04-15-2004, 08:56 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Mr Coroiu's Penis explodes during sex
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How the hell does that happen?
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04-15-2004, 09:08 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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04-15-2004, 09:13 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
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Location: Manhattan
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Consider the source.. Ananova.. hardly ever legit.
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04-15-2004, 11:19 PM | #13 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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I heard an interview by the former lead singer of Three Dog Night, where he said he was doing so many drugs and sleeping with so many women, the side of his penis ruptured.
I can't find an article verifying this, though. All I know is when I heard it, I felt Mr. Winky ascend to safety.
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04-16-2004, 12:50 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
Cracking the Whip
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04-16-2004, 05:28 AM | #18 (permalink) |
I aim to misbehave!
Location: SW Oklahoma
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Ok, this will now offically replace any nightmares I might have had about the Camel Spiders.
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04-16-2004, 05:35 AM | #19 (permalink) |
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I need more information and a picture would be nice.
Did it slip out and hit the taint zone with great velocity? Different meds maybe? Would love to publish in the medical world if true.. It might beifit all..
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04-16-2004, 01:23 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Something like that..
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Maybe he was smacking her in the forehead with it real hard and it just popped like a waterbaloon. Probably not, but that is an interesting visual nonetheless.
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04-16-2004, 01:28 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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A long time ago there was a story that had *something* to do with Howard Stern. I can't remember all of teh details, but I think it was about 3 Dog Nite. Something about them having sex with like 5 chicks an hour and then one guy's dick splitting open.
Like I said, I can't remember too many details. If anyone can elaborate, that would be great
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04-16-2004, 01:41 PM | #22 (permalink) |
Oh dear God he breeded
Location: Arizona
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I don't even want to THINK about that one.... Jesus........
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04-16-2004, 02:02 PM | #26 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago, IL
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Oh lord, that is so awful. I hope that the story is exaggerated somehow and that isn't really possible, for the sake of all the men out there.
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04-16-2004, 09:55 PM | #35 (permalink) | ||
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Oh... my... dear... sweet.....
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04-17-2004, 01:03 AM | #37 (permalink) | |
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You owe me one can of coke. The cleaning bill I shall waver however due to my quick thinking actions to prevent serious damage to my monitor. My carpet is now a mess. Too fuckin damn funny....
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04-17-2004, 10:07 AM | #39 (permalink) |
young and in bloom
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yea, some of those headlines look a bit iffy...
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04-17-2004, 11:54 AM | #40 (permalink) |
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Location: Flying over your house
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Yea, I agree, but I don't wanna know if its true or not. I just wanna believe it.
Most stories ARE too good to be true, but wouldn't you rather believe the weekly world news. Men in Black did. Check this one out too...so dorky
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