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Jesus Pimp 04-13-2004 09:45 AM

Adult Superstar Action Figures
 
http://fp.entertainmentearth.com/AUT...PF40001Alg.jpg

Why couldn't we have these when we were kids?

mattevil 04-13-2004 09:54 AM

what exactly are those accesories? coffins?

moonstrucksoul 04-13-2004 10:01 AM

they are stands, i saw these at my local comic shop, he said he could keep enough of some of them, take your collection to the next nevel. http://www.plasticfantasy.com/images...bust-jenna.jpg
or maybe a brianna banks action figure
http://fp.entertainmentearth.com/AUT...S/PF010Elg.jpghttp://www.plasticfantasy.com/images...ianna-nude.jpg
http://www.plasticfantasy.com/images...tafigure_o.jpg
http://www.plasticfantasy.com/images...nafigure_o.jpg
http://www.plasticfantasy.com/images...evinn-nude.jpg

quadro2000 04-13-2004 10:24 AM

can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks. :)

Cynthetiq 04-13-2004 10:39 AM

NSFW. done

I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.

Gman 04-13-2004 10:46 AM

I don't understand this at all. Just buy a Barbie dolls and some red and brown paint. A little patch of brown down south, two red dots up top...

BAM!

Exact same thing.

moonstrucksoul 04-13-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cynthetiq


I dunno why someone would want to have a little doll of one, but I guess.

I mean it's not like you can get a Tom Byron doll and put them in your favorite position.

for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.

Cynthetiq 04-13-2004 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.
i have friend who's whole house, (not just a bedroom or basement) is decorated as such. IMHO it looks like a college student lives there.

different strokes.

i'll continue to buy art. it appreciates both figuratively and speculatively much better than any toys.

World's King 04-13-2004 12:44 PM

"What a fag... You play with dolls."

"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."

SabrinaFair 04-13-2004 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd buy one for laughs...

skysooner 04-13-2004 01:21 PM

It would make a good conversational piece. Just have to be careful about where you display it.

Mephisto2 04-13-2004 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Original King
"What a fag... You play with dolls."

"Dude, the doll has double d's and nipples."

Fuck, that was Laugh Out Loud funny...

:)


Mr Mephisto

micah67 04-13-2004 01:48 PM

"Awww, what a cute little girl/boy you have there. Is that your doll? How cute... Wait... What are you doing with that doll?!? HEY!!!"

bundy 04-13-2004 03:27 PM

have they got an Aria one, or is she out of stock?

i'd probably waste my money on one of these for a laugh.

Fremen 04-13-2004 06:57 PM

What? No Hedgehog!?!

grayman 04-13-2004 09:58 PM

Life for the G.I. Joe team just got a lot better.

k1ng 04-13-2004 10:15 PM

What's the point? I think i'll pass.. save my money for something else.. anything else:)

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
for the same reason you would probably buy a Mcfarlane toys action figure, they are not very articulate at all , but they are generally cool to look at.
I used to work with a guy who used to collect McFarlane toys, err i means "action figures". He would buy two of each one: one for display and one that stays in the box for collection purposes.

I will admit, though, McFarlane does make some interesting figures. It's just not my cup of tea.

bermuDa 04-13-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
What? No Hedgehog!?!
Not that I'd want one, but I just want there to be a Ron Jeremy "Action figure" :D

denim 04-14-2004 08:55 AM

Well, they're "action" figures, right? What kind of action do you expect?? A "Ron Jeremy" doll would fit right in.

RoboBlaster 04-14-2004 09:18 AM

Finally, a love doll that suits someone with my "stature."

Soggybagel 04-14-2004 02:41 PM

Ahahah. Actually they look kinda freaky but cool at the same time. Whatever floats your boat!

analog 04-14-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quadro2000
can we put a NSFW on the title of this now, please? Thanks. :)
But... the title is "Adult Superstar Action Figures"... what'd you think it would be about? lol ;)

Chiuey 04-25-2004 10:16 PM

I can understand that there are people who find pleasure out of collecting Porn star action figures, my questions is are these sold in adult stores or are they on display in Toys R Us? I would hate to see that these items can be as easily purchased by kids!

bermuDa 04-26-2004 12:08 AM

I don't think they would market such figurines to children, or that most children would even know who these people are.

I would love to see a commercial or skit with some kids playing with them though :lol:

Boo 04-26-2004 10:34 PM

I want to put them in my coffee table for when my mother-in-law visits.

That would be a hoot!

hotzot 04-27-2004 05:53 AM

back to the porn shop for me!

Midnight_Son 04-27-2004 07:53 AM

hmmm....I'm thinking I could make a killer xmas tree next year with these.

Derwood 04-28-2004 08:12 PM

They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.

feelgood 04-28-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Derwood
They already had pornstar action figures. Full size. They are called "Real Dolls".

Ok, so they aren't specifically based on any one porn star, but the provide a lot more, ahem, action.

Even more than my hand? Shocking...absolutely shocking!

Derwood 04-29-2004 05:52 PM

www.realdoll.com


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