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Jesus Pimp 04-15-2004 08:56 PM

Mr Coroiu's Penis explodes during sex
 
Quote:

Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html


:hmm: :lol:

How the hell does that happen?

djtestudo 04-15-2004 08:59 PM

Jesus H. W. Christ.

I'm speechless.

:eek: :(

StormBerlin 04-15-2004 09:00 PM

Holy shit dude, I knew you could "break" it, but now it can explode? WTF!

KellyC 04-15-2004 09:04 PM

OMFG!! I feel sick. I didn't even know you can "break" it..but now exploded it....wow....some rough sex they be havin'

Otaku 04-15-2004 09:07 PM

ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *BOOM* owww owwwwww owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

zxello 04-15-2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."
can you say.... vacuum? :lol:

Halx 04-15-2004 09:13 PM

Consider the source.. Ananova.. hardly ever legit.

Craven Morehead 04-15-2004 09:14 PM

I've been that horny that I felt like it could explode.......

charlesesl 04-15-2004 09:20 PM

This is why SM is wrong

damianjames 04-15-2004 09:47 PM

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or just cross my legs and groan when I read that.

Asuka{eve} 04-15-2004 09:56 PM

That guy was just too tense. relax i say relaaax

Asuka{eve} 04-15-2004 09:56 PM

That guy was just too tense. relax i say relaaax.

Fremen 04-15-2004 11:19 PM

I heard an interview by the former lead singer of Three Dog Night, where he said he was doing so many drugs and sleeping with so many women, the side of his penis ruptured.

I can't find an article verifying this, though.

All I know is when I heard it, I felt Mr. Winky ascend to safety.

Aletheia 04-15-2004 11:22 PM

Uhh..ouch.

qtpye4u84 04-16-2004 12:11 AM

OH MY.................That is odd

punx1325 04-16-2004 12:25 AM

How in the hell does that happen?

Lebell 04-16-2004 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charlesesl
This is why SM is wrong
:hmm:

rockogre 04-16-2004 05:28 AM

Ok, this will now offically replace any nightmares I might have had about the Camel Spiders.

:(

yabobo 04-16-2004 05:35 AM

I need more information and a picture would be nice.
Did it slip out and hit the taint zone with great velocity?
Different meds maybe? Would love to publish in the medical world if true.. It might beifit all..

Chingal0 04-16-2004 01:23 PM

Maybe he was smacking her in the forehead with it real hard and it just popped like a waterbaloon. Probably not, but that is an interesting visual nonetheless.

tkkfan 04-16-2004 01:28 PM

A long time ago there was a story that had *something* to do with Howard Stern. I can't remember all of teh details, but I think it was about 3 Dog Nite. Something about them having sex with like 5 chicks an hour and then one guy's dick splitting open.

Like I said, I can't remember too many details. If anyone can elaborate, that would be great

Seer666 04-16-2004 01:41 PM

I don't even want to THINK about that one.... Jesus........

tkkfan 04-16-2004 01:46 PM

yea freman said something about it too. I am yer verification~

too much blood for too long, etc etc

ngdawg 04-16-2004 01:51 PM

(as I squirm in my chair and I'm FEMALE) Am I the only one who notices these stories always come from Eastern Europe or 3rd world countries?? :hmm:

mingusfingers 04-16-2004 01:58 PM

Whoa. It seems like he wasn't even the first to notice?

onodrim 04-16-2004 02:02 PM

Oh lord, that is so awful. I hope that the story is exaggerated somehow and that isn't really possible, for the sake of all the men out there. :p

k1ng 04-16-2004 02:45 PM

This is exactly why I don't have sex!

animosity 04-16-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by k1ng
This is exactly why I don't have sex!
lmao...
i fell outta my chair on that one.

this is BS...

redrum 04-16-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by k1ng
This is exactly why I don't have sex!

better safe than sorry I suppose, you know with random cock explosions.

Karby 04-16-2004 07:29 PM

ewww. that's just...gross. and it hurts thinking about it too.:(

Hrothgar 04-16-2004 07:35 PM

damn why did i read this? now my penis hurts

Astrocloud 04-16-2004 09:39 PM

Perhaps there is a self survival instinct that prevented me from ever getting involved with some of the women in my life -that would have ended up in the death of my penis.

bermuDa 04-16-2004 09:48 PM

i'd say it's a wind up... cause it wouldn't be the GIRL who first notices it.

Homey_V 04-16-2004 09:53 PM

Oh dear sweet god...

Im not sure whether to laugh, cower or show pity....

04-16-2004 09:55 PM

Oh... my... dear... sweet.....



Quote:

Originally posted by k1ng
This is exactly why I don't have sex!
of course it is ;)



EDIT:
Quote:

Originally posted by Homey_V
Oh dear sweet god...
Why Homey_V and I have been dating too long... it's bad when we make the same comments at the same time...

Gortexfogg 04-16-2004 10:08 PM

I think what the article means by "exploded penis" is exploded blood vessels in the penis, not the actualy penis expoloding...or, at least I hope that's what they mean.

cchris 04-17-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chingal0
Maybe he was smacking her in the forehead with it real hard and it just popped like a waterbaloon. Probably not, but that is an interesting visual nonetheless.

You owe me one can of coke.

The cleaning bill I shall waver however due to my quick thinking actions to prevent serious damage to my monitor.

My carpet is now a mess.

Too fuckin damn funny.... :lol:

matteo101 04-17-2004 09:07 AM

Wow, that poor poor soul. That would have been scary for his girlfriend, fucking a guy and then blood is just everywhere...I am going to go into the fetal position now..

minyn 04-17-2004 10:07 AM

yea, some of those headlines look a bit iffy...

tkkfan 04-17-2004 11:54 AM

Yea, I agree, but I don't wanna know if its true or not. I just wanna believe it.

Most stories ARE too good to be true, but wouldn't you rather believe the weekly world news. Men in Black did.

Check this one out too...so dorky

04-17-2004 02:15 PM

Damn.








Damn.

bltzkriegmcanon 04-17-2004 07:16 PM

Ouch. This is approximately 200x worse than the piping video that was on Off The Wayside.

KungFuGuy 04-18-2004 06:38 PM

i've gotten broken blood vessels in my head from being to hard to long and they take foreverto heal...

this story is just insanehowever


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