Help with Hockey Team Name..
 

I was hoping to utilize the creative energies of the great people of this board to help me come up with a name for my recreational hockey team. The names suggested by team members so far are just not clicking and I was hoping someone would be able to come up with a unique, fun name. So far we have come up with

Pucking Iceholes (I'd prefer to keep it clean-ish)
FOG (Fat Old guys)
Creeping Death
Bitch-Slapped-Shot
Rinky-Dinks

None of them really capture what we are looking for (of course we don't really know what we are looking for).

We are a beginner/intermediate team that is likely to get stomped on in more games than not...

Any ideas?

Thanks a bunch!

The Bators...


Think McMaster Univeristy ;)

My favorite hockey team name has always been the 5 Holes, with the team motto being "Stick it in your 5 hole!"

but thats just me :)

the best name around... Team Underpants

The Udainators, that's badass, right?

I think you should call it Bob.

Mighty Pucks?
Being from Australia, I dunno too much about hockey, but I sure like that Emilio Estevez.
We are the champions! We are the champions! No time for losers coz we are the Champions!

Bent Sticks?
Ice Whales?
Rubber Biscuits?
Farking Iceholes? (from Johnny Dangerously)
Master Skaters?
Shaolin Power Play?
Puck Fu?
Gay Blades?
One Timers?
Men Without Hat Tricks?
Empty Netters?
Our Goalie Sucks?
One Handed Typists?
Scotch Rocks? (Ice theme here)
Stinks on Ice?
Puddle Jumpers?

AFWAM (Alcohol Fueled Whoop Ass Machine)

Icy Hot Stunnaz

Ice Cold (inspired by Andre 3000 of Outkast)

I like FOG, that's good.

Puck Buckers
Puck Fuckers
Puck Huckers
Puck (Whatever Letter)uckers

Average Hockey Team

Slow Children Playing

:D

Team Awesome-ness

Kulrblind...do you play Ultimate...I play on a team that has a fun rivalry with an Ultimate team in Vancouver called Slow Children Playing?

Cool!! Thanks for all the ideas everyone...there are quite a few I really like...

Hockey Tonkers

Howzabout "Free Beer". Get your stands filled for one game anyhow.