05-06-2004, 11:24 AM | #8 (permalink) |
All Possibility, Made Of Custard
Location: New York, NY
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Get a nice picture of the two of you and put in a frame.
For a female - draw a bath for her with some bath salts or beads to nicely scent the water. Light candles. For a male - yeah, give him head.
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05-06-2004, 01:03 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Location: NorCal
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If your SO is female - full body massage. take at least an hour to do it. get all the places that don't usually get much attention - toes, ears, fingers, etc.
If your SO is male - head. lots of head. Head before breakfast. Head in the car. Head duing the commercials. Head before bed. HEADFEST 2004! WOOOOOOOO!
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05-06-2004, 02:54 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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For a female-the dishes, followed by a foot rub on the couch. For a male, yes, head, but swallow too.
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05-06-2004, 04:52 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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Location: Ask Acetylene
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I second the head if he is male, make it a point not to have sex with him. Just give him head. And swallow, don't be such a pussy, you taste that like that the whole time he is down on you.
If she's female, braid her a nice hemp bracelet or necklace with some beads. It's cheap, you can make some really nice pieces for 40 dollars or less, and it shows you put in effort instead of just spending cash. Although cash is effort, but they never seem to understand that. You can get everything you like with some variety off of ebay.
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05-07-2004, 06:00 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago
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Have some naughty but tasteful photos taken of yourself and give to him tied up in a ribbon, or nicely framed --- works for either sex.
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