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Karby 03-18-2004 01:28 PM

laugh at California
 
just had to post this.

Quote:

The Associated Press
Last Updated 11:41 a.m. PST Monday, March 15, 2004
ALISO VIEJO, Calif. (AP) - City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production.
Then they learned that dihydrogen monoxide - H2O for short - is the scientific term for water.



"It's embarrassing," said City Manager David J. Norman. "We had a paralegal who did bad research."

The paralegal apparently fell victim to one of the many official looking Web sites that have been put up by pranksters to describe dihydrogen monoxide as "an odorless, tasteless chemical" that can be deadly if accidentally inhaled.


link

Did they not take chemistry in high school where they teach you how to name chemicals like that? Nice going city council.


..I remember reading a while back a group of senators were discussing what the PH level at public pools should be set at, one of them said 8, one replied, no it should be 7 (which is right, it should be 7...maybe slightly slightly lower because of the chlorine or bromine), so one guy thought, the lower the better! and suggested 0...mmm...most powerful acid ever..

cheezdip 03-18-2004 02:16 PM

What's funny is that no one researched the information on the site before they started to make a big deal about it.

To be honest, I'm in General Chemistry this semister. I got an 85 on the test with the compond naming concepts on it. I certainly would not have associated dihydrogen monoxide with H_2O without thinking about it for a bit.

I think that this illustrates a disturbing trend with legislators and technical issues in general.

clavus 03-18-2004 02:40 PM

Laugh at California all you want. That paralegal was probably educated in Kansas, where it is illegal to teach science "'cause God put all the science you need right here" (raises Bible over head).

Ok, wait, I don't want to start some CA/KS flame war. The fact that NOBODY in the city government managed to catch the whole H2O thing makes me point an laugh too.

kutulu 03-18-2004 02:49 PM

Totally asinine. What else would you expect from the state that elected a orgy loving, steroid injecting, movie star to be the governor?

Halx 03-18-2004 02:53 PM

I have a friend who lives by that town, I sent this to him yesterday and he got a laugh out of it.

Kaos 03-18-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Laugh at California all you want. That paralegal was probably educated in Kansas, where it is illegal to teach science "'cause God put all the science you need right here" (raises Bible over head).

Does this mean I can laugh at California AND Kansas now? Because I am already :lol: :D

bparker805 03-18-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Laugh at California all you want. That paralegal was probably educated in Kansas, where it is illegal to teach science "'cause God put all the science you need right here" (raises Bible over head).
Thanks... I needed a good laugh!

CinnamonGirl 03-18-2004 03:08 PM

*points and laughs*

...my high school chemistry teacher printed out this official looking "warning" about dihydrogen monoxide, then laughed at us. She was cool. *nods*

clavus 03-18-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kutulu
Totally asinine. What else would you expect from the state that elected a orgy loving, steroid injecting, movie star to be the governor?
Dude, Jessie Ventura is not the Governor here. You are thinking of some other state.

present_future 03-18-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Dude, Jessie Ventura is not the Governor here. You are thinking of some other state.
I can't tell you how funny I found that.

Aletheia 03-18-2004 04:54 PM

Meh, CA owns. I should go to the beach this weekend.

Orgature 03-18-2004 06:52 PM

Coming from California I can tell you a few things:
As much as you might want to defend the state, I
Can tell you 90% of any public school in THIS area
would not understand that humor in that after
reading it 5 or 6 times. We're not the brightest bulbs
around here. I love Cali, And what's wrong with orgy loving?
But seriously, the education system needs a kick in the ass,
IMHO

kurty[B] 03-18-2004 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Dude, Jessie Ventura is not the Governor here. You are thinking of some other state.
Oh man, keep 'em coming, Laughed Out Loud three times already!

kutulu 03-19-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Dude, Jessie Ventura is not the Governor here. You are thinking of some other state.

I loved that

twilightfoix 03-19-2004 01:59 PM

seen something like that where a kid doing a science fair porject started a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide. only one person new what it was. at a science fair only one person new what dihydrogen monoxide was. but yeah, i wouldn't be going around and blam it on bad research. you stupid, just admit it.

gophtc 03-19-2004 05:44 PM

yea but i thought i heard making foam and other hi-tech materials especially for computers was a big drain of earth's resources including water. which i don't understand because i thought water was renewable, no matter what. But banning some of these materials almost makes sense with all the other stuff it uses up and the garbage it eventually turns into

crfpilot 03-19-2004 08:44 PM

What's funny is Aliso Viejo is a very rich sity in the OC, you'd think that with all those doctors and lawyers in the city they could find half educated researchersl.

Conclamo Ludus 03-19-2004 10:11 PM

Dihydrogen monoxide is only dangerous if its flouridated...by communists.

ktthequeen 03-20-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clavus
Laugh at California all you want. That paralegal was probably educated in Kansas, where it is illegal to teach science "'cause God put all the science you need right here" (raises Bible over head).

Ok, wait, I don't want to start some CA/KS flame war. The fact that NOBODY in the city government managed to catch the whole H2O thing makes me point an laugh too.

Hey now, don't bash on Kansas!
I know you're kidding but the only thing we couldn't be taught there was evolution. Because obviously, there's no proof that that ever happened.

sigh...I so do not miss KS.

Blackthorn 03-20-2004 07:57 AM

Hysterical! Thanks for the yucks!!!

bernadette 03-20-2004 11:28 AM

clavus, you're a hoot. no wonder your comics rock!

one man's foible does not make the entire state retarded.
there's an awfully lot of transplants living in california. i am one of them.
the school system here does seriously blow. one of the very worst in the nation.
even though i admit to not being the sharpest crayon in the box, i'm glad that i wasn't educated in CA. my crayon status might have been even less sharp.

Supple Cow 03-20-2004 03:16 PM

Oh, my beloved homeland. How you continue to wound me.

VF19 03-20-2004 04:58 PM

*raises sword above head*
O cometh ye fellow Californians!
Follow me to thy traitor and aggressor Kansas!


look, its the crusaders again

TroutKind 04-01-2004 09:27 PM

What's funny about this is that the City Manager is a distant Uncle of mine! Aliso Viejo is a newly founded city between Laguna Nigel and Mission Viejo. A simple mistake that was caught apparently. I will have to ask him about this when I see him next.

smooth 04-01-2004 10:13 PM

uh, before talking shit about our education system you might be interested in knowing that the chemical name for water is

hydrogen oxide

/educated in California--land of the hottest women, world's best climate, and brightest minds

Karby 04-01-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smooth
uh, before talking shit about our education system you might be interested in knowing that the chemical name for water is

hydrogen oxide

/educated in California--land of the hottest women, world's best climate, and brightest minds

link

hydrogen oxide=dihydrogen monoxide=water. it's all the same thing

Lebell 04-02-2004 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smooth
uh, before talking shit about our education system you might be interested in knowing that the chemical name for water is

hydrogen oxide

/educated in California--land of the hottest women, world's best climate, and brightest minds


While it is redundant, dihydrogen monoxide is still legitimate.

smooth 04-02-2004 02:02 AM

You got me!

Damnit, I googled all over the place but couldn't find a legitimate source for dihydrogen monoxide as a chemical name. All that came up were websites with that lame joke.

Chemistry synonyms be damned, I've been spending all my time with the hot women at the beach lately. I still think that qualifies me as the one of the brightest minds. :)

Lebell 04-02-2004 02:28 AM

From the standpoint of naming conventions, you generally use prefixes like "mono" and "di" when there are different chemical states/compounds that the elements can combine in (eg. vanadium trioxide (V2O3) vs. vanadium pentoxide(V2O5).

But since there is only one possible combination for an oxide of Hydrogen (H2O), it's redundant (and silly) while still being technically correct.


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