03-06-2004, 03:58 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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Cats ate woman
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Crazy shit... It's been all over Finnish discussion boards... |
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03-06-2004, 07:44 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
/nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/
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03-06-2004, 07:53 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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Oh, and that's one sick story.
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03-06-2004, 09:50 PM | #12 (permalink) |
bAck iN aCtiOn!
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yeah, that's best for the poor things.....sad to hear that something like that happened....
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03-06-2004, 10:41 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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Location: Oreegawn
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ewwwwwwww
That's grisley. Figures. Damn, cats are evil.
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03-06-2004, 11:31 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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03-07-2004, 04:48 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle |
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03-07-2004, 06:06 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
An embarrassment to myself and those around me...
Location: Pants
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03-07-2004, 09:26 PM | #23 (permalink) | |
it's jam
Location: Lowerainland BC
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nice line eh? |
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03-07-2004, 10:03 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe.
Location: UCSB
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A bite can me a lot of different things.
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03-08-2004, 12:27 AM | #26 (permalink) | |
Fluxing wildly...
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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03-08-2004, 06:44 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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Location: St. Louis, MO
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Are there laws regarding the number of pets that one person can keep in Finland? There are in the U.S...
This is probably one of the reasons why.
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03-08-2004, 08:35 AM | #31 (permalink) |
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It's a horrific story, reminds me of one of my own "horrible-pet-stories" (which are, btw, quite numerous!)
We used to have three female-cats, and since they apparantly refused to take the 'birth-control-pill' we hid in their food, they occasionally got pregnant... Now, we already had three cats, so a bunch of new kittens were too much to handle, so... we couldn't keep them, so... okay, we killed them allright! (I realise, that this on its own is already a horrible story, but this one continues even further!) Anyway, the mothercat --(without kittens, because we killed those...) off course was feeling all confused, mixed up with all sorts of hormones and i don't know what else... One day, not too long after she had given birth, we saw her in the garden eating something, of which we thought it was a mouse or something alike... off course, it turned out those weren't mice at all, she was actually eating the dead bodies of her own kittens, we had buried them in the back of our garden... |
03-08-2004, 09:04 AM | #33 (permalink) | |
An embarrassment to myself and those around me...
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Pigs WILL eat anything. Anyone who has seen the movie Sntach should know this My father and grandfather are pig farmers and I used to help out on the farm when I could, if even a pig dies and you don't get it out of the field/pen ASAP, you won't find it. Doesn't matter if there is a full thing of feed right next to the corpse. Pigs eat anything and everything, often including bones.
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03-08-2004, 09:32 AM | #34 (permalink) | |
Banned
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Re: Cats ate woman
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(edit) The woman should have arranged to be looked in on more often. Would have saved her cats! Last edited by denim; 03-08-2004 at 09:36 AM.. |
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03-08-2004, 09:40 AM | #35 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: belgium
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This horrorscene always reminded me of the Roman emperor Caligula, of whom it is said that he has eaten the foetus of his own child that was in the womb of his own sister... (Strange guys those romans!) |
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03-08-2004, 10:00 AM | #36 (permalink) | |
Crazy
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03-10-2004, 03:57 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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That sucks, I would love to have one of those cats, that way, when people came over to visit, I could say:
"Don't get to close to that cat, he ate some old lady last year..."
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03-10-2004, 06:17 PM | #39 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: ...We have a problem.
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Poor cats shouldn't have fallen victim to euthanasia just for doing what was necessary. I say they ate her because they loved her sooo much... Just think, each one took a little piece with them. Now the big question for those who believe in reincarnation - can the old woman come back as a cat or the cats as a woman? That's something to ponder...
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