03-25-2004, 07:25 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Mushroom
Location: West coast of michigan
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OMGWTFBBQ! (A Hobbit's Tale, or something like that)
This is my exciting story for they day, just thought I would share
I had a final this evening, Social Sciences and I did not prepare myself sufficiently so I have my fingers crossed going into this exam I need somewhat of a miracle to pull of a good grade so I sit down, start the exam, its not bad, but I am not so sure about 1 of the essays now this is a 20 point exam (20% of my final grade) and each essay is 5 points so messing up one essay is not so good well, just as I am starting my third essay,maybe two scentences into it I hear this noise a bit of a crunch then its like a big crunch and out of the corner of my eye, I see a ceiling tile fall on top of a kid then a bunch of stuff that looks like cement I am OMGWTFBBQ then another tile falls then one of those big metal air ducts just falls down into the room about halfway before it stops there is dust, this cement looking stuff that turns out to be insulation, and parts of ceiling tiles everywhere! it was INSANE everyone is just standing around now, like OMGWTFBBQ, and we go out in the hall. Everyone is OK, we go to another room, and the teacher says. OK, everyone gets 5 points extra for surviving that! Now that 5 points is tacked onto our score out of 20, so its like +25% to the final test grade I got my miracle! |
03-25-2004, 07:44 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Cosmically Curious
Location: Chicago, IL
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Ha! What a great story. I'm glad to hear everyone got out of it alright. :P
Why don't cool things like that ever happen at my school?
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03-25-2004, 08:09 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Japan
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Ugh, hope you didn't inhale any of that insulation. First time I've ever heard of that, and my uni was pretty decrepit. Glad to hear you're ok, well done on the timing! (you should go buy yourself a lottery ticket...)
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03-25-2004, 11:39 PM | #7 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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wow that's some evening you had! glad you're ok! awesome about the extra 5 pts!
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03-26-2004, 05:42 AM | #9 (permalink) |
I'm a family man - I run a family business.
Location: Wilson, NC
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I've heard people use "OMGWTFBBQ" before just to make fun of "OMG" and "WTF" altogether. A parody on those annoying acronyms people use online.
That is an awesome story though
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03-26-2004, 07:51 AM | #12 (permalink) |
Tilted Cat Head
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Location: Manhattan, NY
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hopefully there was no asbestos or any other contaminants that you folks inhaled during the test. There's you miracle, there's your lotto ticket, stop studying and reading this thread and go get yourself a lawyer and file a frivoulous lawsuit. You may have just won lotto!
or don't and just enjoy your 5 points.
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03-26-2004, 08:05 AM | #13 (permalink) | |
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Location: Massachusetts, USA
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Quote:
In first grade (1970-1971), I was in a small school. It was an older building than most on the base. One day during class, one of the suspended long lighting fixtures detached from the ceiling and went to the floor. It hit in a space between desks and the wall. No one was hurt, but on another day some would have been. I'd never seen adults move that fast: they evacuated the building and, I expect, inspected the hell out of it. By the time they let us back in, the light was back on the ceiling. As this was on an Air Force base, it struck me that they can MOVE when they need to. I seriously doubt that building is still standing, since the base was turned into a major airport a few years ago, outside of Austin. Last edited by denim; 03-26-2004 at 08:07 AM.. |
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