03-05-2004, 02:33 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
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I'll have croutons, bacon, and... thumb.
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My question: How do you accidentally slice off a piece of your thumb and not notice? I've actually cut some of my fingernail off when I worked at a restaurant a couple years back, and I bled like crazy. So, anyone want some salad? Last edited by Evil Milkman; 03-05-2004 at 02:41 PM.. |
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03-05-2004, 02:40 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Something like that..
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Ya that is pretty gross, and yea they should have thrown all of the salad away, but at a place like that, its all about the bottom dollar, and when shit like that happens, they cut corners to save money.. Oh well.
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03-05-2004, 03:14 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
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03-05-2004, 06:11 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Well, I always love a bit of protein in my salads.
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03-05-2004, 06:16 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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I once found a small rock in a Burger King Salad. Luckily , i was removing the cauliflower when i spotted it and didn't bite down on it. They gave me a new salad and refunded my money. Don't know if it was put there intentionally or not, could have just been in with the lettuce.
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03-05-2004, 06:17 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I sliced my thumb about 2/3 of the way through while chopping cucumbers for salads at an old job once. I threw away all of the cucumbers, my boss was so pissed that I wasted $6 worth of produce instead of serving everyone bloody salads. What a cock.
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03-05-2004, 06:20 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
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03-05-2004, 06:28 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Dude...sick. I am so glad that I don't eat salads. I did bite down on a screw that was in a popcorn bag once though, so I can relate to the lady, sorta; thumbs and metal aren't exactly the same.
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03-05-2004, 10:20 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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More things in foods!
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Hmm..interesting conspiracy...
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03-05-2004, 11:40 PM | #13 (permalink) | |
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03-06-2004, 02:35 PM | #16 (permalink) |
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This reminds of a small fast food joint that got shut down because the male workers there had all taken a wank and squirted sperm into a salad. The said salad was of course served to customers, to the great amusement of said gentlemen. (Un?)fortunately this all came to light when the customers developed STDs in their mouth/throat areas. Someone set the joint on fire some time after it was shut down. True story.
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03-06-2004, 03:21 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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03-06-2004, 11:01 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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Funny, at the restaurant I work at, they make us chop off our thumbs before they even hire us to prevent this incident from happening.
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