Pornstar Vagina Moulds?
 

Did anyone know about these? Just found via Google, thought it was quite funny.

http://www.spicygear.com/realistic.htm (NSFW)

What's strange is I think I'm attracted to the Briana Banks one. Help!

OK, that's just... odd.

I find it hard that the owner of the company is a chick...

How do you prove this? Can you return it if it doesn't feel right? Oh so many possible questions...

Maybe she likes the taste of plastic?

A lino muncher?

Madam,

I am writing in complaint over the quality, or lack thereof, of your 'Realistic' Brianna Banks Vibrating Pussy & Ass.

Frankly, down on the farm here, my usual fare consists of donkeys, sheep and the occasional goat and I purchased the aforementioned fake fanny in the hope of a heightened experience with a humanistic slant.

I have to say, real as it may be, I prefer the goat. This Ms Banks must have had a fucking train up it.

I feel you should warn potential customers that while this product is real, they are more likely to have a satisfying sexual encounter with a well lubed trouser pocket.

Yours,

I. P. Horsefucker.

If there's a product, there's a market. After all, you can buy anatomically correct inflatable sheep over the internet.

*spits tea over keyboard*

That's coming out of your wages, McGarnagle.

Fanny like a horse's collar...

I am scared. Do people like sheep "THAT" way?

it looks like a good time;)

I assume you've never been to west virginia?

My friend and I had a conversation about these things one day. Sure, it may be molded from the vagina of a pornstar, or it could be molded from the woman who served me mac and cheese in the fourth grade. I never saw either of their goods, so how the hell am I supposed to know?

"You know what? This DOES feel like Jenna Jameson". Like I'd know.

I want one of thoes made of my crotch.

can a pussy be realistic AND vibrate??

a self-moisturising pussy though....that would be useful...

i'd prefer self cleaning over self mosturising any day...

Why not get both! I understand that a Real Woman(tm) does that.

I have seen them make one of those,and make a dildo mold too, they just sit in a chair put oil on the skin then put on the junk and then theres the mold.
I saw this on playboy T.V.
They sale those to make the porn star more money.

Hey!! I resemble that comment!!!

I wish my girlfriend had vibrated. How does Jenna Jameson do it?

I can think of better ways to spend $130. Like a hooker.

Hookers are temporary, now pornstar vaginias those last forever...

Will you be able to hump her like a hunk of cold, lifeless, pseudoflesh? I don't think so. It practically pays for itself.

I saw this on HBO a couple years back. They showed how to make it and they were doing Nikki Tyler's vagina mould. What's really a turn on is that she later went to a strip club, strip and play with her own vagina mould. Needless to say, there were plenty of guys lining up to buy it.

LOL

THIS PRODUCT IS NOT RETURNABLE

Printed right on their page. I know I wouldn't want one sent back to me... eww

I always wanted to get one of those real dolls. Not because I'm a sexless loser, but because if I flipped out and skull fucked someone as hilariously as I want to, they'd die.

There was a good example of this a while ago. Some chick was talking on camera about the distress of the modern woman, and then some guy walks up, grabs her by the hair and starts forcefully ramming his wiener into her face.

It was terrible. I laughed for like 3 weeks straight.

I remember when my dad gave me that very advice.

I really don't know why some of you are reacting like this. I am surprised that here out of all placed do not know about these. I in fact have one, not the Briana Banks one, but the Devon one, and it feels great. I admit they aren't for everyone, but I think they feel great. And for the record, my girlfriend bought it for me because we're both very much into toys :p . :)

Is it like poking a clown's pocket with a biro?

Perhaps a vibrator up the butt?

In some of out, ahem, discussions o'er the phone while she's away, my lady and I have talked about popping an egg vibe into her bum while we're on the job.

Sounds fantastic, to me.

Actually, I saw a show on Showcase where they were using some male pr0n stars wang to form a mold. Apparently, it's pretty difficult as one needs to maintain an erection without any manual stimulation or movement of the wang.

Ah, the hardships pr0n stars go through. ;)

Here's a great first-person perspective on using the Create-A-Mate kit. The author is one of my favorite once-a-week-new-read webspots.

I love Real Woman(tm)! But she's hard to keep under my mattress for convenience.

They have high maintaince costs as well

hmmm... not a good thing for the small of unit people out there!!

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Well, if it's too big for the lil' unit, I guess you could use it for a hat or a headrest for watching TV or something.

That sure would suck to blow 130 bux on something like that only to find out that it was the wrong size!

Like ordering shoes off the internet.
NO RETURNS! Dammit.

hehe, I said "suck to blow" in the real context of a sentence...

Anyways. I'm so out of it today sorry guys

For $5000+ it better clean the whole room. :)

I like how they have remote controls, like you're going to be way across the room when you want this booger to vibrate instead of laying on like a beached whale.

I want one of each!

I dunno, it just seems kind of sad if you have to have sex with a rubber...or whatever they call it...vagina.

Yes, it's sad. Please, send me a real woman.