Beer? 13 or 14, I forget which, I snuck a few of my parents' and shared them with friends. We all hated it. Jager, however, was another story.

Cigarette? My dad smoked so when I was 12 I lit up. Didn't enjoy it but did it casually for a few months... then my dad quit, so I did.

Boob? 17. Same time as my first sex in any fashion. In a bathroom in the mall. That girl was a freeeeak

Penis? I've been good friends with mine for some time. He's never been bad to me.

Kiss? - 14, my only "real" girlfriend up to the point of the boob girl. She was cool, she had an obsession with the 80's. We made out to a Cure video. She's one of my best friends now.

Snikers bar? Don't remember myself, but according to my parents they gave me a piece when I wasn't even 1 and I went literally insane.

Crush? Preschool, her name was Jennifer. We were inseperable.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jennifer again but she really doesn't count. Also, the kiss girl wasnt really a girlfriend because that was a one-time thing that we both ended up regretting and we never went out. So I'd have to say it goes to the boob girl. Later the same year as the boob thing she became suicidally depressed and after very serious threats to kill herself I told the school guidance department, they called her mother and her mother checked her into the psych ward. She was there, inpatient, for 6 months, and another 6 months of outpatient. She still won't speak to me. I don't care though, that relationship turned out to be really stupid and immature. At 19 I started going out with Ana who is now my fiance and I never looked back :)

Drunk? 15, when I discovered the wonders of Jagermeister. Started drinking it and never stopped til I was 20.

Joint/Bong Hit? 16. Enjoyed it, kept smoking til 18.

Masturbation session? Thanks to my dad's Playboys, I was masturbating before I could even come. Started at about 11.

Fight? Preschool. We were playing this game and every student got to be an animal. I wanted to be the snake or the bear, something badass. They made me the pig. THE FUCKING PIG. I got pissed and I ran to the back of the room and pulled the tablecloth off the little table, then grabbed a plastic banana and started threatening people with it. Eventually I threw it at this kid Eddie and he attacked me. I hit him in the face and he fell down, and then we got pulled apart. I haven't won a fight since :P

Broken Bone? I cracked my chin when I was swinging from this heavy bar and it fell off the wall and onto me. Didn't go to the hospital or anything but I could feel that it was broken.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 7 and I bought a Dead Kennedys tape. How awesome is that?

Movie/DVD? First movie I saw that I can remember was Back to the Future, my mom rented it for me to keep me busy. I had an obsession with that movie for a while. I don't remember it at all now, heh. Back then, I had it practically memorized.

Beer: Don't really remember... I always used to sneak drinks from mom or dad when I was little on a few occassions. Nothing we haven't heard before.

Cigarette: I'm 99.9% sure it was in 8th/9th grade at my good friend's house who had bought them in Europe. I took a really pussy puff, but I didn't want to look like a douche and cough.

Boob: Drunkeness.. I felt up some random girl at a party the first time I ever got wasted sophomore year of highschool.

Penis: I've got one... so uhh... heh heh, not sure where I'm going with this one.

Kiss: Drunken debauchery, see above. We made out for a while.

Snikers bar: No clue. probably easter or something

Crush: I guess it happened second grade, but I remember her well and she loves me to this day, though we don't see each other often and there are no romantic feelings. There really is no story behind this; she was hot.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend: 18 years and still flying solo.

Drunk: See above. I had bitch beer (4.5 Smirnoff Ices, man they were good) and some vodka. I was absolutely shit faced. Talk about a light weigh eh?

Joint/Bong Hit: Not yet.

Masturbation session: Watching scrambled porn when i was like 13 and starting fooling with my tool and well...

Fight: Never really been in any hardcore fights, though plenty of little scuffles. If anyone wants to get fucked up, just give me a call.

Broken Bone: Broken 5th Medicarpal, pinky bone just in inch lower than the actual finger, when I was in 4th grade during basketball practice. I tripped over my friend's foot and down I went. How i fell asleep in that state that night is still beyond me.

CD/Tape/Vinyl: Smashing Pumpkins - Simease Dream. thanks uncle dave.

Movie/DVD: That's really tough. something Disney probably

Re: Your First
 

I think i were 14 or so. I had this crush on a girl for like half a year and she knew about it but didn't feel the same about me. One day all out of a sudden she wants to go to the movies with me. I think she's only doing it to be nice and be friends with me because she feels sorry for or somthing like that. Anyway, we go se a real movie and when it's over she gives me this look i'd never seen before. Then she leaned over to my seat and whispered "i love you" in my ear, and then she kissed me.
I didn't know what were most surprising, the fact that she told me she loved me or that she had her tounge in my mouth. :p

At that time it were the best moment of my life for years, and i still think it's one. Nothing beats your first true love. :icare:

Beer? When I was 20 at a bar that didn't card.
Cigarette? Never had one
Boob? Only in my dreams.
Penis? n/a
Kiss? See boob.
Snikers bar? Too long ago to remember
Crush? Orange Crush soda, when I was 4 years old. On a girl, Rebecca in third grade.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? see boob
Drunk? First college party I went to. Threw up off a balcony. It was pretty cool.
Joint/Bong Hit? Never had one
Masturbation session? When I was 14, to a black and white ad in the back of a racing magazine.
Fight? Never been in one
Broken Bone? Never had one
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Sublime got it in 1998
Movie/DVD? Can't remember

Wow, this is depressing to see how little I have accomplished

Beer? I had a sip of my dad's beer probably back in junior high and remembered thinking it tasted so disgusting i didn't understand why anyone would drink that stuff.

Cigarette? I had tried them probably a year ago, but didn't realize I wasn't actually doing it right until about a month and a half ago. I inhaled correctly and coughed so much i thought I was gonna puke!

Boob? Well have seen mine..first touched another girls last summer at a Ben Harper/Jack Johnson concert. Very weird experiences

Penis? First boyfriend..I just thought it was ugly

Kiss? I think I was 17..and I laughed and kept laughing during it..I really don't know why.

Snikers bar? No

Crush? 4th grade one of the twins.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Asshole..thats how i'd describe the first one.

Drunk? I had been tipsy before, but completely drunk I think happened last August at the Gorge and thats also when I sort of experienced the "triple kiss" and girls licking other girls nipples!

Joint/Bong Hit? I gave in to my then boyfriend..wanted to make him happy..i hated it..still do.

Masturbation session? Nope

Fight? Involved my cousin who was 2 years younger than me..we never got along..i think he was 4 and I was 6..he wanted something i had and just bit my back..took a layer of skin off.

Broken Bone? My index finger, it got stuck in a tire swing chain.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? Neil McCoy

Movie/DVD? Probably Strawberry Shortcake..it was my favorite.

Re: Your First
 

Beer? Nope. Don't like the taste.
Cigarette? I was 10. Decided it was an acquired taste, and I wasn't going to acquire it.
Boob? real, or just porn?
Penis? n/a
Kiss? no
Snikers bar? You mean Snickers? No.
Crush? I'm not sure, but probably "orange".
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Not really.
Drunk? Never been.
Joint/Bong Hit? Never.
Masturbation session? Yes. Get to know me really well, and I might talk.
Fight? No.
Broken Bone? Yes.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Brandenburg Concertos
Movie/DVD? My first DVD was "Contact". Great stuff.

I mostly just wanted to say my crush was orange. :D

Beer? Yuck. I think I tried my dad's when I was seven. Nasty stuff.

Cigarette? I must have been ten, when a friend of mine and I both decided to steal one of her dad's cigarettes. Didn't like it then.

Boob? When I was about 11, and mine started growing.

Penis? I felt one when I was 13, but I didn't do anything more than until I was 16, when I had sex for the first time.

Kiss? My first kiss was also my first make out session, and I remember this vividly. I was 12 and went to a boy's house for the day. It was pretty slobbery.

Snikers bar? Eww. A long time ago, probably.

Crush? Fifth grade- I had a huge crush on an upper classman- Brady. He is still hot.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes, 12.

Drunk? Within the last year. I thought the point of getting drunk was not remembering.

Joint/Bong Hit? Never have, never will.

Masturbation session? Not really.

Fight? Tenth grade, I beat the crap out of a girl a year younger than I. Hit her with my metal lunch box, too.

Broken Bone? Never had one.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? Um, I was too young to remember.

Movie/DVD? Same as above.

Beer? Can't recall my first. First alcohol however was shots of everclear in the 6th grade.
Cigarette? I don't remember the first, but I bet it was somewhere around 7th grade.
Boob? Yep.
Penis? Never had a forign penis in my presence.
Kiss? Yes.
Snikers bar? I don't remember the first, no.
Crush? Yep.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Uh huh.
Drunk? Em, no, I can't recall the first time I was drunk.
Joint/Bong Hit? 7th grade maybe, not sure of the exact date!
Masturbation session? Nay.
Fight? Yea, preschool I believe, fucker wouldn't let me on the slide.
Broken Bone? Oh yea.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yes. I just recently found the first CD I ever bought.
Movie/DVD? Yep- Goodfellas.

Beer: Of course
Cigarette: She tasted like an ashtray. Well her mouth anyway.
Boob: She had two if I recall
Penis: I only had the one. Still have the original after all these years
Kiss: Note the ashtray taste reference above
Snikers bar: Not even Hershey
Crush: Total lust
Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Random stranger
Drunk: Extremely
Joint/Bong Hit: Can't remember, pot fucked up my memory
Masturbation session: Not this time, there was actually a girl there
Fight: Had she put one up, wouldn't that have been rape?
Broken Bone: Just a boner
CD/Tape/Vinyl: 8-track baby!
Movie/DVD?: Cable TV

Edit: This wasn't about the first time?

I can't even remember yesterday

Beer? I don't remember the first, but it probably came from my dad... or maybe my dad's friend... or maybe a combination of both of them while they were drunk...

Cigarette? Never. Seen too many people die from lung cancer.

Boob? Probably when I was in Boy Scouts and we had a float in the local parade. We were throwing candy and this chick without a bra on and a very loose tanktop kept giving us a show when she picked it up off the ground.

Penis? Always been there...

Kiss? In my bedroom... I was so nervous and my mom walked in on me.

Snikers bar? Yeah right...

Crush? Probably in kindergarden. This was back in the 80's so, it was probably the girl with the most neon pink and green lightning bolt shirts.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? I don't remember...

Drunk? When I drank half a bottle of cheap whisky by myself. I puked so much my stomach hurt for 3 days. I still can't stand the taste of it today.

Joint/Bong Hit? Don't remember...

Masturbation session? Don't remember this either.

Fight? Yeah! I was in first grade and there was this third grader that kept givin' me shit on the playground... so one day I knocked him off the monkey bars and beat his head into the ground a bunch of times.

Broken Bone? Never. Well, maybe a toe...

CD/Tape/Vinyl? Some shitty "band" I'm sure... probably New Kids on the Block or something lame like that.

Movie/DVD? Natural born killers. :)

beer-11 (dad let me have a small glass)
cig-13-newports
boob-12 or 13-girlfriend sleepover experimental thing
penis-18 (yea, pretty late, I know)
kiss-13, he was 21(and backed off real quick when he realized my age!) (unless you count the smooch from Donny when he was 5 and I was 4)
snickers-don't remember life without'em
crush-scott horner(i was 13 or 14) if you're out there, scott, hi!!)
boyfriend-the 21 year-old-he just couldn't stay away :)
drunk-14 or 15? Christmas eve, wine was flowing and no one realized MY glass kept getting filled too! hehehe
joint-16 at best friend's party...got drunk too and cried that my dad was gonna kill me-good times!!
mastubation session-Mom says i would lay on my stomach as a baby and rock back and forth til i fell asleep, so.....
fight-never fought with fists....I use my wits...LOST a lot but......
broken bone-I fell on my tailbone twice in one day at a lake and cracked it-spent 3 weeks mostly standing, even to drive!
cd,tape, vinyl-been buying music since I was 9.....Beatles, I think
movie, dvd-hmmmm... don't remember!!

Beer? well of course i remeber the first one, its the ten or 12 after that which i dont remeber
Cigarette? never
Boob? yesh, they were alright, not the best :crazy:
Penis? mine
Kiss? yeah it wasnt very good
Snikers bar? no :hmm:
Crush? nope
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? yeah
Drunk? the first time i got drunk i was in mexico and my face went all numb ( i was out on a pirate boat too) and then i got on a cruise ship i dont know if it was rocking or maybe it was both of us
Joint/Bong Hit? never
Masturbation session? ill go with no
Fight? not really
Broken Bone? we were in the school cafeteria and we were screwing around and some kid swung a giant (3foot) wooden paddle at me so i blocked it with my hand... it hurt like a bitch but i was laughing, then i looked down at my purple finger that was two and a half times as thick as it should have been, i told the teacher i caught it in a drawer so as not to get yelled at
CD/Tape/Vinyl?no
Movie/DVD? no

Beer? No,
Think it was at a party with some friends though I'm not 100% on that one..

Cigarette? Yes,
With the school bully out in the woods behind the school... It was a marlboro if my memory serves me right. Got a green face and puked my guts out because of it.. hehe..

Boob? Yes,
I think i was around 14 at the time.. It was a flirt with a girl that was a year older...

Penis? Umm what?
Never had any other penis than my own and that one I've had all my life.

Kiss? Yes,
I was Twelve years old, a girl that was a year younger than me. We made out in the woods behind the school..

Snikers bar? No,
Sorry no memories of that one..

Crush? Yes,
I was probarbly around six years old when I had this huge crush on a redheaded girl who was in the same preschoolgroup as me.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes
Eight or nine, don't really remember exactly.. We were together for four weeks then she moved away with her family.

Drunk? Yes,
The same party which i had my first beer on.

Joint/Bong Hit?
I was around 15 when i tried hashish the first and only time, had a bad trip and never touched it again.

Masturbation session? No,
Don't remember when I first began to masturbate. Hmm, funny..

Fight? Yes,
With my bigbrother, we were throwing snowballs at eachother and he got mad at me for hitting his head. We wrestled around pretty seriously in the snow and both of us came in with bleeding noses..

Broken Bone? Yes,
Broke a bone in my hand when i was around twelve or thirteen. Bike-accient..

CD/Tape/Vinyl? No,
Have too many, can't remember which one was the first...

Movie/DVD? Yes,
The Alien trilogy, with the later addition of the fourth part..

Beer? Jr. High. I hated them then, and I still don't like them very much now.

Cigarette? Jr. High. I hated them then and I haven't had one since.

Boob? Jr. High. I took my little date to see "The Poseidon Adventure" and felt her up in the theatre.

Penis? My own at age 0.

Kiss? Jr. High. Same girl, same date, same movie.

Snikers bar? Don't remember that one.

Crush? 6th Grade. I get tingly still thinking about it.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jr. High. Yep, same girl as before.

Drunk? Never got that far.

Joint/Bong Hit? Jr. High. Older brother turned me on.

Masturbation session? 10 years old. If I describe a masturbating session that happened at age 10, doesn't that make this child pornography?

Fight? Elementary school. I got my ass kicked every single day for a month by the same three bullies while walking to school. I've made damn sure I haven't gotten my ass kicked since then.

Broken Bone? Cracked rib from a fight in college. I never realized how many breaths you take in a single day until that injury.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? First record I bought was "Hey Jude" single.

Movie/DVD? First movie I saw at the theatre was "Goldfinger."

Beer? 12 yrs old. Drinking grolsh with my mates.
Cigarette? 14
Boob? 17. Yes, I know.
Penis? Mine.
Kiss? no
Snikers bar? no
Crush? no
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 17
Drunk? 12
Joint/Bong Hit? 14 or 15
Masturbation session? no
Fight? no
Broken Bone? never broken any bone in my body
CD/Tape/Vinyl? no
Movie/DVD? no

Beer? - no the first taste, but the first I ordered, Oh yes. 13, in a bar. I dont look that old these days, but did then... Honest, do the wrinkles make me look old? No, no they dont. I dont look old. *cries*

Cigarette? - never tried a cigarette til i was 20. It made my skin buzz, my head spin and my stomach turn. I go back when i'm really drunk, just for the skin buzz thing... it makes me giggle.

Boob? - Mmm... Booby. Yes indeed. Small, semi formed, fumbling, unskilled performance on both counts. Adrenaline like i've never had in life.

Penis? - I've always had one, but never 'tried' another. I'm so repressed. :p

Kiss? - proper smoochies... Yeah... Not saying anything.

Snikers bar? - That would be a marathon for us, back in those days. Nyom Nyom Nyom. Dont remember the first, but there have been faaaar too many to follow.

Crush? - God yes. I was a late bloomer in that regard... 15. Gut wrenching, heart tearing, soul melting longing... I got her too, for a little while.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - Yup. She's now a lesbian. 6 and 7, played doctor and nurse far too much. If only mummy knew...

Drunk? - Same night as i ordered my first beer. It wor great.

Joint/Bong Hit? - yip. and it sent me loopy. booze + weed != fun.

Masturbation session? - :D 11. October, just discovered first pube, became overwhelmed with the urge to do 'something'... yeehaw.

Fight? - nope, but i know who it was... an ex-neighbour. sorry neil.

Broken Bone? - ummm... Yeah! didn't break anything til i was 10, then i snapped my collar bone pretty badly. On holiday. The dressing that was put on made an X on my back, so i ended up really tanned in the non-covered bits and white in the bits under the X. I was "The X Man" for quite a time afterward.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? - Hits album 6. look it up, it's great. *cough* Black cover with a slit of multicolour through it... Oh, you have so much to answer for, the eighties, so very very much...

Movie/DVD? - huh? nope. dunt remember.

Beer? When I was 15 at a party.
Cigarette? About 17
Boob? When I was 19 with my first GF
Kiss? When I was 18, first girl I went out on a date with.
Snikers bar?
Crush? A girl I tried for in high school.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 2years ago
Drunk? Same time as my first beer
Masturbation session? Probabl when I was in 8th grade.
Fight? 5th grade
Broken Bone? Never had one
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Lynyrd Skynyrd
Movie/DVD? First DVD ever bought was probably office space.

Beer? Sometime in college, freshman year most likely a Bud Light. Yack

Cigarette? Never had one

Boob? Well, I have my own, so I guess whenever I discovered that I had them.

Penis? 20, I was a late bloomer ;)

Kiss? I'm not even sure when to be honest, around 18 I'd figure. Yeah, again late bloomer

Snikers bar? No idea. Sometime when I was a kid I guess

Crush? I can't remember his name, but he used to chase me around the school yard singing/humming/whatever the James Bond theme. I have no idea why. This was 2nd grade, so 7-8?

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 21

Drunk? 18, Hurrican Fran aftermath. Averett College, Fugate dorms. Good times.

Joint/Bong Hit? Never

Masturbation session? I have no idea

Fight? Sometime as a kid, me and my sisters used to beat eachother up quite often.

Broken Bone? Yeah, 22. Stupid boyfriend at the time fell asleep driving. Dipshit.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? CD, Brian Adams and Toni Braxton. I believe it was 1991, in Florida. Got a boom box for Christmas, so I had to get a CD.

Movie/DVD? That I bought? Hmm... Might have been Glory on VHS.

Beer? 2nd grade.. picked up my uncle's Budweiser and started drinking it.. didn't drink another one until around 19. Thank goodness I discoverd hard liqour
Cigarette? 15.. did it for a while then quit.. and started back about 2 years ago
Boob? I was breast fed.. so.. yeah ok in the other sense it would be 14
Penis? Mine.. no explaination needed. Experimentation and playing with someone else's 19
Kiss? I don't remember but I was pretty young
Snikers bar? mmm snickers.. Don't remember the first one though
Crush? around 6 or 7. I was watching Wheel Of Fortune and told my grandma that Vanna White had sexy legs
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 4th grade..
Drunk? 13
Joint/Bong Hit? 23
Masturbation session? sometime around 12 years old
Fight? hmm I used to get in alot of fights.. I think the first was either in preschool or 1st or 2nd grade.
Broken Bone? Never
CD/Tape/Vinyl? I'm not sure exactly
Movie/DVD? First that I can recall watching was 101 Dalmations in the theatre..

Hmmm...let's see...
Beer? I was probably 15. Dad offered me one after we cleaned the garage.

Cigarette? Not sure.

Boob? I had to have been about 13. I kept pestering a neighbor girl (2 years older) to see hers. She finally let me. And...I got to feel them, too. :D

Penis? Mine's OEM. I've had it as long as I can remember.

Kiss? 13. Same neighbor girl as boobs.

Snikers bar? I have no clue.

Crush? Kindergarten. She was cute then, and still is at 42. Yeah, I keep in touch. ;)

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 16

Drunk? 18, at the Green Door Lounge, in Cheyenne Wyoming.

Joint/Bong Hit? 23

Masturbation session? 11

Fight? I really don't remember. it was in elementary school.

Broken Bone? Never. *knocks wood*

CD/Tape/Vinyl? It would've been vinyl. But I really don't remeber...it could've been America.

Movie/DVD? Top Gun? I think.

Beer? Yeah, sips out of my dad's drink. Yuck.
Cigarette? Never tried one yet.
Boob? When I first got boobs I was like: OW.
Penis? Yeah, he was scared out of his wits to show it to me- he was 16. -_-
Kiss? Yes, it was disgusting and wet.
Snickers bar? No, not really.
Crush? Oh yeah, back in Kindergarten- he goes to the same college as me now. How crazy, eh?
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, we went out for a day. Seventh grade. How laughable.
Drunk? Yep, seventh grade in Belarus. 3/4 vodka, 1/4 orange juice...wild.
Joint/Bong Hit? Definitely- around two years ago with my 'friend with benefits'. It was great at the time, but now it just seems really lame of me.
Masturbation session? Yeah, fourth grade (9/10 years old) with another girl who decided to 'rape' me in my sleep, if you want to call it that.
Fight? Almost had a fight in seventh grade, but my eighth grade friend saved me!
Broken Bone? Never had one, thank god.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yeah, I think it was some MTv promotion CD.
Movie/DVD? First movie that I could ever call my own was Shrek.

haha, I just realised I already posted on this thread awhile back!

drunk--i was 16 and went to a field near my high school with a friend of mine--we consumed a fifth of vodka with orange juice, a bottle of tango screwdriver and a few beers. by the time i arrived at the dance, about 15 mintues after finishing all this with him, i could not really see--i ended up in a snowbank outside vomiting pills that some idiot had given me because he thought---well i dont know what he thought--ended up in the hospital--woke up strapped to a bed. at the time i had some kind of bump in m forearm--phlebitus if i remember--i remember my mother standing next to the bed with me strapped into it when the doctor came in. the doctor rolled my sleeve up, looked at my forearm and asked how long i had been shooting heroin.

it was a fine day, that.

pot: all i remember is that i smoked my first joint while sitting in a bulldozer that was parked behind the racket club where i worked.

others maybe later.

the only ones i have vivid memories of

Buzz - 7th grade at a festival in downtown Bitburg. Dad couldn't speak much German, tried to order a beer, got three, gave me too. Walking back i was staring at the ground and looked up and said "Dad i feel like i'm walking on air". it was all downhill from there. 10 years later my band wrote a song about my love for beer "Matt's first love"

Love - see above

Pot - trying to play it cool with a girl i thought was gorgeous. ended up dropping the bowl. I wonder what percentage of people have done this their first time trying.

Broken Bone - 15 playing karate. Did a flying drop kick. Forearm landed on a rock which my body landed on top of. Snapped completely in half so my hand and half of my forearm seperated and fell back to my elbow. Not nearly as painfull as the asshole military doc pulling and flipping it every which way to get x-rays of it, as if he coudn't see what the fuck was going on by looking at it.

Masterbation session - 5 years old in the tub. "mom look what my penis does when i do this", ran it under running water.

I feel like i've already said too much so i'll stop there.

Beer? Yes, sip from granddad's can of Miller

Cigarette? Never had one - I only smoke cigars. First cigar was during a game of golf when I was 18

Boob? Future girlfriend's after a night at the movies when I was 15

Penis? Uh, mine?

Kiss? 9th grade girlfriend as I was leaving school one day

Snikers bar? Dunno...probably around 11 or so. I didn't like nuts until I was older

Crush? Way too early...maybe 1st or 2nd grade

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Officially, when I was 15

Drunk? Really, piss drunk was October of my freshman year in college. Have not been sober on a Friday night since

Joint/Bong Hit? Freshman year of college, in my buddies truck, smoking a bowl with him and a chick that I was totally in love with but, for other circumstances, could only be friend with. Until we got drunk...

Masturbation session? Geez, had to have been around 11

Fight? 2nd grade...totally kicked this kids ass

Broken Bone? Broke my right pinky finger on a bad blocked spike in volleyball when I was in 10th grade

CD/Tape/Vinyl? That I heard? No idea. First one that I bought with my own money was a Jimmy Buffett album

Movie/DVD? Couldn't tell you

Beer?
- I have absolutely no clue. But I do remember my first time drinking. I was at a friends party, and somehow ended up drinking several Screwdrivers. I didn't stop there. After the first bottle was finished, we were out of Orange juice, so I ended treating 2 full Highballers as shot glasses... and a little more. So 1.5 bottles of vodka in me. Yeh I was puking alright.

Cigarette?
-At a bar with friends that smoke, tastes like ass.

Boob?
-Two girls, I was snuggling with one, and my hand was up the shirt of the other... in the dark, neither knew. (Until later, and I was bitched at)

Penis?
- Havn't tried that one.

Kiss?
-After talking several months to a girl on ICQ, I ended up meeting her randomly, we recognized eachother, and held hands within 5 mins of seeing eachother. Later that night I was at her place, she was on the phone with her friends, and I gently kissed her. 15 years old.

Snikers bar?
-If I had the intellectual capacity to remember that...

Crush?
-Grade 1 or 2, a colleague of mine. Yeh I was like 8, leave me alone :P

Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
-Still working on the GF deal. 19 years old.

Drunk?
-See Beer

Joint/Bong Hit?
- Never

Masturbation session?
- 11 years old, was in the bathroom and no clue why "my thing" was up and about. Hey apparantly it feels good to touch it...

Fight?
-In church... yep I'm going to hell.

Broken Bone?
-Grd 3 I think, I fell on my hand and bent my pink 180 degrees next to the side of my hand. I didn't feel a thing for some reason.

CD/Tape/Vinyl?
-The Fugees. God bless the fugees.

Movie/DVD?
-I have no damn clue

First Piercing
-15 years old. Left ear, stud.

You now have a window into my life. damn... I rock.

Beer? Don't remember.

Cigarette? Don't remember
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Boob? Ah, yes. Jr. High. I was "going around" with a girl and one day we playfully explored each others bodies. Damn, that was great.

Penis? I remember seeing my dad pee when I was about 4 or 5. To anyone who has or is going to have kids: Show your son your penis when he's very young. For the rest of his life, he will remember you for having the biggest penis he's ever seen.

Kiss? Yup. I was 14 and her name was Tiffany. We frenched right off the bat. A friend of mine told me she became an online porn star with her husband. I have yet to find her site.

Snikers bar? Nope.

Crush? Kindergarden. Twins. They somehow knew I did because they sent me a Valentines card saying "We know you like us". Damn. If only I could find them today.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup. I was 7 years old. She was latin with green eyes. She had a wart on her hand and was afraid that I was grossed out by it. I wasn't. Wonder what she's up to...

Drunk? I was 14. That's all I know.

Joint/Bong Hit? I was 17. It was a nasty, dirty red bong and I smoked with a guy I used to work with. We hung out and watched cartoons. I think he tried hotboxing his cat at some point.

Masturbation session? Strangely enough, I do remember. I was probably about 12 and I was at home, sick. I discovered that rubbing it felt good. I went at it and before I knew it, BAM! WTF?!?!

Fight? I was in elementary school playing soccer. Some kid kept pushing me around so I socked him in the eye. He started crying and we were both sent to the principals office. I didn't start crying until my mom came. She beat my ass.

Broken Bone? None yet *knock on wood*

CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 10. Vinyl. Some Classical record that had Stars & Stripes forever. I played it over and over wondering how it was done. That's what first got me into music.

Movie/DVD? My best friend in 6th grade gave me "Blue Thunder" on VHS. There was a scene where the dudes hover in their helicopter in front of some chicks apartment while she did nude Yoga. That tape was watched many, many times.

Beer? I was 4 or 5 years old - I was being looked after by my grandfather - he offered my brothers and I beer - it tasted awful - I'm pretty sure I did not finish it.
Cigarette? Year 10 end of year party - I thought I was sooooo cool - ended up with the nickname "chain smoker" for a few weeks :/
Boob? mmmmmm
Penis? yep, and I've still got it
Kiss? yep - I was 5 or 6 at the time
Snikers bar? don't remember
Crush? yep - girl in the year above me at high school - who was not even slightly interested in me.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Aaaah - my flatmate at the time talked this girl into going out with me - 6 months of really good times but also some really awful fights.
Drunk? First christmas after leaving home - my parents live 15 km (10 miles) out of town - went drinking with my eldest brother in town, and had planned to come home with my mum, who worked nights - fell out of the car when I got home - my mum said "you're just like your father!" and left me there. Sober father helped me to bed :)
Joint/Bong Hit? After game of mini golf with friends - had a joint in the car, with all the windows wound up on the way home - ended up going to another friends house later and man did I have the munchies - remember someone ordering pizza, and me eating a large portion of it when it arrived.
Masturbation session? what, today? :)
Fight? If I had been in one I would've lost.
Broken Bone? snapped tooth and broken nose after crashing my bicycle into the side of a truck which was coming out a drive way - I am a walking advertisement for bike helmets.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? It was either Cliff Richard and the Youngs Ones doing "Living Doll" or "Iron Maiden's Killers - both vinyl
Movie/DVD? Video box set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the life and Brian and Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Phew - I'm done.

I remember my first fight. I was in the 4th grade and I was average size. There was a bully much larger than most of us who would choose someone from time to time to pick on. Well one day he decided to start in on me. For 2 days I cowered away and took it as best as I could but it was tearing me up inside. On the third day he started pushing me around and something snapped inside me. I started punching him over and over and was completely out of control, it took several kids to finally pull us apart. I was hurt a lot more than him, but he never messed with me again. That was when I learned that even if they can beat you, it is no fun for bullies if you fight back. Fighting is not what they are interested in.

Beer? - Taking sips from Dad's

Cigarette? - Never

Boob? - My own

Penis? - My husband's (I was very sheltered)

Kiss? - In grade school. My parents still don't know about that one. lol

Snickers Bar? - Was probably my first candy

Crush? - Kindergarten. The guy still lives close to me and I still get that flutter when I see him.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - 2nd or 3rd grade. We "went out" until 6th or 7th.

Drunk? - Not too long ago actually. I'm a sad drunk. Not a pretty sight.

Joint/Bong Hit? - Never

Masturbation session? - College. (Again, very, very sheltered)

Fight? - Fough with my little brother all the time, but for some reason other people were afraid of me so I never had to.

Broken Bone? - None that were official.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? - Probably one of the Disney sing-a-longs, but I always lost the books that went with them.

Movie/DVD? - Movie: I remember Return of the Jedi DVD:A Bug's Life

First joint: My cousin got my brother and I started on it. We were at our family cabin, and it was late. We went off, except we had the problem of our younger cousin (her tattletale brother) who was always around. So we decided we were going to go into the woods to "play hide-and-seek", which I thought was a really brilliant way of getting rid of him. Unfortunately, he had a short attention span and not long after, was bugging us again. My brother and I had to start taking turns hiding WITH him to keep his ADD ass away from the action. I didn't get stoned at all though. Not even a tiny buzz.

If I think of more that I can remember and are kind of interesting, I'll post 'em up later.

nevermind.

Beer? Don't remember the first but I am pretty sure I didn't like it... Doesn't mean I don't love it now.

Cigarette? I was around 8 or so and a friend had swiped some of his mother's. A group of us got together and tried smoking them... I hated it. Was terrified my Mom would smell it on my breath.

Boob? Probably in the stack of playboys I found in my Mom's Boyfriend's closet. First real life one wasn't until I was about 13. Lilliane... they were small and firm.

Penis? As BOR states... mine was OEM as well...

Kiss? Lililane again... I was nervous as shit to start... but once I was given the green light... I was cool (not really but it is fun to revise history, no?)

Snikers bar? Can't say I remember my first Snickers Bar. I prefer Big Turk.

Crush? There have been so many... probably Kelly. She was in grade one... She invited me to her birthday party. I met her again when I was in grade 6 at a volleyball tournament. She remembered me and came over to say hi. Did I mention it was a mutual crush... just too, way too young to do anything about it.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Lilliane (see above). She broke my heart. She cheated on me and I learned an extremely valuable lesson about what love is and what love isn't... I feel pretty certain I know what it is now.

Drunk? About 14 at a Scout camp. Vodka and Orange Juice. Purposefully drank until blotto... still don't remember large parts of that night. Still don't drink vodka and OJ.

Joint/Bong Hit? End of higschool my best friend and I scored some hash. We were completely clueless on how to smoke it... it went to waste. The first real high was in University the next year, doing hot knives with my roommates and the same friend when he came to visit. Loved it.

Masturbation session? I remember it. It was with a Scout leader. Enough said.

Fight? Lots of fights when I was little. I got picked on a lot.

Broken Bone? 25... broke my baby toe when I tripped over my wife's foot.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? Tape of Geore Carlin's A Place for My Stuff... about 13 years old.

Movie/DVD? No idea.

Beer? Yes, I was six/seven at the time, I lived in Colombia so it wasn't a big deal.
Cigarette? Yes/No, I never smoked a cigarette, just a cigar before senior year in high school.
Boob? Yes, I peeked at a lady when she bent over. She was part of our tour group (to islands off the coast of Colombia), and had the cabin next to us. Fondling wise, sometime in high school.
Penis? Seen plenty in the football locker room.
Kiss? Yes, I was four/five, my first "girlfriend," I actually have a few pictures of us kissing. First kiss knowing actually what was going on, eight grade.
Snikers bar? No.
Crush? Can't really remember the first one, there's been too many.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes, see kiss. Her name was Carolina.
Drunk? Yes, only once actually. Third year in college at a frat party.
Joint/Bong Hit? Never done it.
Masturbation session? Yes, taking a shower. Between freshmen and sophmore year, I think.
Fight? Yes, I was six/seven at the time. I had taken karate classes so I tried putting them to use. Unfortunately the other kid was a few years older than me. The funniest thing about it is that it was during painting class.
Broken Bone? Never had one. I have had a chipped tooth.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? First vinyl, an Argentinian group called Los Enanitor Verdes. First tape, don't remember. First CD, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, E. 1999.
Movie/DVD? First movie, don't remember. First DVD, Pootie Tang. I must say I have a very sorry DVD collection, it consists of only two movies.

Beer? No
Cigarette? Yes
Boob? Yes
Penis? Haven't played with any other than mine
Kiss? No
Snikers bar? No
Crush? No
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes
Drunk? Not sure, I guess not
Joint/Bong Hit? Yes
Masturbation session? No
Fight? Yes, only one ever
Broken Bone? Yes, only one
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yes
Movie/DVD? No

Beer? Yes. 5 years old with my grandpa.
Cigarette? Yes, on an overnight fieldtrip at school.
Boob? Yes
Penis? I've always had it. :P
Kiss? Too long ago to sort it out...
Snikers bar? Ouch, that's two in a row
Crush? 3rd grade, I think
Girlfriend? Yep.
Drunk? I was /really/ drunk.
Joint/Bong Hit? Sophomore year in highschool.
Masturbation session? MadTV was on.
Fight? Kindergarten
Broken Bone? Disneyworld, when my aunt shut a car door on my arm.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Beastie Boys
Movie/DVD? He-Man

Beer? Not until my first year of college. Wine & Hard Stuff way before. :)
Cigarette? Never
Boob? Not Yet
Penis? Check.
Kiss? Not yet. (I'm just awesome like that.)
Snikers bar? I try to forget when I eat these.
Crush? Every hot girl I've ever talked to (very few) First was a girl named Jenna in the 5th grade.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Not yet.
Drunk? Never been thoroughly drunk, unless you count the 1/2 bottle of 100 proof Vodka I downed last day of school last year. Was just very dizzy.
Joint/Bong Hit? Never
Masturbation session? Seeing the big-breasted bikini babe in Cruisin' World pop up, I felt all tingly, it felt good when I touched it, I experimented, went full throttle, zipped up the pants, continued playing. Was probably 12. Haven't stopped since.
Fight? Never
Broken Bone? When I 3, didn't need a cast. Jumped off my couch to break it. Boy, I guess I had a bad bone structure back then. Also probably why I can't run worth crap these days.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Had my parents Vinyl collection.
Movie/DVD? I'm going to guess an old Garfield video. I don't think I ever watched a live-action film till I saw Star Wars... :)

Beer? Can't remember. But I do remember it tasted awful. Still don't drink now

Cigarette? Nope, never had, never would.

Boob? First saw boobs in pictures around 16-18. First real life encounter at 22

Penis? Hmm, since I had one?

Kiss? Yup, 22. Won't forget that. Took a lot of courage.

Snikers bar? Hmm.. I honestly can't remember this.

Crush? Yup, one and only crush. At 20

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup, see above. One and only, still is.

Drunk? Never been drunk. Must be in the very minority here. Heh

Joint/Bong Hit? Er, whar's this? Drugs? nope, never done it.

Masturbation session? Ya, didn't know what I was doing. Was VERY surprise when I felt something wanted to come up. *Smiles*

Fight? One and only at 14 or 15. I had a very peacful life.

Broken Bone? Nope, never had and hopefully never will.

CD/Tape/Vinyl? Ya, A David Tao CD. Good times.

Movie/DVD? First movie? Can't remember. That was SO long ago.