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SeXuaLSoYBeaN · 05-05-2003, 04:56 PM

I don't have a job yet so I can't answer this

Jesus Pimp · 05-05-2003, 05:06 PM

I used to work at Boston Market and Au Bon Pain in high school. They were most humilating jobs ever. The worst though has to be working in a fan factory moving greasey pipes from one assembly line to another.

loganmule · 05-05-2003, 08:24 PM

doing summer work on the kill floor at a meat packing plant...hogs went from squealing to pieces in the fifteen minutes it took to go from one end of the assembly line to the other (they were hanging upside down on hooks anchored behind leg tendons)

Bill O'Rights · 05-06-2003, 11:26 AM

You'd think that working at McDonald's would have been my worst job ever...but thinking back on it, some 23 years later, it was probably the best job/time I've ever had. I was young and dumb, living at home (read no expenses, save my car), and lotsa cute young teenage co-workers willing to fuck my brains out. Oh, to be 17 again.

Liquor Dealer · 05-06-2003, 11:56 AM

I worked in law enforcement for quite a time when I was younger - worked for a crooked sheriff - the most despicable thing on earth is a crooked cop - One night I picked up a bunch of drugs - still in the evidence bag with my initials on the seal from the night before. Ever quit a job at 3 in the morning - standing on the district judges front porch?

Reese · 05-06-2003, 12:10 PM

The HARDEST job I had was working as an off bearing for a sawmill. I was stacking and banding everything that came off the rollers. Its not the worst because of the good pay, good hours and good workers and boss. Its also a plus that we didnt work when it rained, snowed, too cold, too hot, too muddy or if something broke down. However I haven't had a job that I really really hated...

YELLOW450 · 05-06-2003, 12:30 PM

Worst i've ever done was a welder, didn't matter the weather, hot or cold you were out in it. Short lunch breaks and hardly any time off. Damn, that job blowed.

SaltPork · 05-07-2003, 06:49 AM

Landscaping...what a shitty job. On the outside it looks good, you get to be outside all day and get a great tan. The reality is, you get chewed by mosquitos, you get absolutely filthy, you get burned-sometimes badly-by bark mulch, and you end up with sun poisoning and heat stroke. It sucks.

Charlatan · 05-07-2003, 07:17 AM

One of my best jobs ever was in landscaping... I had to take care of the grounds around a building for the whole summer... It totally rocked.

The only other job that was better (other than the one I have now) was as a bike courier.

Tirian · 05-07-2003, 09:42 AM

I got hired to to a parts inventory on computer for an automechanics shop for a summer job. Problem was they never bought a computer, so I spent the summer as shop boy. Really not too bad of a job, but once the boss (mostly a nice guy) flew right off the handle when I put a car up on the hoist for him to work on the brakes, and left the park brake on.

He was having the damdest time pulling on the brake drum before he figured out what I had done.

(How was I supposed to know, I was hired to do computer work)

The WORST JOB EVER for me was a 3 day temp job that I accepted from the hire-a-student office. Basically it was climbing right up inside the grease chimneys above grills in fast food places, and blasting off years of dried/old/rancid/brown grease with a high pressure hot water hose.

It really really sucked, but I needed the $$ badly, so I spend 3 days doing this at min wage, and the cheque bounces, and I never did recover any $$ from that jerk.

sierra2774 · 05-07-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by marcopolo
As a teen I worked at Mc Donald's ... it TRULY sucked .

Me too!

I worked at McDonald's for about 4 years thoughout my teen years. I had more fun with all the people I met working there. But the job did suck!

I worked the drive thru all the time! People would get pissy all the time....I would never go back there.

Ahhh...the memories.

snowace56 · 05-07-2003, 10:32 AM

my job is no mcdonalds but its pretty bad. i work at vons as a bagboy. theres nothing like getting paid less than minimum wage (union dues) and having to kiss major ass to the ppl you hate the most, because the only reason they are there is to degrade you and show they are better, because they are too good to work and their parents by them every god damn thing!!! and plus having to get 100's of shopping karts in 100 degree weather would piss anyone off. i really need to quit.

Cynthetiq · 05-09-2003, 12:20 PM

Worst Job Magazine

wow.. there's plenty of them here.. that suck more than anything I've ever seen.

GuttersnipeXL · 05-09-2003, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by G_Whiz
No one's going to believe this, but clerk in a Porno Store was my worst job.

This was back before VHS was popular. I think I saw every film (8mm) that they had through a reel-to-reel editor. Plus, I had to clean up the video booths a couple times a day.

Holy Crap G_Whiz!!!! You were a jizz mopper!!!! I didn't think that job actually existed. You definently win for worse job ever!

I mucked horse stalls on a farm for my first job. I was 13...only got paid $10 a day...on weekends I'd be there for 11, 12 hours...whatever it took to get the job done. My boss got away with giving me this pittance, because its farm, agricultural work. They can give you a nickel if they want. The worst thing about it was, my father thought it was a good learning experience for me. He wouldn't let me quite! he demanded that.... "In life, a man has certain responsibilities...." Responsibilities, my ass. Now I see where he was coming from, but then, that old bag of a boss was lucky I didn't set her farm on fire! Memories, sweet memories I guess.

05-05-2003, 05:06 PM	#42 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	I used to work at Boston Market and Au Bon Pain in high school. They were most humilating jobs ever. The worst though has to be working in a fan factory moving greasey pipes from one assembly line to another. __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

05-06-2003, 11:26 AM	#44 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	You'd think that working at McDonald's would have been my worst job ever...but thinking back on it, some 23 years later, it was probably the best job/time I've ever had. I was young and dumb, living at home (read no expenses, save my car), and lotsa cute young teenage co-workers willing to fuck my brains out. Oh, to be 17 again. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

05-06-2003, 11:56 AM	#45 (permalink)
Liquor Dealer Super Agitator Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A	I worked in law enforcement for quite a time when I was younger - worked for a crooked sheriff - the most despicable thing on earth is a crooked cop - One night I picked up a bunch of drugs - still in the evidence bag with my initials on the seal from the night before. Ever quit a job at 3 in the morning - standing on the district judges front porch? __________________ Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

05-06-2003, 12:10 PM	#46 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	The HARDEST job I had was working as an off bearing for a sawmill. I was stacking and banding everything that came off the rollers. Its not the worst because of the good pay, good hours and good workers and boss. Its also a plus that we didnt work when it rained, snowed, too cold, too hot, too muddy or if something broke down. However I haven't had a job that I really really hated... __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

05-07-2003, 06:49 AM	#48 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Landscaping...what a shitty job. On the outside it looks good, you get to be outside all day and get a great tan. The reality is, you get chewed by mosquitos, you get absolutely filthy, you get burned-sometimes badly-by bark mulch, and you end up with sun poisoning and heat stroke. It sucks. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

05-05-2003, 04:56 PM	#41 (permalink)
SeXuaLSoYBeaN Loser Location: Florida	I don't have a job yet so I can't answer this

05-05-2003, 08:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	doing summer work on the kill floor at a meat packing plant...hogs went from squealing to pieces in the fifteen minutes it took to go from one end of the assembly line to the other (they were hanging upside down on hooks anchored behind leg tendons)

05-06-2003, 12:30 PM	#47 (permalink)
YELLOW450 Tilted	Worst i've ever done was a welder, didn't matter the weather, hot or cold you were out in it. Short lunch breaks and hardly any time off. Damn, that job blowed.

05-07-2003, 07:17 AM	#49 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	One of my best jobs ever was in landscaping... I had to take care of the grounds around a building for the whole summer... It totally rocked. The only other job that was better (other than the one I have now) was as a bike courier. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-07-2003, 09:42 AM	#50 (permalink)
Tirian Addict Location: Canada	I got hired to to a parts inventory on computer for an automechanics shop for a summer job. Problem was they never bought a computer, so I spent the summer as shop boy. Really not too bad of a job, but once the boss (mostly a nice guy) flew right off the handle when I put a car up on the hoist for him to work on the brakes, and left the park brake on. He was having the damdest time pulling on the brake drum before he figured out what I had done. (How was I supposed to know, I was hired to do computer work) The WORST JOB EVER for me was a 3 day temp job that I accepted from the hire-a-student office. Basically it was climbing right up inside the grease chimneys above grills in fast food places, and blasting off years of dried/old/rancid/brown grease with a high pressure hot water hose. It really really sucked, but I needed the $$ badly, so I spend 3 days doing this at min wage, and the cheque bounces, and I never did recover any $$ from that jerk.

05-07-2003, 10:32 AM	#52 (permalink)
snowace56 Loser Location: Bakersfield...The rest stop town	my job is no mcdonalds but its pretty bad. i work at vons as a bagboy. theres nothing like getting paid less than minimum wage (union dues) and having to kiss major ass to the ppl you hate the most, because the only reason they are there is to degrade you and show they are better, because they are too good to work and their parents by them every god damn thing!!! and plus having to get 100's of shopping karts in 100 degree weather would piss anyone off. i really need to quit.

05-09-2003, 12:20 PM	#53 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Worst Job Magazine wow.. there's plenty of them here.. that suck more than anything I've ever seen. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!