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Old 03-06-2004, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Tilrettelagt av Carin Pettersson 09.02.04 10:48, ny 09.02.04 17:45

When the 91-year-old woman died in her home in Finland, her 32 cats had to fend for themselves, so they started to eat their dead owner.

It was a horrid site that awaited the police in Salo, Finland, reports the radio channel P4.

When the police found her, she had been dead for a month, and as her cats had to fend for themselves, they had started to eat the dead woman.
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Crazy shit... It's been all over Finnish discussion boards...
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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not nearly as nasty as the guy who died from a black widow bite and get eaten by his pet spiders.
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's freaky.. I've heard of it happening before though.

It's not like you can fault the cats though.. it makes sense... it's just sick to think about.
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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damn, i guess it makes sense, the cats gotta eat, and then nature took over, shame, those cats will never be the same.
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Old 03-06-2004, 05:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yup, cats gotta eat too.
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Old 03-06-2004, 06:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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damn, i guess it makes sense, the cats gotta eat, and then nature took over, shame, those cats will never be the same.
Actually that is quite true, seeing as the cats were all put down.
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Old 03-06-2004, 07:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Actually that is quite true, seeing as the cats were all put down.
Why were they put down?? That doesn't make any sense; if the old woman wasn't affected by something to the level of anthrax, then there's no real reason to kill 32 cats.

Oh, and that's one sick story.
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Old 03-06-2004, 08:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2004, 08:13 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.
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Old 03-06-2004, 09:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah, that's best for the poor things.....sad to hear that something like that happened....
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Old 03-06-2004, 10:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's grisley. Figures. Damn, cats are evil.
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Old 03-06-2004, 11:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.
Sucks, don't it? Happens like every damn day in my neighborhood.
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Old 03-06-2004, 11:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
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Old 03-06-2004, 11:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sucks, don't it? Happens like every damn day in my neighborhood.

I read that like 3 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
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Old 03-06-2004, 11:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
Only if you die!
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Old 03-07-2004, 04:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Well, it's the law in that country (where I am from originally, co-incidentally)... If an animal eats a human, it is put down.
Heaven forbid the cats keep from starving. *rolls eyes* That is sick nonetheless though, and I know I'd hate to have a cat that I knew had eaten a 91-year-old lady before.
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Old 03-07-2004, 05:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2004, 06:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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not nearly as nasty as the guy who died from a black widow bite and get eaten by his pet spiders.
Ick, I never heard of that, you don't happen to have a link to a news story do you?
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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my cat bites me like a motherfucker...should I be worried?
What do you do to make the cat bite you?
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Old 03-07-2004, 07:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Poor Cats...
Probably better for them that they were put to rest.
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:26 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What do you do to make the cat bite you?
I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
She wants to play/get attention/wants food/hates you/ect...

A bite can me a lot of different things.
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:22 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2004, 12:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Poor Cats...
Probably better for them that they were put to rest.
Can I ask why you think that? I don't think cats really care what they eat...
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Old 03-08-2004, 06:26 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2004, 06:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Are there laws regarding the number of pets that one person can keep in Finland? There are in the U.S...

This is probably one of the reasons why.
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Old 03-08-2004, 07:15 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Are there laws regarding the number of pets that one person can keep in Finland? There are in the U.S...
REALLY?????
So, how many cats is a woman allowed to have in the States?
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Old 03-08-2004, 07:49 AM   #30 (permalink)
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We had a pig eat a guy here some years ago. I remember that when ever I go past his place.
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Old 03-08-2004, 08:35 AM   #31 (permalink)
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It's a horrific story, reminds me of one of my own "horrible-pet-stories" (which are, btw, quite numerous!)

We used to have three female-cats, and since they apparantly refused to take the 'birth-control-pill' we hid in their food, they occasionally got pregnant...

Now, we already had three cats, so a bunch of new kittens were too much to handle, so... we couldn't keep them, so... okay, we killed them allright! (I realise, that this on its own is already a horrible story, but this one continues even further!)

Anyway, the mothercat --(without kittens, because we killed those...) off course was feeling all confused, mixed up with all sorts of hormones and i don't know what else...

One day, not too long after she had given birth, we saw her in the garden eating something, of which we thought it was a mouse or something alike... off course, it turned out those weren't mice at all, she was actually eating the dead bodies of her own kittens, we had buried them in the back of our garden...

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Old 03-08-2004, 08:45 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Omg... She had to know too that THEY were her own kittens.
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:04 AM   #33 (permalink)
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The amount varies per city in the States I do beleave.

We had a pig eat a guy here some years ago. I remember that when ever I go past his place.

Pigs WILL eat anything. Anyone who has seen the movie Sntach should know this My father and grandfather are pig farmers and I used to help out on the farm when I could, if even a pig dies and you don't get it out of the field/pen ASAP, you won't find it. Doesn't matter if there is a full thing of feed right next to the corpse. Pigs eat anything and everything, often including bones.
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:32 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Crazy shit... It's been all over Finnish discussion boards...
What did they expect to happen? Did they expect the cats to starve?

(edit) The woman should have arranged to be looked in on more often. Would have saved her cats!

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Old 03-08-2004, 09:40 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Omg... She had to know too that THEY were her own kittens.
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They most certainly are!

This horrorscene always reminded me of the Roman emperor Caligula, of whom it is said that he has eaten the foetus of his own child that was in the womb of his own sister... (Strange guys those romans!)
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:00 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
yer cat has the hots for ya it seems, thats her way of flirting
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Old 03-09-2004, 02:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I don't do anything different than all my other cats. She just comes up and bites, no scratching and she's not pissed off or anything. any ideas?
Put her down.
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Old 03-10-2004, 03:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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That sucks, I would love to have one of those cats, that way, when people came over to visit, I could say:

"Don't get to close to that cat, he ate some old lady last year..."

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Old 03-10-2004, 06:17 PM   #39 (permalink)
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That sucks, I would love to have one of those cats, that way, when people came over to visit, I could say:

"Don't get to close to that cat, he ate some old lady last year..."


Poor cats shouldn't have fallen victim to euthanasia just for doing what was necessary. I say they ate her because they loved her sooo much... Just think, each one took a little piece with them.

Now the big question for those who believe in reincarnation - can the old woman come back as a cat or the cats as a woman? That's something to ponder...
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That's the greatest...made my day
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