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Mr Coroiu's Penis explodes during sex
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:hmm: :lol: How the hell does that happen? |
Jesus H. W. Christ.
I'm speechless. :eek: :( |
Holy shit dude, I knew you could "break" it, but now it can explode? WTF!
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OMFG!! I feel sick. I didn't even know you can "break" it..but now exploded it....wow....some rough sex they be havin'
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ohhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *BOOM* owww owwwwww owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
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Consider the source.. Ananova.. hardly ever legit.
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I've been that horny that I felt like it could explode.......
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This is why SM is wrong
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I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or just cross my legs and groan when I read that.
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That guy was just too tense. relax i say relaaax
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That guy was just too tense. relax i say relaaax.
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I heard an interview by the former lead singer of Three Dog Night, where he said he was doing so many drugs and sleeping with so many women, the side of his penis ruptured.
I can't find an article verifying this, though. All I know is when I heard it, I felt Mr. Winky ascend to safety. |
Uhh..ouch.
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OH MY.................That is odd
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How in the hell does that happen?
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Ok, this will now offically replace any nightmares I might have had about the Camel Spiders.
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I need more information and a picture would be nice.
Did it slip out and hit the taint zone with great velocity? Different meds maybe? Would love to publish in the medical world if true.. It might beifit all.. |
Maybe he was smacking her in the forehead with it real hard and it just popped like a waterbaloon. Probably not, but that is an interesting visual nonetheless.
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A long time ago there was a story that had *something* to do with Howard Stern. I can't remember all of teh details, but I think it was about 3 Dog Nite. Something about them having sex with like 5 chicks an hour and then one guy's dick splitting open.
Like I said, I can't remember too many details. If anyone can elaborate, that would be great |
I don't even want to THINK about that one.... Jesus........
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yea freman said something about it too. I am yer verification~
too much blood for too long, etc etc |
(as I squirm in my chair and I'm FEMALE) Am I the only one who notices these stories always come from Eastern Europe or 3rd world countries?? :hmm:
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Whoa. It seems like he wasn't even the first to notice?
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Oh lord, that is so awful. I hope that the story is exaggerated somehow and that isn't really possible, for the sake of all the men out there. :p
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This is exactly why I don't have sex!
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i fell outta my chair on that one. this is BS... |
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better safe than sorry I suppose, you know with random cock explosions. |
ewww. that's just...gross. and it hurts thinking about it too.:(
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damn why did i read this? now my penis hurts
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Perhaps there is a self survival instinct that prevented me from ever getting involved with some of the women in my life -that would have ended up in the death of my penis.
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i'd say it's a wind up... cause it wouldn't be the GIRL who first notices it.
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Oh dear sweet god...
Im not sure whether to laugh, cower or show pity.... |
Oh... my... dear... sweet.....
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I think what the article means by "exploded penis" is exploded blood vessels in the penis, not the actualy penis expoloding...or, at least I hope that's what they mean.
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You owe me one can of coke. The cleaning bill I shall waver however due to my quick thinking actions to prevent serious damage to my monitor. My carpet is now a mess. Too fuckin damn funny.... :lol: |
Wow, that poor poor soul. That would have been scary for his girlfriend, fucking a guy and then blood is just everywhere...I am going to go into the fetal position now..
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yea, some of those headlines look a bit iffy...
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Yea, I agree, but I don't wanna know if its true or not. I just wanna believe it.
Most stories ARE too good to be true, but wouldn't you rather believe the weekly world news. Men in Black did. Check this one out too...so dorky |
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