Engineering geek names son version 2.0 (funny)
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html

/edit - removed the baby picture

Made me laugh. :cool:

cute kid. But that is really nerdy. wow.

I think he's going to have a tough time through grade school

"I wrote in the birth announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," Jon Cusack said.

That's like advertising for AOL. It comes with new upgrades and software too. I bet this kid gets his ass beat at least 10 times by High school.

few, i thought his name was just going to be Version 2.0 for a minute :eek:

hmm it's not that bad, but it's fairly unimagitive and also a tad narcistic to name your son the same as you? (that goes for jr etc as well) Just my opinion though :D

Lol, thats great. Very entertaining story, but I do think the poor kid will get some serious teasing over it.

Poor kid, you know he's going to change his name.

hmmm now why didn't I think of that

what a nerd


no not geek that anit worthy of geek

Good god, why, fucking why? Why is it that people are naming their offspring truly horrendous names? Do they not wish them to fit in?

poor kid
atleast he's not gonna have as hard a time as the woman who wanted to call her kid osama bin laden :D

That was cruel and inconsiderate. Mr.Cusack has given to his son a lifetime of bureaucratic problems ("I'm sorry, sir, but we cannot deposit your check.. there is no account under that name, and I cannot enter numbers in the name field"), and schooltime ridicule.

I mean, its great to be original and all, but this is just silly...

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneerd.

I'd kick my dads ass and take his lunch money if he did that to me.

Does that mean he'll be upgaded as he grows up? :D

2.0 will be obsolete as soon as 3.0 comes out.

WOW! I feel sorry for that kid, children can be really mean and they'er sure to get on that one. Some parents can't see the big picture.

lol.
yeah, thats pretty tough.
i'd be upset if my folks called me v3.0... but maybe prep school would have been more interesting.

hahaha good stuff

yes pretty nerdy, but to each his own

They have Jr. and Sr. and the 3rd, and 4th.. Jon blake 2.0 is the logical next step in naming children. It's not like he's going to use it everywhere.

Am I missing something? Couldn't he have been something like Aaron? Or Mike? Or is there some law about child nameing that I didn't know about?

I suspect he'll be hearing people call him "Number 2" quite a bit with their pinkies in their mouths...

if only he was 1.0


you have the brige number 1

Poor kid. I'm all for geekdom but... That's something I might name my pet but not a person who's going to have to live with it their whole life.

That kid is going to get his assed kicked when he gets to high school

& they say the names in the urban ghettos are getting out of hand?
 

Linkee

Weeeelllll, if he's Number 2, they can call him "shit" or "Avis"... or "Try Harder".

you have GOT to be kidding me! That is just plain...NERDY! LMFAO. Is it even possible to give someone a "2.0" suffix? I didn't know that. I'd kill my dad if he did that to me. Fuck that, I'd kill my MOTHER for letting him do it. haha i can't believe it.

Next headline:

Version 2.0 recalled

Jon Blake Cusack, and wife Jamie, were jailed today for endangering the welfare of their baby. Investigators found high levels of nicotene in the baby Jon's body.

Mr. and Mrs. Cusack said they felt compelled to give their child a 'patch', and subsequent patches on an almost weekly basis.

"It was like the patches just went on automatically - we didn't even realize that we had installed them on our baby", remarked the father.

Custody of the child has been awarded to Microsoft, who bought the Cusacks out in an effort to reduce competition.

LOL that's awesome seizei :)