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Your First
Do you remember your first... Tell us the story.
Beer? Cigarette? Boob? Penis? Kiss? Snikers bar? Crush? Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Drunk? Joint/Bong Hit? Masturbation session? Fight? Broken Bone? CD/Tape/Vinyl? Movie/DVD? Feel free to add any. I'm all out. |
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Yes Yes no no no no no no yes yes yes no no bike? expensive toy? thats all i got..... |
Beer? No
Cigarette? Yes Boob? No Penis? Yes Kiss? NO Snikers bar? No Crush? No Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes Drunk? Yes Joint/Bong Hit? Yes Masturbation session? No (Who really does?) Fight? No Broken Bone? No CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yes (CD) Movie/DVD? No |
Aww, come on, King said to tell us the story. No one cares about yes or no answers!
-Lasereth |
Beer? A sip from Dad's.
Cigarette? Never. Boob? I like feeling my own still. Penis? I was scared of it. Kiss? It was long and sloppy. Snickers bar? Nope. Crush? Yes, it was before Kindergarten. I kissed him, and from then on I was known as the freak girl. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, he was weird and we never even kissed. Drunk? Yep, in Belarus on accident. Joint/Bong Hit? Yeah, everything was blue and flashy... Masturbation session? I got forced into it...but yeah. Fight? No. Broken Bone? Never. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yep- it was some CD that my mother got for free. Movie/DVD? Nope. |
That's what I'm talking about...
I want gross details. |
Beer? Nope
Cigarette? Yup - coughed a lot - That made me look really cool Boob? We had communal showers after gym Penis? I was on the boys swim team -- those speedos left nothing to the imagination, and there were those occassional dares Kiss? nope Snikers bar? Don't like chocolate Crush? Michael Hart -- he wore winnie the pooh shirts (it was the sears collection) I was in kindergarten. His family moved away in 1st grade - -I ran into him again in college -- and we became pretty good friends Girlfriend/Boyfriend? sadly, no Drunk? not til college - and I vowed to never get drunk again -- and to this day, i will never ever drink rum again - -can't even stand the smell of it. Joint/Bong Hit? Never have, never will Masturbation session? nope Fight? Fisticuffs? never have - Argumements - no way - I love to argue, so -- can't remember 'em all Broken Bone? Was on restriction for something I did, I was about 15, dont remember why, and I had tickets to the grateful dead -- so I snuck out of the house and went. On the way back in, (there was a tree i could climb to get to my window, bypassing the burglar alarm, well I fell coming back in, broke my ankle and 4 bones in my foot. Some how I made it back into the house. the next morning it was really swollen and really painful, so to somehow explain this away (heaven forbid I tell the truth) I pretended to fall down the stairs, only I slammed by elbow to make a loud sound - -so I cracked my elbow, broke my ankle and 3 bones in my foot. But the concert was awesome. (I confessed to this one a few years ago, and I swear to heaven, my parents wanted to ground me... CD/Tape/Vinyl? What have you got against 8-track? Had a ton of 45s as a kid - -and a snoopy record player. Movie/DVD? Movie theater? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - I was pretty young... |
C'mon people.
Give me something. |
Beer? 13 or 14, it was malt liquor. First alcohol, first drunk-off-my-ass...
Cigarette? 12, absolutely disgusting, never again. Boob? ahh, 15. cherished memories. Penis? always had one Kiss? peck: 7th grade, dated her for a week and that's as far as we got. real kiss: see "boob" answer. Snickers bar? Like I'd remember. Crush? 2nd grade, I think her name was elizabeth. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? guess that depends on the definition... the current one is the only one that matters to me. Drunk? St. Ives wreaked havoc on me (answer to first question) Joint/Bong Hit? 14, didn't feel anything the first time. Masturbation session? i dunno, sometime during pre-pubescence probably. Fight? all the time when i was in grade school. Broken Bone? slipped on wet tile and broke my arm when I was 5 (i think) I don't remember it at all. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Never bought a tape or vinyl, I own about 5 cds total... I think my first was a Rage Against the Machine... no wait, it was Green Day. Movie/DVD? The Hunt for Red October, 16th birthday. |
Beer? I was probably in like fourth grade, and I thought it was apple juice. :p I quickly discovered otherwise and spit it all back out.
Cigarette? Never had one, don't plan on it. Boob? I don't really recall noticing them for a 'first time', boobs have just kinda always existed for me. ;) Penis? Probably some special on the Discovery channel about African tribes :p But honestly, no I don't remember the 'first'. Kiss? Yep, I was in first grade and I got married on the playground. :lol: Snikers bar? No Crush? Too many to remember the first... Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Still with him. Drunk? I've never gotten full out drunk before, just tipsy, so no. Joint/Bong Hit? Never done it, don't plan too. Masturbation session? No, but apparently my parents were always having to tell me to take my hands out of my pants when I was younger. :lol: Although I doubt thats what I was doing. :p Fight? Yeah actually, my best friend from grade school - I was mad at her for some reason, don't rmember why, and I pushed her or something, and we ended up rolling around on the floor pulling at each others hair. She also poured orange juice on my head the next day. :p Broken Bone? My pinky got slammed in a door and broken. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Definently too many to remember a first. Movie/DVD? See above, but probably something Disney. |
Beer? Age 13. The first beer was with Dad. We were working on the fence, it was hot out, and he brought out two Henry Weinhards.
Cigarette? With my childhood buddy around the side of my house at about 11. Paranoid for about a week that my mom would smell it. Boob? How could I forget! 13. First girlfriend! I thought it was cool! Penis? Had this one all my life. Kiss? 13. First girlfriend again. She slips me the tounge and I tell her I love her. I was such a dork. Snikers bar? No but I remember my last one. It was bite sized and it was yesterday. Crush? I Loved a girl named Sonia when I from preschool up until 2nd grade. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? First girlfriend... Age 13. I sure learned a lot that summer. Drunk? Dont remember the first time I got drunk but I do remember buying my first beer at age 18. Joint/Bong Hit? I was so stoned that i felt like my arms were floating. Had a huge case of the munchies and then Pops came home.... That was a downer! Masturbation session? I remember masturbating back in preschool. Fight? I remember the first time I punched somebody. I was kinda disappointed that He didnt fly like 15 feet like in the movies... I was bummed even more when he started punching back. Broken Bone? None. But I have torn off a couple of finger nails. CD/Tape/Vinyl? First CD was Pearl Jam "Ten" First tape was Sir Mix-a-lot "Swass" First vinyl was the Star Wars soundtrack. Movie/DVD? I dont remember my first movie because I was like 6 days old. But the first movie my parents ever let me see alone was the Never Ending Story. |
Beer? Surprisinly I've never had a beer or any alcohol. Well, I did have something that was spiked but not enough to get drunk. But I do remember that party. I had a huge tent at this overnight outside party and I was single, which was rare for me. But this kid is walkin around offering people a sip so I take one and regret it. But ya, was sorta a good night.
Cigarette? I think I tried when I was 10ish because i saw my dad doing it so I stole one of them I think and tried it behind the house. I don't think I got it lit before I got to paranoid Boob? Yup, and it was great. I don't remember the first time I got to see a boob, but I remember the girl and we learned everything from eachother. I kinda feel sorry for her now...:( Penis? Seeing one? No idea. Seeing one in person still gonna hafta say no idea, but like after i broke up with my last gf and started goin out with my fiancee, me and my best friend got screwed pretty much side by side while someone else watched us...ya, that was wierd and stuff. Kiss? Yup, me and the boob girl were sitting in my moms car while my mom was shopping in a discount store. I still remember the exact spot in the parking lot and such. It was also a bright day outside and stuff. I remember though that neither of us knew what the hell we were doing, but we kissed softly and oh boy... Snikers bar? I don't remember the last one I had, sadly... Crush? Herm, I dunno. I don't remember any of them which sucks I suppose. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? In 5th grade, we started dating and such. It was such a crappy relationship and stuff...ya, it was horrible....we didn't do a damn thing and stuff. It was mostly passing notes back and forth. My first serious girlfriend was boob/kiss girl Drunk? As with the beer, I never have had a complete thing of alcohol. Joint/Bong Hit? Nope, haven't dont it and don't plan on it anytime soon or in the future Masturbation session? Yup, I was in my moms room looking at a book about better sex. Just was playing with myself for awhile and didn't know why it felt so good until I 'sploded. Now that I think about it, thats kinda creepy/sick/disgusting Fight? Luckily i've never been in one. Although me being 250 lbs and 6'3" kinda helps. There was one time though that this redneck was making fun of my gf. I was sitting with her, and my best friend was sitting on the floor beside this big redneck and I looked at my bestfriend, nodded then said to the kid to shut the fuck up, and for the rest of the busride he was quiet which was pretty cool. Broken Bone? Been lucky with this one too. Haven't had any yet. CD/Tape/Vinyl? My first CD was I think the Lion King soundtrack and my first tape...I have no idea...I think it was a dance mix tape, like "TEH ULTIMAMTE DANCE MIX VOL 21321213244"(I spelt those wrong on purpose) Movie/DVD? My actual first tape was "The Professional" a few years back. Damn do I love that movie... I think I might watch that tonight actually...My first DVD. I think it was The Transporter and Resident Evil combo at Worst Buy that I just got within the past year. Edit: Added spacing so you could read it better. |
Beer? Tried it at some camping trip with work a few years ago. It was gross.
Cigarette? Never had one. Boob? First "real" girlfriend the summer between 7th and 8th grade. 34/36 C Penis? N/A Kiss? Kindergarten probably with the same girl I "married" :p As for a "REAL" kiss, first girlfriend again behind the post office in my neighborhood. Snickers bar? You're kidding right? Crush? Probably the same girl I "married" in kindergarten. There are plenty of others since then though :lol: Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes. See above. Drunk? Never Joint/Bong Hit? Never Masturbation session? I think I was in 5th or 6th grade perhaps and I had noticed how good it felt to play with myself, but never "finished" it until one day I accidentally just overloaded. I was sort of scared I think, I quickly ran across the hall to the bathroom while holding it in and then came in the bathroom. It was weird. :p Fight? One and only. I won't bother going into details, but I was jealous about losing my freshman year girlfriend. Broken Bone? Never. CD/Tape/Vinyl? WAY too many. Movie/DVD? Gladiator and Matrix - I got them for Christmas along with a DVD-ROM |
Beer: I was in 9th grade, and swiped a few from my dad's refridgerator. It was also my first drunk.
Cigarette: Yep. Also in the same session as my same beer. Decided I didnt like them, havent had another since. Boob: Yep. In a movie theater, also in 9th grade. Penis: N/A Kiss: 7th grade. I thought the girl had actually just been turning around or something and ran into me. Found out later that afternoon she hadnt. Snickers: Nope. Crush: Kindergarten. The same girl half the rest of the class liked. Still remeber her name too, havent seen her since though. Girlfriend: Some nonsense deal in 6th grade. Talked to her about 5 times throughout the whole "relationship." Drunk: See above. Joint/Bong Hit: Yeah. Didnt do anything. Havent had another since--no desire to. Masturbation: No, but I remember my first orgasm. I didnt know what the hell was going on, it freaked me out. Fight: Used to get into them all the time with my brother. Broken Bone: In 2nd grade, I fell off the monkey bars. Broke my elbow when I tried to catch myself on another monkey bar as I was falling. CD: I think. As far as I can remember, it was an Offspring CD in about 94. Movie: Nope. |
Beer? Not the very first one I ever tasted, no.
Cigarette? Seventh grade, friend's treehouse. No inhalation though. Boob?Eighth grade. In a pool, got flashed, had goggles on. Twas glorious. Penis?N/A Kiss?Ninth grade. Horse judging trip. Bus back home. Truth or dare. Snikers bar? Nope Crush? Nope Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Eighth grade, she was a really shitty one too. Drunk? At a friends house my sophomore year. Did it just to do it. Joint/Bong Hit? Junior year, on a friend's houseboat. Got high as a kite. Masturbation session? No Fight? Never been in one, I get along well with everyone Broken Bone?First grade, tripped over a rope everyone was jumping over. My left forearm, it sucked. CD/Tape/Vinyl? R.E.M, Out of Time. My dad gave it to me. Movie/DVD? My family always owned a video store, so this one's pretty much impossible for me to answer. There ya go. |
Re: Your First
Beer? My dad always had a silver bullet in his hand when i was a kid. one day, he offered me a sip, so i took it, and absolutely hated it. I still haven't developed a taste for the stuff, which is fine by me.
Cigarette? None, it's as much a health concern as an aestetic issue. Boob? My mom put me in daycare after school. When I was around 9 or 10, i convinced Stacy to lean over just enough for me to look down her shirt and see her nipple. Considering she was my age as well, it wasn't much to look at, but it was still a victory. Penis? Junior high in the locker room. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to them. Kiss? My first real kiss was with my first girlfriend. It was right at the end of lunch hour, I walked her back to class and she gave me a full-on tounge kiss in front of everyone in the hall. Hoots and woops came from everywhere, but I was on cloud nine. Snikers bar? I'm sure it was halloween, i never cared much for them. Crush? My first crush was in kindergarten, her name was Heidi. She moved halfway through the school year and broke my heart. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? My first girlfriend, strangely enough, shared the same first name as myself (shortened, of course from the feminine version of the full name). We got together my Junior year in high school, and it made for amusing moments around school as we came across mutual friends, another of whom shared the same name. Drunk? I'm pretty proud to say that I still haven't hit this mark in my life. It's not something i'm really trying to acheive. Joint/Bong Hit? I've never directly smoked weed, but my first direct experience with it was when I flew out to Boise to meet up with some friends. It turns out that there's nothing to do in Boise but smoke weed and drop acid, so I politely sat around while they passed the pipe and got adequately fucked up via second-hand smoke. Masturbation session? I discovered that when I rubbed myself with my pillow, it felt good. Really good. I was about 14 at the time, and I wasn't quite sure what the deal was until I learned more about sexuality and masturbation that I was, in fact, getting myself off. I grew up pretty sheltered, I suppose. Fight? I wasn't much of a fighter when I was young, and as a result, alot of kids took advantage of that and picked on me. My first real fight wasn't much of one, but it got me suspended nonetheless. I pissed off this asshole by talking back to him when he was belittling me, and he came up to me and suckerpunched me after class. I threw back a couple of punches before he took off, and I ran off to the principle's office to let them know what happened. Policy dictated that I got in-school-suspension, which i served, then went on with my life. Broken Bone? A pretty sad story, really. I slipped and fell (i'm pretty sure that a couple of real assholes helped me along in the process, but that's neither here nor there) in the showers after Gym class and put my arms down to catch myself. I landed on my left arm hard and ended up breaking it between the wrist and elbow. The worst part of the whole experience was the doctor resetting the bone... pure and unadulterated pain, in the highest degrees. CD/Tape/Vinyl? My first tape was Stone Temple Pilot's first major release, I don't even remember the name of the album now. My first CD was a Weird Al record, and my first vinyl dates back to the old disney read-along books that came with 45's. I had all of them, and I'd sit there for hours with my little portable record player reading along. Movie/DVD? I'm pretty sure my first VHS was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. My first DVD was the Matrix. |
Beer? On a church youth group retreat. Probably 15.
Cigarette? I was 16, on a ski lift. Boob? I was 16. she was 14. We snuck in to the basement of the school. Penis? Since the dawn of time. Kiss? Church youth group retreat. 16ish Snikers bar? Nope Crush? Sure. Rebecca. Seventh through twelfth grade. Dated her briefly in twelfth grade and she turned out to be a psycho. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? See "kiss". Drunk? See "beer". Joint/Bong Hit? High school party. I'll bet I was 15. Masturbation session? I was probably 2 or 3... Fight? Like, physical fight? Never been in one. Where's my Tyler Durden when I need him? Broken Bone? Fell off the kitchen counter, broke my left wing. I was 5. CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was into Sargeant Pepper's when I was about 8. Movie/DVD? I remember taping Superman off the TV and watching it literally hundreds of times. |
Beer?
Yeah I was about 7 and my Dad started to let me have a sip every now and then.(He used to drink the crappiest beer too but it tasted good at the time. Cigarette? High school in the toilets.Smartarse teacher screamed that there was a fire and threw a bucket of water over the cubicle.Prick. Boob? Don't have one of those but I started feelin up in early high school. Penis? Not exactly,but it's the same one I got now and it still aint huge. Kiss? SHE STUCK HER FUCKING TONGUE IN.She was twelve and I was 10. Snikers bar? No Crush? It was in primary school and it was with a female teacher. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? My first girl didn't put out.It was a bit hard cause I couldn't get an erection at 8 yrs old. Drunk? No Joint/Bong Hit? No Masturbation session? Now there's a blast from the past.Nearly got busted too. Fight? Not the first,no.Too many to remember. Broken Bone? Broken foot four years ago. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Not the first but most likely an AC/DC or something similar. Movie/DVD? No |
In the 7th grade during english class I was in the back of the room talking with a girl with big boobies. She let me touch one.
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entries for the none/'not yet' category:
beer? Cigarette? Kiss? (at least not that I recall unless I was real young) Girlfriend? Drunk? Joint/Bong Hit? Broken Bone? -> Closest I came to this was falling from 7.5-8 ft up after I hung on the rim from standing flat-footed underneath. I landed directly on my right elbow and my dad (he is a chiropractor) took an xray and said I barely missed breaking my elbow. It surprised me somewhat as I knew that my legs had that those kind of springs then but I had been on the road and awake for most of the past 20 hours driving back from California with my dad. That was the last time I ever grabbed the rim; went to bootcamp just months later (the injury did delay my departure and was the reason that I ended up in Nuke school) in the f*&%^ing cold Great Lakes winter which killed my vertical then. Now my knees are less than compliant overall and I avoid such foolish things like jumping for 10 ft rims. edit attempt #2, hit the f*&(ing reset button last time - could add 'boobs' on there as well as working with developmentally disabled clients definitely does not count in the obviously intended sexual fashion. Never have been in real 'fight' as well, at least nothing involving any kind of fisticuffs. edit 3:that mini-novel by 'broken bone' |
Beer? When I was a child, probably tasting my dad's and hating it.
Cigarette? Hiding around the side of my friend's house with a pack of Marlboro reds and trying to light it without inhaling at the same time. After half the cigarette I acted tough and said 'This thing sucks, I don't feel a thing' and then stumbled over to a chair, dizzy as hell. Boob? When I was 18, a few minutes after my first kiss. Penis? Mine's been with me since the day I was born. Kiss? When I was 18, in a bar. She had a boyfriend and I'd just met her. She was all over me, laying in my lap. I was so scared! Snikers bar? Can't remember. Crush? Lorissa, when I was in the second grade. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Michelle, in the summer between 8th and 9th grade. Drunk? The first time my friends and I got drunk was in the backyard (same time as my first cigarette). One of our friends went to hosptal that night! Joint/Bong Hit? In my friend's bedroom. I never felt , but I pretended I was high because I didn't want to feel left out. Masturbation session? In the bathroom when I was thirteen. I came and it hurt. I was so exicted though :) Fight? Never been in one. Broken Bone? I haven't had one, but I broke a kid's arm playing basketball once when I was seven. By accident. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Jagged Little Pill by Alanis Morissette. Movie/DVD? I was tossing up between Orca and Free Willy, and I chose Free Willy. |
Beer:
Age 14. I was with my Dad (a college professor) and his class and we were in the El Paso mountains looking for something - I don't remember, rocks, fossils, something. It was a hot summer day and during a break he let me have a beer. It was a Tecate and it was luke-warm. To this day I can't stand Tecate. Cigarette: Age 14. A friend looked much older then he was and scored a pack of cigs from a grocery store. Three of us holed up in an alley-way and smoked the pack. We thought we were cool. We didn't understand you were supposed to inhale so there we were just pulling smoke into our mouths for a half-hour. Then we chewed coffee ground so we wouldn't have smoke on our breath. Boob: Age 15. She was 17 and lived across the street. I remember we were holed up in my room and I had her top pulled up while she was laying on my bed. I was enjoying them very much, fondling, kissing and licking. I kept trying to open her jeans and she kept gently slapping my hands away. I remember spending an hour on her chest, only stopping when Mom called out that it was dinner time. Penis? No. Kiss? Age 10? I have a vague recollection of playing spin the bottle at a dinner party my parents took me to. The hosts' daughter had a couple of friends over and I was the only boy. I remember that at one point, it was a contest of who could kiss me the longest. We'd spend time in the closet pressing lips (no idea what french meant). Snikers bar? Age 9. Nope but I can tell you about "Big Cherry". This isn't a bar but an overgrown chocolate-covered cherry covered with peanuts. I'd "buy" them (liberate them, actually) from the local convenience store and sit in the back yard and spoon out the cherry goodness, leaving the peanut-infused shell for last. Crush? Age 12. Ah Lanette. Lanette was well developed for her age (my grade). I remember following her home from school fairly regularly (at a distance, of course), too shy to approach her. She was even finer in high school. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Age 16. Becky was the classic girl-next-door who, unfortunately, didn't live next door. I don't remember how we hooked up. She was mature. She had a car (beat-up yellow truck actually) and a job (Wendy's where she'd sneak take/place my orders at the cashier all the while pressing "water" on the cash register). I guess we broke up when we went to the carnival with a girl friend of hers and another guy that was apparently though he was her boyfriend, too. I remember being crushed emotionally at the realization that she wanted to be with him more than with me. Drunk? Age 16. We were playing quarters at a friend's house. Four of us total. We had poured a tumbler of rum and were mixing rum & cokes, playing quarters for those drinks. Her mom came home and she went out to stall her while the three remainder of us passed the tumbler around trying to get drink it. It came to me and I said to heck with it and downed the rest. I didn't realize the consequences. I got home later and my parents caught on pretty quick. I was grounded for a month. Joint/Bong Hit? Age 18. First year of college and it was at a party. I didn't like the results: I couldn't feel my hands. I remember standing in a bedroom with a friend (also high) and his girlfriend (not) watching him try to convince her to have sex with him right there. I was all for it... Masturbation session? Age 18. I lost my virginity two weeks earlier to the next door neighbor's daughter. It was like being hit by a ton of bricks, the realization that this thing could bring me such pleasure. I had played with myself before but never to orgasm. I usually got too chaffed, bored, whatever. I decided to shave my genitals and locked myself in the bathroom I used liquid soap to lather up and discovered what I was missing all those years: lubrication. It was a revelation! I finally realized what I had been missing for so long. This joyful conclusion was marred, though, by the liquid soap - extremely painful in the urethra. Fight? Age 8. A bully in the playground. I got pushed down and it was over. I haven't been in a real fist fight. Broken Bone? Age 14. I was on my bike gently coasting down our steep driveway when I caught the low wall at the end. My bike tossed me and I landed with my left arm hyper-extended. Instead of bending at the elbow like normal, my arm bent the other way. I ended up with a hair-line fracture at the elbow. They couldn't cast me for a day due to the swelling. They wrapped me up and sent me home. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Age 10? X-mas gift was a single speaker am/fm/tape player. I took my x-mas money and bought my first tape: a compilation Beatles tape with Hey Jude. Movie/DVD? The Postman. |
Beer:
16 and my friend Ron has a party, I drank 4 beers and vomited for hours while my best friend Jeff told me "thats what you get for living the rock and roll lifestyle" He was eating pasta at this time which made it all that much more disgusting to me. That was the first time I swore to never, ever drink again... Cigarette: 16,Merit. My friend Rob took them from his mothers desk. Boob: 17, was listening to ride the lighting...the bell tolled for me that day I tell you! Kiss? 16 walked her home after a school dance, kissed her in front of a garbage can. Snikers bar? no, I was a whatchamacallit fan Crush? 1st through 3rd grade, her parents owned the pizzeria in town. They also had tempest there, maybe I liked tempest better though..I dont know. Either way, they served a mean slice. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 16 and she was from the next town over, liked punk,metal but most importantly was of "loose morals" Joint/Bong Hit? The guy who lived behind me got me high one night. I played Kid Icuraus the rest of the night. Fight? 3rd grade. I got in three punches before the teacher broke it up. I think I got hit once or twice...I dont really remember the fight, just how weird I felt afterwards. Broken Bone? 17, broke my ankle at godots mini ramp. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Billy Joel, Glass houses on vinyl. I bought it at bradlees |
Beer? - at a very young age....probably around 7 or 8, people in vietnam don't really care about underage drinking much. I was young and stupid, they told me to drink so I did....
Cigarette? never Boob? ----------------- Penis? ----------------- Kiss? 12, t'was a raining day. Snikers bar? at 9, one of the first chocolate bar I ate when I arrived in the U.S Crush? At age 7...forgot the girl's face though. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 12 Drunk? 6 months ago, I drink too much, too quick, in too little time. Joint/Bong Hit? been offered a few times, but I never accept it...didn't like the smell. Masturbation session? uhh...with other people? no... Fight? never, wrestled alot with friends though...does that count? Broken Bone? never CD/Tape/Vinyl? didn't care to remember... Movie/DVD? X-men |
Beer?
My stepdad's buddies always had a beer not too far out of reach and when they'd get drunk they would offer me one. I was around 12 and it tasted like shit (they bought cheap shit :) ) Cigarette? I was getting off work when I almost became the only pedestrian fatality in a 3 car clusterfuck. Of course, all my co-workers came out and one of them offered me a Camel. I took it, what the hell? Boob? I was 16. Had a little party, got a girl drunk on purpose, and fooled around with her until she completely passed out then I fooled around with her a little more....oops. Sadly, she didn't recall a damn thing the next day although a number of pictures would eventually surface. Kiss? Same girl....I was one desperate little 16 year old. Crush? My stepfather's half-niece (it's complicated, what can I say? It's not like we're related. ) lived with us for a while. I was 13 and was completely infatuated with her. I used to watch her bathe late at night. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? It's a pretty boring story. Drunk? A few weeks before my drunken rendezvous I got a little shit faced. My first completely drunk blacked out can't remember experience was at 21. I downed considerable quantities of Jack Daniel's finest at a friend's house and heard tell I tried to piss on his stereo. Joint/Bong Hit? Outside the restaurant of my first real job. I was killing time between a double shift at a co-worker/friend's house and he lit one up in front of me. I was 17 and went to work high for the first and last time. Masturbation session? 12/13 I was lying on a waterbed thinking about a girl in my class who had recently acquired boobs. They were fantastic. One thing led to another and I managed to freak myself out quite badly. Fight? 13. I got thrown through a trophy case by an older kid. He was always picking at me (I was friend's with his little brother). I started mouthing off, he took a swing, I missed the all important kick to the balls and he sent me flying. Fortunately, I was fine, but the trophies and plaques had seen better days. Broken Bone? No broken bones that I'm aware of.... Feel free to add any. I'm all out. [/B][/QUOTE] |
Beer?
i don't remember my first one, but i remember the first one i actually enjoyed. i hated beer for a long, long time... then one day i went to a dmb concert and got drunk in the parking lot beforehand. i went to the concession stand to get some nachos, a pretzel, and a coke. i paid the $5.50, and was handed an MGD and a pretzel. this puzzled me because not only did i not order a beer, but i was underage and didn't have a wristband. and eventhough i was drunk, i was still smart enough to not question it, so i grabbed my pretzel and beer and ran back to my seat. to this day i haven't tasted a better beer than that one. Cigarette? never had one. ever. Boob? completely unoriginal story.... in high school, back seat of my car, making out, hand under the shirt, over the bra. however, it was with that first pair that i mastered the art of bra removal. one clasp, two, backwards clasps, clasps in front, through 3+ layers of clothing... it doesn't matter, all i need is 10 seconds and one free hand. ;) Kiss? i was a late bloomer in this category, as it wasn't until high school. same girl that owned the first boobies i encountered. we were at a dance... dancing (imagine that)... and she just kissed me all the sudden. it was a short kiss, but effective... and apparently i covered my inexperience well b/c she didn't believe it was my first kiss. i guess some people are just born with talent. Snickers bar? nope. i like milky ways. Crush? yeah... no comment. i had bad taste as a youngin' Girlfriend/Boyfriend? same girl as the boobs and the kiss... she asked me out and i said yes because i could. after a month i felt guilty for using her b/c i knew she liked me more than i liked her and so i did the right thing and broke up with her. it was hard to do b/c i knew she was about to teach me a whole lot more than just kissing and boobie groping, but i don't regret it one bit. Drunk? the first two times i got drunk, i bawled like a schoolgirl. i skipped the fun, out-of-control phase and went straight to the sappy, emotional stage. it's a wonder i ever drank again after that. Joint/Bong Hit? didn't get high, only dizzy... and i didn't pretend i was high unlike my moron friend jake. what a poser jake was. Masturbation session? if i'm not mistaken, i was thinking about christine taylor (now ben stiller's wife) from the nickelodeon show "hey dude". i spooged over my bed sheets... my mom washed them without any questions or funny looks. my mom is awesome. Fight? i had a groundhog attack me once. luckily i was in my car at the time. he lost. Broken Bone? never had one. i drink lots of milk. CD/Tape/Vinyl? the first tape i remember owning was m.c. hammer. the first tape i remember my mom and dad throwing away was m.c. hammer. my parents are smart people. DVD? james bond in dr. no ... hundreds of dollars later, i have the whole collection. go me. Bike? it was red and chrome and i loved it. 'nuff said. Expensive toy? it was a kneeboard that cost $120 and i saved up for months to buy it and when i finally had enough money to get it, i cried and cried because i had worked so hard for all that money and it was going to go away so quickly. i still have it today but haven't used it in years. i don't remember what age i was when this happened... probably 18 or 19... j/k |
My turn.
Beer? My dad is an alcoholic. It was only a matter of time before I had a sip… then a whole one or nine. Cigarette? My friend stole a pack from his mom. Goddamn that hurt. Boob? There has been so many. I don’t think I remember the first one. I think her name was Sunny. Penis? I love my penis Kiss? So many… so much spit Snikers bar? Chocolate. It’s a weakness Crush? Her name Brooke. She smelled good. For a 3rd grader. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Same girl. Drunk? Beefeater Gin. I still can’t stand the smell of that shit. Joint/Bong Hit? A few friends. Pink Floyd’s The Wall. One weird-ass night. Masturbation session? Wow. That changed my life. It’s the only thing I’m good at. Fight? Jocks Vs Freaks. As far as I can remember… we the freaks lost. Broken Bone? Skateboarding mishap. Broke my arm. And then through the years I’ve broke lots of shit. CD/Tape/Vinyl? The soundtrack to Cocktail. Don’t ask. Movie/DVD? E.T. Even though I never did like that movie. |
Beer? I don't remember the very first, but I used to beg sips off my dad. Then, I begged them to put some in my sippy cup. I was an alcoholic from the start, but man, did I EVER love the taste.
Cigarette? Uh, I found a chippy my dad left and I smoked it in my room. Ooh, badass. Boob? Uh, always had them I guess. Penis? Probably some random person when I was younger. I'm still scared of them. Kiss? It was terrible. I like, loved this guy in 7th grade. I got dared into doing it, and I did. I was triumphant. (First REAL kiss). We broke up 4 days later ;D Snikers bar? I don't think I've EVER eaten one. I hate peanuts. Crush? Probably this guy in grade 5. Everyone wanted him, but I was way too shy to talk to him. I'd adjust my place in line so we'd be partners and stuff in gym class. Looking back, it seemed pretty stalkerish. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Hah, yes. Wasn't a very rousing experience. Ah, first 'loves'. Drunk? I drank these stupid blueberry coolers. To this day, they make me sick. I can't drink blueberry or grape pop because of it either. I puked up tootsie rolls all over my friend's bed .. and hugged the toilet all night. Its also the first time I realized how comfy and loving the bathroom floor can be. Worst hangover ever. Joint/Bong Hit? The first time I ever got STONED was the 3rd time I tried it.. during grade 7 at lunch time at school. In an alley. I got so stoned off my ass, I could hardly even walk. I went to a friend's house because her parents weren't home and chilled out for the rest of the afternoon. Came home, and slept for the rest of the day. I think my mom knew. ;D Masturbation session? Can't say I do. Fight? I whapped my cousin in the face with a rolled up poster and sliced it open. It was awesome. I didn't even get in trouble because he's older and bigger. Broken Bone? I broke a few fingers, my nose .. just minor things. Then one night, I decided to drunkenly skateboard and show off .. and I broke my foot. I couldn't walk for like 3 months but I refused to go to the hospital. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Ahem. Mickey Unrapped. From some music club. Movie/DVD? I think it was the Beauty and the Beast or something. I never really watched movies when I was younger. |
Beer? no. prob from dads glass, but too long ago to remember.
Cigarette? yes... at band camp. Boob? yes... with 1st girlfriend in the cinema watching Othello... must've been something about Iago... (j/k) Kiss? yes. Snikers bar? no... haven't had one. Crush? no. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? yes. Drunk? yes. this is a good one, but not for here. Fight? yes. some fucker (actually, a friend) wasn't respectful. Broken Bone? yes. broken hand on said fuckers face. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Madonna, the Immaculate collection. don't ask. Movie/DVD? no. |
Beer? Yes. It was freshman year in college in this fraternity house...
Cigarette? Yes. I tried it, and my friend Meghan smacked me, grabbed it out of my mouth and threw it on the ground. I thank her :) Boob? Wish I could... Penis? Always had one Kiss? 3rd grade I think Snikers bar? No Crush? hmm no Girlfriend/Boyfriend? No Drunk? Sometime not long after my first beer freshman year Joint/Bong Hit? No Masturbation session? No Fight? No Broken Bone? Never had one CD/Tape/Vinyl? No Movie/DVD? No |
too long for me.. ill write one thing. my first gushing wound...
back in elementary school when me and my friends biked around. we stopped at this gas station because my chain popped. well trying to fix the chain.. me or someone else, i dont remember spun the pedals. my finger fallows the chain into the sprocket and the sprocket crushed my finder nail in half and rip open the tip of my finer. it was the most disgusting thing i ever saw.. a chunk of my finger was hanging by a piece of skin. the blood was squirting out like a fountain. i wrapped a dirty oiled up rag around my finger and biked home. a couple stiches later i still have my finger. |
Beer? Grew up with parents who believed it was a universal beverage. I probably had it in my training cup at 3.
Cigarette? Nope, though I struggled with them for almost 15 years until I could quit. Boob? mmhmm Penis? yep Kiss? real one? no Snickers bar? nope Crush? absolutely. 3rd grade. His name was Mark. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes, first of each. Drunk? yep, see #1. Was drunk beyond belief for the first time at the age of 12. That was the night I learned my limit. I don't think I've allowed myself to get that drunk since. Joint/Bong Hit? joint, yes. Bong hit, no. Masturbation session? nope Fight? yes, my now current best high school friend. Broken Bone? not gonna jinx myself CD/Tape/Vinyl? Vinyl, vaguely. Can't recall what it was. Movie/DVD? Nope, but I remember growing up on Indiana Jones, Star Wars (A New Hope), and Conan the Barbarian. We saw them all in a theatre, first run. Must have been all those beers. |
Beer? Technically the first beer to ever enter my mouth was when I was a baby. Never mix a new dad and a teething baby with beer...
Cigarette? 17, New York trip, almost sat a hotel room on fire. Boob? I remember the first time a guy felt me up, if that's what you mean. It was at a party when I was 14... Penis? First one I saw...messing around with the guy I hate through most of high school, I was 15. Kiss? At a band contest when I was 14. Snikers bar? No idea. Crush? Of course...I liked him throughout elementary/middle school...and messed around with him in college. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Well, if you count middle school, Greg J. We "went out" for a year. Drunk? New Years, senior year of high school. Cheap bourbon. Joint/Bong Hit? Freshman year of college at a party...I was very drunk. Masturbation session? I have no idea. Fight? Never really fought with anyone except my brother. Broken Bone? Never had one. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Tape, New Kids on the Block. Movie/DVD? First movie I ever saw in theatres was Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. |
Re: Your First
Beer? yes. i didn't like it. i made that "i don't like this" face.
Cigarette? yes. i lit the wrong side Boob? yes. i wore a training bra Penis? yes. it was hard up against me Kiss? yes. it was sloppy Snikers bar? eh? Crush? yes. i was in 1st grade Girlfriend/Boyfriend? yes. he was a poseur Drunk? yes. i was telling everyone i fucked a jones soda bottle Joint/Bong Hit? yes. i coughed a lot Masturbation session? yes. i didn't know what it was. but it tingled and felt good Fight? no Broken Bone? no CD/Tape/Vinyl? yes. shhhh Movie/DVD? no. it was so long ago. i don't remember. |
Re: Your First
Beer?
Yeah, a Guinness. It was a bit much for me, and I prefer Sam Adams nowadays. Cigarette? Don't smoke. Not worth it. Boob? Yup. That was about all she let me touch too. Penis? Yeah. I was chilling out in the womb when I looked down and there it was. He's been my best friend ever since. Kiss? Same girl as the boob. Her place, right before I headed out. She was playing on the piano. Snickers bar? Nope. Crush? Her name was Nicole. We were in the first grade. Then she moved back to Russia, and I never saw her again. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, see Kiss/Boob. Although she didn't like the term girlfriend, and I wasn't smart enough to realise it wouldn't work out. Good times, good times. Drunk? Valentines Day, 2003. Get a bunch of bitter single gamers together, provide alcohol, and watch the fun! I remember everything, and loved every bit of it. Joint/Bong Hit? Nope. Might try it someday though. Masturbation session? I remember the earlier ones. Suffice to say it started me along a long, long road. Fight? Yeah. First grade. I won. Broken Bone? Nope. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Dookie by Green Day. Parents wouldn't let me keep it though. Stupid parents. Movie/DVD? No clue. I remember Star Wars pretty early on though. Blue Balls? See first girlfriend. |
Beer? Drink of someone elses.
Cigarette? Never. Boob? Cousin coerced his girlfriend to show me hers a years ago.. Penis? I have one... Kiss? No. Snikers bar? Snickers is gross. Crush? Never really had one. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Never. Drunk? Never. Joint/Bong Hit? Never. Masturbation session? No Fight? Argued with a friend, punched him in the mouth and busted his lip. Broken Bone? Age 3, Left leg. Ran over by those little peddle 3 wheeler things. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Prodigy Movie/DVD? No |
Beer? Um, first taste? No. (I was 3 or so)...first full beer was with my last band on the guitarist's porch.
Cigarette? Yeah...probably with either my cousin and/or my neighbor (the details are fuzzy). Didn't inhale. A few weeks later, I learned to inhale with a Phillie Blunt (straight tobacco, not "filled")....WOW. Boob? 15 years old, in the back of my mom's mini-van. I think I probably jerked off for HOURS after that. Penis? Well, unless you count my own, I don't have too much experience with penises. Kiss? 15 years old, same girl as the back of the van...but it was on a Friday after school in front of her locker. One of the football coaches caught us in the middle of some intense tonsil hockey. Snikers bar? No...but I think I can remember my latest one. Crush? Yeah...it was a girl I was in pre-school with...I finally got the nerve to ask her out...in 8th grade. :) Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yep...pre-school. We "dated" for almost a year, I think. Never kissed or held hands..although I think I pissed myself in her mom's van one time. Drunk? New Year's Eve...I passed for 21 at the bar, so it was a constant flow of Corona and Jager...perhaps a little TOO constant. I spent the actual passing of the new year in my bestfriend's girlfriend's (now wife) car. Alone. Holding a Wal*Mart bag between my legs..."just in case". Joint/Bong Hit? N/A Masturbation session? In detail. I also remember the first time I thought shampoo would make as good a lube as conditioner did. (BAD IDEA) Fight? I've never been in a fight, per se. But I do remember the first time I punched a kid in the face. At the time, he was a horrible bully. Now he's in seminary. Broken Bone? I've been lucky so far. CD/Tape/Vinyl? I think so. Coolio and Greenday (Dookie)...got 'em both for Easter one year, back when CD's were still a novel idea. Movie/DVD? I think my first DVD was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (anniversary edition) |
Re: Your First
Beer? - Uncle gave me a drink of his beer when I was a young one. Hated it.
Cigarette? I picked up a cigarette thrown out a car by a lady. Puffed on it and flexed like a punk. Boob? Geez, I was young and she was young. Kinda of discovering our bodies. She lifted her shirt and pulled down her bottoms behind some bed sheets that were drying in her back yard. I remember I called them "gorgeous". I never used that word before I think. Penis? - n/a Kiss? - Same girl as the boob girl. We sat in a closet with our mouths together for like 10 minutes. She told me she loved me. Snikers bar? - Don't remember, but I remember my first Reeses Peanut Butter cup and I thought it was the perfect food. Crush? - Sonia S. in kindergarten. Well, after the boob/kiss girl ... which was just a one day thing. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - Sonia S., I ran into her 10 years later and she was annoying as hell. Drunk? - I lived in Europe and we were playing soccer, while drunk. Untill I ran into this big, green wall ... with flowers ... and a bush growing out of it. I was 12 I think. Joint/Bong Hit? - Never tried it. Was alwasy concerned I'd get addicted. Masturbation session? - Bathroom floor was I was was a pre-teen or just turned into a teen. I remember hearing something about vaseline so I tried using that. Fight? - I was in 1st grade and his name was Edward. I remember he scratched me on my chest and I got in trouble during recess. I had to face the wall and I was crying. Broken Bone? - During HS football and I kept playing. 3 fingers that I never bothered to fix ... and are now crooked. CD/Tape/Vinyl? - I must have been 7 and my parents bought me the little vinyl record of a "Grease" song. I thought I was soooo cool. Movie/DVD? - I lived in Europe(father was military) and we didn't have access to alot of American stuff ... but I remember in the community we lived in there were people who had their own "video" stores .. and rented out movies. I think I remember keeping one and telling my parents I broke it. My little brother broke the video the next day. I think the movie had a woman with a wet shirt ... and I was in love. |
Beer? I was young, really young. Like 6. I was on my grandpa's boat and asked him what beer was. He gave me a sip and I quickly spat it out
Cigarette?I've never smoked a cigarette. My first cigar, on the other hand, was in grade 11. It was a Cuban I bought off a guy that just came back from Cuba. Boob? On my girlfriend's bed after school in grade 9. I was so scared and every time my hand went up I'd panic and slide it back down. Penis? n/a Kiss? If you want to get technical, it was in grade 2. The one that was actually special happened in grade 9. Snikers bar?No, sorry Crush? Jasmine, in elementary school. Wow, I haven't thought about her for years. Longest crush I ever had, it spanned years. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Besides my elementary school "girlfriends", my first girlfriend was the one I shared my first realkiss with. Drunk? I think it was at my great grandma's 80th birthday. I was about 14 and spent all night saying to people "I'm not drunk. Really, I'm not drunk." Joint/Bong Hit? Yep. Summer after 10th grade, with a friend and his friend. Masturbation session? Yeah, it was a complete accident. I thought I had invented it. Fight? I don't really remember my first fight. Broken Bone? Funny enough, I've never had one CD/Tape/Vinyl? My first CD I got in my stocking one Christmas. We had just got a CD player. It was one of those bad British boy bands that had one hit and disappeared. The first tape that I remember was Raffi, when I was four. Movie/DVD? Land Before Time maybe? My first DVD was Bullitt, with Steve McQueen. This has been a really cool thread. I'm remembering things I haven't thought about for years. |
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Beer? 13 or 14, I forget which, I snuck a few of my parents' and shared them with friends. We all hated it. Jager, however, was another story.
Cigarette? My dad smoked so when I was 12 I lit up. Didn't enjoy it but did it casually for a few months... then my dad quit, so I did. Boob? 17. Same time as my first sex in any fashion. In a bathroom in the mall. That girl was a freeeeak Penis? I've been good friends with mine for some time. He's never been bad to me. Kiss? - 14, my only "real" girlfriend up to the point of the boob girl. She was cool, she had an obsession with the 80's. We made out to a Cure video. She's one of my best friends now. Snikers bar? Don't remember myself, but according to my parents they gave me a piece when I wasn't even 1 and I went literally insane. Crush? Preschool, her name was Jennifer. We were inseperable. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jennifer again but she really doesn't count. Also, the kiss girl wasnt really a girlfriend because that was a one-time thing that we both ended up regretting and we never went out. So I'd have to say it goes to the boob girl. Later the same year as the boob thing she became suicidally depressed and after very serious threats to kill herself I told the school guidance department, they called her mother and her mother checked her into the psych ward. She was there, inpatient, for 6 months, and another 6 months of outpatient. She still won't speak to me. I don't care though, that relationship turned out to be really stupid and immature. At 19 I started going out with Ana who is now my fiance and I never looked back :) Drunk? 15, when I discovered the wonders of Jagermeister. Started drinking it and never stopped til I was 20. Joint/Bong Hit? 16. Enjoyed it, kept smoking til 18. Masturbation session? Thanks to my dad's Playboys, I was masturbating before I could even come. Started at about 11. Fight? Preschool. We were playing this game and every student got to be an animal. I wanted to be the snake or the bear, something badass. They made me the pig. THE FUCKING PIG. I got pissed and I ran to the back of the room and pulled the tablecloth off the little table, then grabbed a plastic banana and started threatening people with it. Eventually I threw it at this kid Eddie and he attacked me. I hit him in the face and he fell down, and then we got pulled apart. I haven't won a fight since :P Broken Bone? I cracked my chin when I was swinging from this heavy bar and it fell off the wall and onto me. Didn't go to the hospital or anything but I could feel that it was broken. CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 7 and I bought a Dead Kennedys tape. How awesome is that? Movie/DVD? First movie I saw that I can remember was Back to the Future, my mom rented it for me to keep me busy. I had an obsession with that movie for a while. I don't remember it at all now, heh. Back then, I had it practically memorized. |
Beer: Don't really remember... I always used to sneak drinks from mom or dad when I was little on a few occassions. Nothing we haven't heard before.
Cigarette: I'm 99.9% sure it was in 8th/9th grade at my good friend's house who had bought them in Europe. I took a really pussy puff, but I didn't want to look like a douche and cough. Boob: Drunkeness.. I felt up some random girl at a party the first time I ever got wasted sophomore year of highschool. Penis: I've got one... so uhh... heh heh, not sure where I'm going with this one. Kiss: Drunken debauchery, see above. We made out for a while. Snikers bar: No clue. probably easter or something Crush: I guess it happened second grade, but I remember her well and she loves me to this day, though we don't see each other often and there are no romantic feelings. There really is no story behind this; she was hot. Girlfriend/Boyfriend: 18 years and still flying solo. Drunk: See above. I had bitch beer (4.5 Smirnoff Ices, man they were good) and some vodka. I was absolutely shit faced. Talk about a light weigh eh? Joint/Bong Hit: Not yet. Masturbation session: Watching scrambled porn when i was like 13 and starting fooling with my tool and well... Fight: Never really been in any hardcore fights, though plenty of little scuffles. If anyone wants to get fucked up, just give me a call. Broken Bone: Broken 5th Medicarpal, pinky bone just in inch lower than the actual finger, when I was in 4th grade during basketball practice. I tripped over my friend's foot and down I went. How i fell asleep in that state that night is still beyond me. CD/Tape/Vinyl: Smashing Pumpkins - Simease Dream. thanks uncle dave. Movie/DVD: That's really tough. something Disney probably |
Re: Your First
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I didn't know what were most surprising, the fact that she told me she loved me or that she had her tounge in my mouth. :p At that time it were the best moment of my life for years, and i still think it's one. Nothing beats your first true love. :icare: |
Beer? When I was 20 at a bar that didn't card.
Cigarette? Never had one Boob? Only in my dreams. Penis? n/a Kiss? See boob. Snikers bar? Too long ago to remember Crush? Orange Crush soda, when I was 4 years old. On a girl, Rebecca in third grade. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? see boob Drunk? First college party I went to. Threw up off a balcony. It was pretty cool. Joint/Bong Hit? Never had one Masturbation session? When I was 14, to a black and white ad in the back of a racing magazine. Fight? Never been in one Broken Bone? Never had one CD/Tape/Vinyl? Sublime got it in 1998 Movie/DVD? Can't remember Wow, this is depressing to see how little I have accomplished |
Beer? I had a sip of my dad's beer probably back in junior high and remembered thinking it tasted so disgusting i didn't understand why anyone would drink that stuff.
Cigarette? I had tried them probably a year ago, but didn't realize I wasn't actually doing it right until about a month and a half ago. I inhaled correctly and coughed so much i thought I was gonna puke! Boob? Well have seen mine..first touched another girls last summer at a Ben Harper/Jack Johnson concert. Very weird experiences Penis? First boyfriend..I just thought it was ugly Kiss? I think I was 17..and I laughed and kept laughing during it..I really don't know why. Snikers bar? No Crush? 4th grade one of the twins. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Asshole..thats how i'd describe the first one. Drunk? I had been tipsy before, but completely drunk I think happened last August at the Gorge and thats also when I sort of experienced the "triple kiss" and girls licking other girls nipples! Joint/Bong Hit? I gave in to my then boyfriend..wanted to make him happy..i hated it..still do. Masturbation session? Nope Fight? Involved my cousin who was 2 years younger than me..we never got along..i think he was 4 and I was 6..he wanted something i had and just bit my back..took a layer of skin off. Broken Bone? My index finger, it got stuck in a tire swing chain. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Neil McCoy Movie/DVD? Probably Strawberry Shortcake..it was my favorite. |
Re: Your First
Beer? Nope. Don't like the taste.
Cigarette? I was 10. Decided it was an acquired taste, and I wasn't going to acquire it. Boob? real, or just porn? Penis? n/a Kiss? no Snikers bar? You mean Snickers? No. Crush? I'm not sure, but probably "orange". Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Not really. Drunk? Never been. Joint/Bong Hit? Never. Masturbation session? Yes. Get to know me really well, and I might talk. Fight? No. Broken Bone? Yes. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Brandenburg Concertos Movie/DVD? My first DVD was "Contact". Great stuff. I mostly just wanted to say my crush was orange. :D |
Beer? Yuck. I think I tried my dad's when I was seven. Nasty stuff.
Cigarette? I must have been ten, when a friend of mine and I both decided to steal one of her dad's cigarettes. Didn't like it then. Boob? When I was about 11, and mine started growing. Penis? I felt one when I was 13, but I didn't do anything more than until I was 16, when I had sex for the first time. Kiss? My first kiss was also my first make out session, and I remember this vividly. I was 12 and went to a boy's house for the day. It was pretty slobbery. Snikers bar? Eww. A long time ago, probably. Crush? Fifth grade- I had a huge crush on an upper classman- Brady. He is still hot. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes, 12. Drunk? Within the last year. I thought the point of getting drunk was not remembering. Joint/Bong Hit? Never have, never will. Masturbation session? Not really. Fight? Tenth grade, I beat the crap out of a girl a year younger than I. Hit her with my metal lunch box, too. Broken Bone? Never had one. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Um, I was too young to remember. Movie/DVD? Same as above. |
Beer? Can't recall my first. First alcohol however was shots of everclear in the 6th grade.
Cigarette? I don't remember the first, but I bet it was somewhere around 7th grade. Boob? Yep. Penis? Never had a forign penis in my presence. Kiss? Yes. Snikers bar? I don't remember the first, no. Crush? Yep. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Uh huh. Drunk? Em, no, I can't recall the first time I was drunk. Joint/Bong Hit? 7th grade maybe, not sure of the exact date! Masturbation session? Nay. Fight? Yea, preschool I believe, fucker wouldn't let me on the slide. Broken Bone? Oh yea. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yes. I just recently found the first CD I ever bought. Movie/DVD? Yep- Goodfellas. |
Beer: Of course
Cigarette: She tasted like an ashtray. Well her mouth anyway. Boob: She had two if I recall Penis: I only had the one. Still have the original after all these years Kiss: Note the ashtray taste reference above Snikers bar: Not even Hershey Crush: Total lust Girlfriend/Boyfriend: Random stranger Drunk: Extremely Joint/Bong Hit: Can't remember, pot fucked up my memory Masturbation session: Not this time, there was actually a girl there Fight: Had she put one up, wouldn't that have been rape? Broken Bone: Just a boner CD/Tape/Vinyl: 8-track baby! Movie/DVD?: Cable TV Edit: This wasn't about the first time? |
I can't even remember yesterday
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Beer? I don't remember the first, but it probably came from my dad... or maybe my dad's friend... or maybe a combination of both of them while they were drunk...
Cigarette? Never. Seen too many people die from lung cancer. Boob? Probably when I was in Boy Scouts and we had a float in the local parade. We were throwing candy and this chick without a bra on and a very loose tanktop kept giving us a show when she picked it up off the ground. Penis? Always been there... Kiss? In my bedroom... I was so nervous and my mom walked in on me. Snikers bar? Yeah right... Crush? Probably in kindergarden. This was back in the 80's so, it was probably the girl with the most neon pink and green lightning bolt shirts. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? I don't remember... Drunk? When I drank half a bottle of cheap whisky by myself. I puked so much my stomach hurt for 3 days. I still can't stand the taste of it today. Joint/Bong Hit? Don't remember... Masturbation session? Don't remember this either. Fight? Yeah! I was in first grade and there was this third grader that kept givin' me shit on the playground... so one day I knocked him off the monkey bars and beat his head into the ground a bunch of times. Broken Bone? Never. Well, maybe a toe... CD/Tape/Vinyl? Some shitty "band" I'm sure... probably New Kids on the Block or something lame like that. Movie/DVD? Natural born killers. :) |
beer-11 (dad let me have a small glass)
cig-13-newports boob-12 or 13-girlfriend sleepover experimental thing penis-18 (yea, pretty late, I know) kiss-13, he was 21(and backed off real quick when he realized my age!) (unless you count the smooch from Donny when he was 5 and I was 4) snickers-don't remember life without'em crush-scott horner(i was 13 or 14) if you're out there, scott, hi!!) boyfriend-the 21 year-old-he just couldn't stay away :) drunk-14 or 15? Christmas eve, wine was flowing and no one realized MY glass kept getting filled too! hehehe joint-16 at best friend's party...got drunk too and cried that my dad was gonna kill me-good times!! mastubation session-Mom says i would lay on my stomach as a baby and rock back and forth til i fell asleep, so..... fight-never fought with fists....I use my wits...LOST a lot but...... broken bone-I fell on my tailbone twice in one day at a lake and cracked it-spent 3 weeks mostly standing, even to drive! cd,tape, vinyl-been buying music since I was 9.....Beatles, I think movie, dvd-hmmmm... don't remember!! |
Beer? well of course i remeber the first one, its the ten or 12 after that which i dont remeber
Cigarette? never Boob? yesh, they were alright, not the best :crazy: Penis? mine Kiss? yeah it wasnt very good Snikers bar? no :hmm: Crush? nope Girlfriend/Boyfriend? yeah Drunk? the first time i got drunk i was in mexico and my face went all numb ( i was out on a pirate boat too) and then i got on a cruise ship i dont know if it was rocking or maybe it was both of us Joint/Bong Hit? never Masturbation session? ill go with no Fight? not really Broken Bone? we were in the school cafeteria and we were screwing around and some kid swung a giant (3foot) wooden paddle at me so i blocked it with my hand... it hurt like a bitch but i was laughing, then i looked down at my purple finger that was two and a half times as thick as it should have been, i told the teacher i caught it in a drawer so as not to get yelled at CD/Tape/Vinyl?no Movie/DVD? no |
Beer? No,
Think it was at a party with some friends though I'm not 100% on that one.. Cigarette? Yes, With the school bully out in the woods behind the school... It was a marlboro if my memory serves me right. Got a green face and puked my guts out because of it.. hehe.. Boob? Yes, I think i was around 14 at the time.. It was a flirt with a girl that was a year older... Penis? Umm what? Never had any other penis than my own and that one I've had all my life. Kiss? Yes, I was Twelve years old, a girl that was a year younger than me. We made out in the woods behind the school.. Snikers bar? No, Sorry no memories of that one.. Crush? Yes, I was probarbly around six years old when I had this huge crush on a redheaded girl who was in the same preschoolgroup as me. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes Eight or nine, don't really remember exactly.. We were together for four weeks then she moved away with her family. Drunk? Yes, The same party which i had my first beer on. Joint/Bong Hit? I was around 15 when i tried hashish the first and only time, had a bad trip and never touched it again. Masturbation session? No, Don't remember when I first began to masturbate. Hmm, funny.. Fight? Yes, With my bigbrother, we were throwing snowballs at eachother and he got mad at me for hitting his head. We wrestled around pretty seriously in the snow and both of us came in with bleeding noses.. Broken Bone? Yes, Broke a bone in my hand when i was around twelve or thirteen. Bike-accient.. CD/Tape/Vinyl? No, Have too many, can't remember which one was the first... Movie/DVD? Yes, The Alien trilogy, with the later addition of the fourth part.. |
Beer? Jr. High. I hated them then, and I still don't like them very much now.
Cigarette? Jr. High. I hated them then and I haven't had one since. Boob? Jr. High. I took my little date to see "The Poseidon Adventure" and felt her up in the theatre. Penis? My own at age 0. Kiss? Jr. High. Same girl, same date, same movie. Snikers bar? Don't remember that one. Crush? 6th Grade. I get tingly still thinking about it. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Jr. High. Yep, same girl as before. Drunk? Never got that far. Joint/Bong Hit? Jr. High. Older brother turned me on. Masturbation session? 10 years old. If I describe a masturbating session that happened at age 10, doesn't that make this child pornography? Fight? Elementary school. I got my ass kicked every single day for a month by the same three bullies while walking to school. I've made damn sure I haven't gotten my ass kicked since then. Broken Bone? Cracked rib from a fight in college. I never realized how many breaths you take in a single day until that injury. CD/Tape/Vinyl? First record I bought was "Hey Jude" single. Movie/DVD? First movie I saw at the theatre was "Goldfinger." |
Beer? 12 yrs old. Drinking grolsh with my mates.
Cigarette? 14 Boob? 17. Yes, I know. Penis? Mine. Kiss? no Snikers bar? no Crush? no Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 17 Drunk? 12 Joint/Bong Hit? 14 or 15 Masturbation session? no Fight? no Broken Bone? never broken any bone in my body CD/Tape/Vinyl? no Movie/DVD? no |
Beer? - no the first taste, but the first I ordered, Oh yes. 13, in a bar. I dont look that old these days, but did then... Honest, do the wrinkles make me look old? No, no they dont. I dont look old. *cries*
Cigarette? - never tried a cigarette til i was 20. It made my skin buzz, my head spin and my stomach turn. I go back when i'm really drunk, just for the skin buzz thing... it makes me giggle. Boob? - Mmm... Booby. Yes indeed. Small, semi formed, fumbling, unskilled performance on both counts. Adrenaline like i've never had in life. Penis? - I've always had one, but never 'tried' another. I'm so repressed. :p Kiss? - proper smoochies... Yeah... Not saying anything. Snikers bar? - That would be a marathon for us, back in those days. Nyom Nyom Nyom. Dont remember the first, but there have been faaaar too many to follow. Crush? - God yes. I was a late bloomer in that regard... 15. Gut wrenching, heart tearing, soul melting longing... I got her too, for a little while. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - Yup. She's now a lesbian. 6 and 7, played doctor and nurse far too much. If only mummy knew... Drunk? - Same night as i ordered my first beer. It wor great. Joint/Bong Hit? - yip. and it sent me loopy. booze + weed != fun. Masturbation session? - :D 11. October, just discovered first pube, became overwhelmed with the urge to do 'something'... yeehaw. Fight? - nope, but i know who it was... an ex-neighbour. sorry neil. Broken Bone? - ummm... Yeah! didn't break anything til i was 10, then i snapped my collar bone pretty badly. On holiday. The dressing that was put on made an X on my back, so i ended up really tanned in the non-covered bits and white in the bits under the X. I was "The X Man" for quite a time afterward. CD/Tape/Vinyl? - Hits album 6. look it up, it's great. *cough* Black cover with a slit of multicolour through it... Oh, you have so much to answer for, the eighties, so very very much... Movie/DVD? - huh? nope. dunt remember. |
Beer? When I was 15 at a party.
Cigarette? About 17 Boob? When I was 19 with my first GF Kiss? When I was 18, first girl I went out on a date with. Snikers bar? Crush? A girl I tried for in high school. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 2years ago Drunk? Same time as my first beer Masturbation session? Probabl when I was in 8th grade. Fight? 5th grade Broken Bone? Never had one CD/Tape/Vinyl? Lynyrd Skynyrd Movie/DVD? First DVD ever bought was probably office space. |
Beer? Sometime in college, freshman year most likely a Bud Light. Yack
Cigarette? Never had one Boob? Well, I have my own, so I guess whenever I discovered that I had them. Penis? 20, I was a late bloomer ;) Kiss? I'm not even sure when to be honest, around 18 I'd figure. Yeah, again late bloomer Snikers bar? No idea. Sometime when I was a kid I guess Crush? I can't remember his name, but he used to chase me around the school yard singing/humming/whatever the James Bond theme. I have no idea why. This was 2nd grade, so 7-8? Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 21 Drunk? 18, Hurrican Fran aftermath. Averett College, Fugate dorms. Good times. Joint/Bong Hit? Never Masturbation session? I have no idea Fight? Sometime as a kid, me and my sisters used to beat eachother up quite often. Broken Bone? Yeah, 22. Stupid boyfriend at the time fell asleep driving. Dipshit. CD/Tape/Vinyl? CD, Brian Adams and Toni Braxton. I believe it was 1991, in Florida. Got a boom box for Christmas, so I had to get a CD. Movie/DVD? That I bought? Hmm... Might have been Glory on VHS. |
Beer? 2nd grade.. picked up my uncle's Budweiser and started drinking it.. didn't drink another one until around 19. Thank goodness I discoverd hard liqour
Cigarette? 15.. did it for a while then quit.. and started back about 2 years ago Boob? I was breast fed.. so.. yeah ok in the other sense it would be 14 Penis? Mine.. no explaination needed. Experimentation and playing with someone else's 19 Kiss? I don't remember but I was pretty young Snikers bar? mmm snickers.. Don't remember the first one though Crush? around 6 or 7. I was watching Wheel Of Fortune and told my grandma that Vanna White had sexy legs Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 4th grade.. Drunk? 13 Joint/Bong Hit? 23 Masturbation session? sometime around 12 years old Fight? hmm I used to get in alot of fights.. I think the first was either in preschool or 1st or 2nd grade. Broken Bone? Never CD/Tape/Vinyl? I'm not sure exactly Movie/DVD? First that I can recall watching was 101 Dalmations in the theatre.. |
Hmmm...let's see...
Beer? I was probably 15. Dad offered me one after we cleaned the garage. Cigarette? Not sure. Boob? I had to have been about 13. I kept pestering a neighbor girl (2 years older) to see hers. She finally let me. And...I got to feel them, too. :D Penis? Mine's OEM. I've had it as long as I can remember. Kiss? 13. Same neighbor girl as boobs. Snikers bar? I have no clue. Crush? Kindergarten. She was cute then, and still is at 42. Yeah, I keep in touch. ;) Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 16 Drunk? 18, at the Green Door Lounge, in Cheyenne Wyoming. Joint/Bong Hit? 23 Masturbation session? 11 Fight? I really don't remember. it was in elementary school. Broken Bone? Never. *knocks wood* CD/Tape/Vinyl? It would've been vinyl. But I really don't remeber...it could've been America. Movie/DVD? Top Gun? I think. |
Beer? Yeah, sips out of my dad's drink. Yuck.
Cigarette? Never tried one yet. Boob? When I first got boobs I was like: OW. Penis? Yeah, he was scared out of his wits to show it to me- he was 16. -_- Kiss? Yes, it was disgusting and wet. Snickers bar? No, not really. Crush? Oh yeah, back in Kindergarten- he goes to the same college as me now. How crazy, eh? Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yeah, we went out for a day. Seventh grade. How laughable. Drunk? Yep, seventh grade in Belarus. 3/4 vodka, 1/4 orange juice...wild. Joint/Bong Hit? Definitely- around two years ago with my 'friend with benefits'. It was great at the time, but now it just seems really lame of me. Masturbation session? Yeah, fourth grade (9/10 years old) with another girl who decided to 'rape' me in my sleep, if you want to call it that. Fight? Almost had a fight in seventh grade, but my eighth grade friend saved me! Broken Bone? Never had one, thank god. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yeah, I think it was some MTv promotion CD. Movie/DVD? First movie that I could ever call my own was Shrek. haha, I just realised I already posted on this thread awhile back! |
drunk--i was 16 and went to a field near my high school with a friend of mine--we consumed a fifth of vodka with orange juice, a bottle of tango screwdriver and a few beers. by the time i arrived at the dance, about 15 mintues after finishing all this with him, i could not really see--i ended up in a snowbank outside vomiting pills that some idiot had given me because he thought---well i dont know what he thought--ended up in the hospital--woke up strapped to a bed. at the time i had some kind of bump in m forearm--phlebitus if i remember--i remember my mother standing next to the bed with me strapped into it when the doctor came in. the doctor rolled my sleeve up, looked at my forearm and asked how long i had been shooting heroin.
it was a fine day, that. pot: all i remember is that i smoked my first joint while sitting in a bulldozer that was parked behind the racket club where i worked. others maybe later. |
the only ones i have vivid memories of
Buzz - 7th grade at a festival in downtown Bitburg. Dad couldn't speak much German, tried to order a beer, got three, gave me too. Walking back i was staring at the ground and looked up and said "Dad i feel like i'm walking on air". it was all downhill from there. 10 years later my band wrote a song about my love for beer "Matt's first love" Love - see above Pot - trying to play it cool with a girl i thought was gorgeous. ended up dropping the bowl. I wonder what percentage of people have done this their first time trying. Broken Bone - 15 playing karate. Did a flying drop kick. Forearm landed on a rock which my body landed on top of. Snapped completely in half so my hand and half of my forearm seperated and fell back to my elbow. Not nearly as painfull as the asshole military doc pulling and flipping it every which way to get x-rays of it, as if he coudn't see what the fuck was going on by looking at it. Masterbation session - 5 years old in the tub. "mom look what my penis does when i do this", ran it under running water. I feel like i've already said too much so i'll stop there. |
Beer? Yes, sip from granddad's can of Miller
Cigarette? Never had one - I only smoke cigars. First cigar was during a game of golf when I was 18 Boob? Future girlfriend's after a night at the movies when I was 15 Penis? Uh, mine? Kiss? 9th grade girlfriend as I was leaving school one day Snikers bar? Dunno...probably around 11 or so. I didn't like nuts until I was older Crush? Way too early...maybe 1st or 2nd grade Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Officially, when I was 15 Drunk? Really, piss drunk was October of my freshman year in college. Have not been sober on a Friday night since Joint/Bong Hit? Freshman year of college, in my buddies truck, smoking a bowl with him and a chick that I was totally in love with but, for other circumstances, could only be friend with. Until we got drunk... Masturbation session? Geez, had to have been around 11 Fight? 2nd grade...totally kicked this kids ass Broken Bone? Broke my right pinky finger on a bad blocked spike in volleyball when I was in 10th grade CD/Tape/Vinyl? That I heard? No idea. First one that I bought with my own money was a Jimmy Buffett album Movie/DVD? Couldn't tell you |
Beer?
- I have absolutely no clue. But I do remember my first time drinking. I was at a friends party, and somehow ended up drinking several Screwdrivers. I didn't stop there. After the first bottle was finished, we were out of Orange juice, so I ended treating 2 full Highballers as shot glasses... and a little more. So 1.5 bottles of vodka in me. Yeh I was puking alright. Cigarette? -At a bar with friends that smoke, tastes like ass. Boob? -Two girls, I was snuggling with one, and my hand was up the shirt of the other... in the dark, neither knew. (Until later, and I was bitched at) Penis? - Havn't tried that one. Kiss? -After talking several months to a girl on ICQ, I ended up meeting her randomly, we recognized eachother, and held hands within 5 mins of seeing eachother. Later that night I was at her place, she was on the phone with her friends, and I gently kissed her. 15 years old. Snikers bar? -If I had the intellectual capacity to remember that... Crush? -Grade 1 or 2, a colleague of mine. Yeh I was like 8, leave me alone :P Girlfriend/Boyfriend? -Still working on the GF deal. 19 years old. Drunk? -See Beer Joint/Bong Hit? - Never Masturbation session? - 11 years old, was in the bathroom and no clue why "my thing" was up and about. Hey apparantly it feels good to touch it... Fight? -In church... yep I'm going to hell. Broken Bone? -Grd 3 I think, I fell on my hand and bent my pink 180 degrees next to the side of my hand. I didn't feel a thing for some reason. CD/Tape/Vinyl? -The Fugees. God bless the fugees. Movie/DVD? -I have no damn clue First Piercing -15 years old. Left ear, stud. You now have a window into my life. damn... I rock. |
Beer? Don't remember.
Cigarette? Don't remember . Boob? Ah, yes. Jr. High. I was "going around" with a girl and one day we playfully explored each others bodies. Damn, that was great. Penis? I remember seeing my dad pee when I was about 4 or 5. To anyone who has or is going to have kids: Show your son your penis when he's very young. For the rest of his life, he will remember you for having the biggest penis he's ever seen. Kiss? Yup. I was 14 and her name was Tiffany. We frenched right off the bat. A friend of mine told me she became an online porn star with her husband. I have yet to find her site. Snikers bar? Nope. Crush? Kindergarden. Twins. They somehow knew I did because they sent me a Valentines card saying "We know you like us". Damn. If only I could find them today. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup. I was 7 years old. She was latin with green eyes. She had a wart on her hand and was afraid that I was grossed out by it. I wasn't. Wonder what she's up to... Drunk? I was 14. That's all I know. Joint/Bong Hit? I was 17. It was a nasty, dirty red bong and I smoked with a guy I used to work with. We hung out and watched cartoons. I think he tried hotboxing his cat at some point. Masturbation session? Strangely enough, I do remember. I was probably about 12 and I was at home, sick. I discovered that rubbing it felt good. I went at it and before I knew it, BAM! WTF?!?! Fight? I was in elementary school playing soccer. Some kid kept pushing me around so I socked him in the eye. He started crying and we were both sent to the principals office. I didn't start crying until my mom came. She beat my ass. Broken Bone? None yet *knock on wood* CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 10. Vinyl. Some Classical record that had Stars & Stripes forever. I played it over and over wondering how it was done. That's what first got me into music. Movie/DVD? My best friend in 6th grade gave me "Blue Thunder" on VHS. There was a scene where the dudes hover in their helicopter in front of some chicks apartment while she did nude Yoga. That tape was watched many, many times. |
Beer? I was 4 or 5 years old - I was being looked after by my grandfather - he offered my brothers and I beer - it tasted awful - I'm pretty sure I did not finish it.
Cigarette? Year 10 end of year party - I thought I was sooooo cool - ended up with the nickname "chain smoker" for a few weeks :/ Boob? mmmmmm Penis? yep, and I've still got it Kiss? yep - I was 5 or 6 at the time Snikers bar? don't remember Crush? yep - girl in the year above me at high school - who was not even slightly interested in me. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Aaaah - my flatmate at the time talked this girl into going out with me - 6 months of really good times but also some really awful fights. Drunk? First christmas after leaving home - my parents live 15 km (10 miles) out of town - went drinking with my eldest brother in town, and had planned to come home with my mum, who worked nights - fell out of the car when I got home - my mum said "you're just like your father!" and left me there. Sober father helped me to bed :) Joint/Bong Hit? After game of mini golf with friends - had a joint in the car, with all the windows wound up on the way home - ended up going to another friends house later and man did I have the munchies - remember someone ordering pizza, and me eating a large portion of it when it arrived. Masturbation session? what, today? :) Fight? If I had been in one I would've lost. Broken Bone? snapped tooth and broken nose after crashing my bicycle into the side of a truck which was coming out a drive way - I am a walking advertisement for bike helmets. CD/Tape/Vinyl? It was either Cliff Richard and the Youngs Ones doing "Living Doll" or "Iron Maiden's Killers - both vinyl Movie/DVD? Video box set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the life and Brian and Live at the Hollywood Bowl Phew - I'm done. |
I remember my first fight. I was in the 4th grade and I was average size. There was a bully much larger than most of us who would choose someone from time to time to pick on. Well one day he decided to start in on me. For 2 days I cowered away and took it as best as I could but it was tearing me up inside. On the third day he started pushing me around and something snapped inside me. I started punching him over and over and was completely out of control, it took several kids to finally pull us apart. I was hurt a lot more than him, but he never messed with me again. That was when I learned that even if they can beat you, it is no fun for bullies if you fight back. Fighting is not what they are interested in.
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Beer? - Taking sips from Dad's
Cigarette? - Never Boob? - My own Penis? - My husband's (I was very sheltered) Kiss? - In grade school. My parents still don't know about that one. lol Snickers Bar? - Was probably my first candy Crush? - Kindergarten. The guy still lives close to me and I still get that flutter when I see him. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? - 2nd or 3rd grade. We "went out" until 6th or 7th. Drunk? - Not too long ago actually. I'm a sad drunk. Not a pretty sight. Joint/Bong Hit? - Never Masturbation session? - College. (Again, very, very sheltered) Fight? - Fough with my little brother all the time, but for some reason other people were afraid of me so I never had to. Broken Bone? - None that were official. CD/Tape/Vinyl? - Probably one of the Disney sing-a-longs, but I always lost the books that went with them. Movie/DVD? - Movie: I remember Return of the Jedi DVD:A Bug's Life |
First joint: My cousin got my brother and I started on it. We were at our family cabin, and it was late. We went off, except we had the problem of our younger cousin (her tattletale brother) who was always around. So we decided we were going to go into the woods to "play hide-and-seek", which I thought was a really brilliant way of getting rid of him. Unfortunately, he had a short attention span and not long after, was bugging us again. My brother and I had to start taking turns hiding WITH him to keep his ADD ass away from the action. I didn't get stoned at all though. Not even a tiny buzz.
If I think of more that I can remember and are kind of interesting, I'll post 'em up later. |
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Beer? Don't remember the first but I am pretty sure I didn't like it... Doesn't mean I don't love it now.
Cigarette? I was around 8 or so and a friend had swiped some of his mother's. A group of us got together and tried smoking them... I hated it. Was terrified my Mom would smell it on my breath. Boob? Probably in the stack of playboys I found in my Mom's Boyfriend's closet. First real life one wasn't until I was about 13. Lilliane... they were small and firm. Penis? As BOR states... mine was OEM as well... Kiss? Lililane again... I was nervous as shit to start... but once I was given the green light... I was cool (not really but it is fun to revise history, no?) Snikers bar? Can't say I remember my first Snickers Bar. I prefer Big Turk. Crush? There have been so many... probably Kelly. She was in grade one... She invited me to her birthday party. I met her again when I was in grade 6 at a volleyball tournament. She remembered me and came over to say hi. Did I mention it was a mutual crush... just too, way too young to do anything about it. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Lilliane (see above). She broke my heart. She cheated on me and I learned an extremely valuable lesson about what love is and what love isn't... I feel pretty certain I know what it is now. Drunk? About 14 at a Scout camp. Vodka and Orange Juice. Purposefully drank until blotto... still don't remember large parts of that night. Still don't drink vodka and OJ. Joint/Bong Hit? End of higschool my best friend and I scored some hash. We were completely clueless on how to smoke it... it went to waste. The first real high was in University the next year, doing hot knives with my roommates and the same friend when he came to visit. Loved it. Masturbation session? I remember it. It was with a Scout leader. Enough said. Fight? Lots of fights when I was little. I got picked on a lot. Broken Bone? 25... broke my baby toe when I tripped over my wife's foot. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Tape of Geore Carlin's A Place for My Stuff... about 13 years old. Movie/DVD? No idea. |
Beer? Yes, I was six/seven at the time, I lived in Colombia so it wasn't a big deal.
Cigarette? Yes/No, I never smoked a cigarette, just a cigar before senior year in high school. Boob? Yes, I peeked at a lady when she bent over. She was part of our tour group (to islands off the coast of Colombia), and had the cabin next to us. Fondling wise, sometime in high school. Penis? Seen plenty in the football locker room. Kiss? Yes, I was four/five, my first "girlfriend," I actually have a few pictures of us kissing. First kiss knowing actually what was going on, eight grade. Snikers bar? No. Crush? Can't really remember the first one, there's been too many. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes, see kiss. Her name was Carolina. Drunk? Yes, only once actually. Third year in college at a frat party. Joint/Bong Hit? Never done it. Masturbation session? Yes, taking a shower. Between freshmen and sophmore year, I think. Fight? Yes, I was six/seven at the time. I had taken karate classes so I tried putting them to use. Unfortunately the other kid was a few years older than me. The funniest thing about it is that it was during painting class. Broken Bone? Never had one. I have had a chipped tooth. CD/Tape/Vinyl? First vinyl, an Argentinian group called Los Enanitor Verdes. First tape, don't remember. First CD, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, E. 1999. Movie/DVD? First movie, don't remember. First DVD, Pootie Tang. I must say I have a very sorry DVD collection, it consists of only two movies. |
Beer? No
Cigarette? Yes Boob? Yes Penis? Haven't played with any other than mine Kiss? No Snikers bar? No Crush? No Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yes Drunk? Not sure, I guess not Joint/Bong Hit? Yes Masturbation session? No Fight? Yes, only one ever Broken Bone? Yes, only one CD/Tape/Vinyl? Yes Movie/DVD? No |
Beer? Yes. 5 years old with my grandpa.
Cigarette? Yes, on an overnight fieldtrip at school. Boob? Yes Penis? I've always had it. :P Kiss? Too long ago to sort it out... Snikers bar? Ouch, that's two in a row Crush? 3rd grade, I think Girlfriend? Yep. Drunk? I was /really/ drunk. Joint/Bong Hit? Sophomore year in highschool. Masturbation session? MadTV was on. Fight? Kindergarten Broken Bone? Disneyworld, when my aunt shut a car door on my arm. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Beastie Boys Movie/DVD? He-Man |
Beer? Not until my first year of college. Wine & Hard Stuff way before. :)
Cigarette? Never Boob? Not Yet Penis? Check. Kiss? Not yet. (I'm just awesome like that.) Snikers bar? I try to forget when I eat these. Crush? Every hot girl I've ever talked to (very few) First was a girl named Jenna in the 5th grade. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Not yet. Drunk? Never been thoroughly drunk, unless you count the 1/2 bottle of 100 proof Vodka I downed last day of school last year. Was just very dizzy. Joint/Bong Hit? Never Masturbation session? Seeing the big-breasted bikini babe in Cruisin' World pop up, I felt all tingly, it felt good when I touched it, I experimented, went full throttle, zipped up the pants, continued playing. Was probably 12. Haven't stopped since. Fight? Never Broken Bone? When I 3, didn't need a cast. Jumped off my couch to break it. Boy, I guess I had a bad bone structure back then. Also probably why I can't run worth crap these days. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Had my parents Vinyl collection. Movie/DVD? I'm going to guess an old Garfield video. I don't think I ever watched a live-action film till I saw Star Wars... :) |
Beer? Can't remember. But I do remember it tasted awful. Still don't drink now
Cigarette? Nope, never had, never would. Boob? First saw boobs in pictures around 16-18. First real life encounter at 22 Penis? Hmm, since I had one? Kiss? Yup, 22. Won't forget that. Took a lot of courage. Snikers bar? Hmm.. I honestly can't remember this. Crush? Yup, one and only crush. At 20 Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup, see above. One and only, still is. Drunk? Never been drunk. Must be in the very minority here. Heh Joint/Bong Hit? Er, whar's this? Drugs? nope, never done it. Masturbation session? Ya, didn't know what I was doing. Was VERY surprise when I felt something wanted to come up. *Smiles* Fight? One and only at 14 or 15. I had a very peacful life. Broken Bone? Nope, never had and hopefully never will. CD/Tape/Vinyl? Ya, A David Tao CD. Good times. Movie/DVD? First movie? Can't remember. That was SO long ago. |
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