your boat.
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Every young christian knows full well that When a man and a woman love each other and commit for life that god will bless them with a child. Maybe they were waiting on the stork?
((You want him to put what?!?! where?!?)) |
probably a case of not wanting to do the deed because satan would consume them or something, so therefor there must have been a nice religous way...
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I'm not so surprised. When I was in dissection some years back, a girl on my table (Canadian aged 23 at the time, now a doctor) was utterly shocked to learn that the human penis has 2 functions... An amazing mixture of surprise and disgust went across her face which I won't forget in a hurry.
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Wow! I'm the exact opposite. I grew up with a mother who taught the sex ed classes at my junior high school. I used to get a box of condoms in my stocking at Xmas, so, I was at the other end of the sex information spectrum.
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I just find that too hard to swallow! pun intended.
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