New Urinals in JFK Airport
 

Virgin Air has added new urinals in thier clubhouse at JFK Airport.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/88266.jpg

Linky

In other interviews, the manufacturers say, "It's the target no man will miss" and a Virgin Airlines spokespersain said, "We do everything with a smile".

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is this real?

at least when you are jerking off you can imagine some botox lipped babe... heck paint the rest of the face behind it and you can be giving her a "facial"

That is so cool... I want one for my office...

In a stripclub maybe...but not in an airport.

And who jerks at a urinal, Cynthetiq?

ummm.. not me.. but those lips...:crazy: :crazy:

For those of us Americans this might be offensive, but in reality this is good "British Humor".

That's awesome!!

This one is better..
 

Imagine pissing in one these suckers..

<img src="http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~kirstin/photos/japan/seiryumonm.jpg">

<i>It's located in a restaurant called Seiryumon in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo. When you begin peeing into it, music starts to play, the mouth begins moving back and forth (forcing you to to the same lest you end up peeing on the wall), the giant face begins rotating to reveal another face on the back of it, and the camera in the figure's hand begins flashing, making it look like your picture is being taken.</i>

Hahahaha... As much as they worry me, I love the Japanese...

(the trouble is I never know if they think this is funny or not...)

I have pissed in that urinal.

Another branch of Seiryumon has a similar urinal, with a sensor built in so the man laughs when you start pissing.

And if you think that's bad, the women's toilet has a fake wall that opens, and that crazy guy pops out (lifesize) carrying a roll of toilet paper. Lots of screams come out of that bathroom.

The restaurant is pretty good. The waiters all wear biker shorts.

I'm speechless. Yeah that wouldn't fly in the US, but we have way too many repressed people here who want to control other's lives. There are times I wish that we could incorporate the best parts of this country with the openness of some other cultures.

I'd put my fluids all over that mouth.

...do I have to mention George Michael? :p

And the urinals are...erm...interesting. An airport, though? oookay...

Hadn't thought of it before, but after seeing those lips....

I wish the U.S. actually had a sense of humor to appreciate this. Too bad there is someone here that will be offended and start the "Don't piss on the stiff upper lip club".

for some strange reason i see that urinal and it reminds me of R.Kelly

Ooooh, piss in my mouth. The concept is kinda weird.

this is HILARIOUS!!!
easily the funniest thing i've seen in a long time!!

a must have for all watersports enthusiasts.

but you're right, this would not go down well in most parts of America... different (even wrong, maybe) sort of humour.
this would be an instant hit in all pub toilets in Australia though. it'd be great.

I wonder how long it will be before people in New York will start to complain?

I think it's funny as hell! Too bad there are so many rights groups that serve no other purpose but to eliminate all sense of self dignity that everything gets shot down in a second.

Thats definitetly on my to do list.

Any one else smells a "scheme" going on? Or its just me?

i think i've been going to the wrong bathrooms
;)

That is great. Too bad they would not make it to the rest of the US.

Just saw on the Headline News ticker that they trashed the idea...so, no lip urinals at JFK...

Link to the ABC News story.

I would think that those would be hard to clean.

Nah, just need a really big tooth brush :D

Durn! You big city folks get all the new-fangled neat stuff. If'n I put that in my outhouse ma would be afraid to sit in it.

I want one of those for my house!!!

www.bathroom-mania.com is the website of the artist, she has some really cool stuff....

N.O.W. is so stupid, it was a woman who designed them, and they still complained. Sigh, why must americans be so uptight?

but anyways, these things are the funniest things I've seen in a long time!! :)

Personally, whilst I accept they're mildly amusing, I do find them rather tasteless.

What's funny about pissing into something that's obviously a woman's mouth? Yes, it's pushing the boundries a bit and I'd have no problem with them in a nightclub or maybe even a "fringe style" bar, but in a waiting area where you know children will be?

"Hey Mommy, why do I have go wee wee in the ladies mouth?"

Come on...

Mr Mephisto

So if you think it's weird to piss in a giant plastic mouth it means you're "repressed" and you want to "control other's lives"?

Would any MEN feel offended if a woman pee in a guy's mouth, even if it's porcelain? Hell, let them shit on a porcelain toilet that's shaped like a guy's mouth and I wouldn't be offended.

Willy,

No actually I don't think this particular issue is about control. However, there are many instances of people trying to push their particular view of sexuality on others. For example, it is still illegal in many states to have oral or anal sex with anyone. While most are not enforced there was obviously a push for society to regulate such stuff at some times. What I am saying is that I wish that government would adopt a live and let live mentality with regards to sexual matters beyond some obvious boundary controls (i.e. controlling sex between adults and minors).

Awesome! It's too bad the NOW has to be so stupid about everything. It's funny. Really.

Heh, the article says that it was a Dutch *woman's* design :D

Damn, its got teeth!

Glad

Damned crazy british sense of humour...

Look where they got us canadian!