My fun and crazy weekend........ - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

merkerguitars · 05-04-2003, 07:13 PM

Ok this is a story I had to share....maybe some of you can relate...maybe it might piss some of you off and maybe some of you will agree with me...
Well on Saturday night one of my friends girlfriends had a party at her house. So me and a bunch of friends cruise up there and hang out. Thats when the shit hit the fan. This friend (the friend who's gf who had the party, i'll name him john) Well as soon as I got to the party "john" was there. This guy think he's king shit. He was wearing tattered jeans, spongebob boxers and no shirt. This guy has had a few problem with having "episodes" aka getting drunk and doing dumb shit like picking fights with trees, punching signs and knocking himself out by hitting his head off of the dash of a ford explorer. Right away he is drunk. (he's been drinking all day and fishing so he's nice and soused already) He's where he started to do bad things...first thing he does is doesn't talk to his gf during the being of the party. Then he starts talking to other guys girlfriends and tells them stories to make it look like he is the king shiznit. After that he starts picking on people for no reason like, picking on foreign exchange chick that is german and pushing her around, picking on his friend that has only one eye and ripping on him to beat hell (but he got him back later on). Then last but not least he said in front of his girlfriend "i can't trust anybody even my own girl friend" his gf is cool as hell and if you can't trust her you can trust nobody. Then she started bawling crying, got all depressed and felt like it was her fault. So then my friend is like i can't take shit shit anymore so he pops his trunk and grabs a screwdriver and funnel...he pries the gas cover open and sticks the funnel down his gas filler. And then a total of 4 people peeing about 4 times a piece over the night was fun

It was funny to while everyone was peein in the tank for no reason he kept on bashing his face again the screen door

and he ended up pissing every single person off that night (about 15 people) Well then today he was driving around and it killed on the way back to his gf's....me and my friends also have a grudge against john's dad cause he claims to have a back injury and was in the army so he makes $40k a year doing nothing but yet I have seen him move pianos and throw hail bails. So it's kinda against the whole family thing....I know doing that was a bad thing but everyone felt like he deserved it.

kingthor · 05-04-2003, 07:21 PM

i was there .. did my deed.. and killed the car.. isnt piss wonderfull..lol

arael · 05-04-2003, 07:32 PM

sounds like a total ass! flaming asshole family... damn. You did the right thing buddy :P it's justified

nefarious · 05-04-2003, 11:27 PM

it's justified, yeah .. wish i could have been there to add my own!

ass-holes suck .. specially those who think highly of themselves. .

Cynthetiq · 05-05-2003, 03:51 AM

Experience has taught me that nothing ever justifies retribution to an asshole. It just gives more fuel to the fire.

The best idea is to just avoid situations that include people like him.

SupahFreak · 05-05-2003, 06:31 AM

HAHA! That's great! Just wait til the mechanic tells him what caused the trouble...

05-05-2003, 07:35 AM

The guy sounds like an ass, but someone should have just told him point blank, youv had to much to drink, im driving you home. End of the problem right there without causing damage or creating more problems in the future.

wraithhibn · 05-05-2003, 08:46 AM

instead of sugar, piss in the gas tank. great!

Chytrak · 05-05-2003, 05:45 PM

Telling someone that drunk and who is that much of an asshole will only add fuel to the fire as well. They are looking for someone to confront them. Looking for attention, basically. It's not easy to get someone that drunk and obnoxious to stop.
Alcohol: Liquid Personality. Whatever your personality happens to be, alcohol usually excentuates it to an extreme.

And this happened in Wisconsin? Drunks? in Wisconsin? Noooo... Couldn't be!

Where in WI?

merkerguitars · 05-07-2003, 01:47 PM

It's wasn't sugar it was piss

Yeah it's pointless trying to talked to people that are drunk....they don't listen..and especially that guy.......

Reese · 05-07-2003, 01:58 PM

You pissed in my gas tank! Your dead merker!! heh j/k that guy diserved it, you should report his father for fraud. video tape him doing something he shouldnt be able to do... thats good clean revenge there

05-04-2003, 07:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	My fun and crazy weekend........ Ok this is a story I had to share....maybe some of you can relate...maybe it might piss some of you off and maybe some of you will agree with me... Well on Saturday night one of my friends girlfriends had a party at her house. So me and a bunch of friends cruise up there and hang out. Thats when the shit hit the fan. This friend (the friend who's gf who had the party, i'll name him john) Well as soon as I got to the party "john" was there. This guy think he's king shit. He was wearing tattered jeans, spongebob boxers and no shirt. This guy has had a few problem with having "episodes" aka getting drunk and doing dumb shit like picking fights with trees, punching signs and knocking himself out by hitting his head off of the dash of a ford explorer. Right away he is drunk. (he's been drinking all day and fishing so he's nice and soused already) He's where he started to do bad things...first thing he does is doesn't talk to his gf during the being of the party. Then he starts talking to other guys girlfriends and tells them stories to make it look like he is the king shiznit. After that he starts picking on people for no reason like, picking on foreign exchange chick that is german and pushing her around, picking on his friend that has only one eye and ripping on him to beat hell (but he got him back later on). Then last but not least he said in front of his girlfriend "i can't trust anybody even my own girl friend" his gf is cool as hell and if you can't trust her you can trust nobody. Then she started bawling crying, got all depressed and felt like it was her fault. So then my friend is like i can't take shit shit anymore so he pops his trunk and grabs a screwdriver and funnel...he pries the gas cover open and sticks the funnel down his gas filler. And then a total of 4 people peeing about 4 times a piece over the night was fun It was funny to while everyone was peein in the tank for no reason he kept on bashing his face again the screen door and he ended up pissing every single person off that night (about 15 people) Well then today he was driving around and it killed on the way back to his gf's....me and my friends also have a grudge against john's dad cause he claims to have a back injury and was in the army so he makes $40k a year doing nothing but yet I have seen him move pianos and throw hail bails. So it's kinda against the whole family thing....I know doing that was a bad thing but everyone felt like he deserved it. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985 Last edited by merkerguitars; 05-05-2003 at 09:18 AM..

05-04-2003, 11:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	it's justified, yeah .. wish i could have been there to add my own! ass-holes suck .. specially those who think highly of themselves. . __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-05-2003, 03:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Experience has taught me that nothing ever justifies retribution to an asshole. It just gives more fuel to the fire. The best idea is to just avoid situations that include people like him. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

05-05-2003, 08:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
wraithhibn Dopefish Location: the 'Ville	instead of sugar, piss in the gas tank. great! __________________ If you won't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

05-07-2003, 01:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	It's wasn't sugar it was piss Yeah it's pointless trying to talked to people that are drunk....they don't listen..and especially that guy....... __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

05-04-2003, 07:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
kingthor Addict Location: wisconsin	i was there .. did my deed.. and killed the car.. isnt piss wonderfull..lol

05-04-2003, 07:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
arael Banned	sounds like a total ass! flaming asshole family... damn. You did the right thing buddy :P it's justified

05-05-2003, 06:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
SupahFreak Upright Location: GA	HAHA! That's great! Just wait til the mechanic tells him what caused the trouble...

05-05-2003, 07:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
NotMinus Guest	The guy sounds like an ass, but someone should have just told him point blank, youv had to much to drink, im driving you home. End of the problem right there without causing damage or creating more problems in the future.

05-05-2003, 05:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Chytrak Crazy Location: Madison, WI	Telling someone that drunk and who is that much of an asshole will only add fuel to the fire as well. They are looking for someone to confront them. Looking for attention, basically. It's not easy to get someone that drunk and obnoxious to stop. Alcohol: Liquid Personality. Whatever your personality happens to be, alcohol usually excentuates it to an extreme. And this happened in Wisconsin? Drunks? in Wisconsin? Noooo... Couldn't be! Where in WI?

05-07-2003, 01:58 PM	#11 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	You pissed in my gas tank! Your dead merker!! heh j/k that guy diserved it, you should report his father for fraud. video tape him doing something he shouldnt be able to do... thats good clean revenge there __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry