Sperm Whale explodes (funny and shocking) (NSFW)
 

This story is great. (Especially the last two paragraphs.
Heres the link to the article.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/



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I saw the first picture on another site earlier and was wondering what the story was behind it, Thank you for clearing it up :)

thx for posting - nice pics

That would have sucked to be in the line of fire....

That's just.....disturbing. And is it just me, or does the way they're transporting that whale look VERY strange? I mean they have it roped to a truck as if it were a matress tied to a roof (yeah, I'm Southern).

ok...ewww. Why didn't they take a picture where you could see the five foot penis?

Cool, haha.

Wow, thats.... Interesting. It woulda sucked to have been hit with that though...

Wow...that would be creepy to be going down the street and see a huge cocked whale just strapped on to a truck. Id be scared to be behind it on the highway. Wonder how loud that explosion was...

That's horribly disgusting, can happen to humans too...

This thread should have NSFW attached to it, it may not be porn but it still contains potentially disturbing images.

It's 59 feet long? and a 5 foot penis? That's really not so long...

6feet tall = 72 inches. divide by 10 = 7.2 inches.

59 feet long divide by 10 = 5.9 feet.

It's about proportional to us, but still noone marvels at its whole body's size =/

BUT, being dead, its shlong is probably phlacid. that would be like having a 7.2 inch softie.

What? *looks down pants* you mean that isn't normal?
:p

oh... you said inches, not centimeters... :(

But really, we had a whale beach itsself around here too a couple of years back, first thing the authorities did was punch a hole in it so the gas could get out. I'd say if you're goanna transport it you would at least look into what happens to animals after they die...

Aahahaha, take that hippies.

whale penises have bones in them, IIRC. It's not the proportions that fascinate, it's the size of the member itself.

I can only imagine the smell (and I hope my suspiscions are never confirmed); what an awful mess to have to clean up.

I pity whoever owns that scooter :P

this reminds me of back in the day when a dead whale was beached on the southern Oregon coast and the coast guard blew it up with dynamite. it was pretty freaking funny.

it was hilarious, here's the link to the video (quicktime required and prolly NSFW, as well)

exploding whale in oregon

enjoy :hmm:

you can thank oregon engineers on that one. Thinking they could blow it up and get away with it.

Haha, That was pretty cool to see on a screen however in person that would fucking suck, Hey kids, look at that whale driving away into the sunset, then it explodes haha.

And since when did whales have dicks? Learn something new everyday I guess.

Watching the oregon video right now lets hope its pretty cool.

I'm going to save this quote for my obituary.

cait987 - how else do you think they have sex?

one of the funniest news stories of the month, thats for sure.

FUCK...


MY SCOOTER.

picture the look on the spectators faces when that exploded

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.


hahaha

you beat me to it King.

Ya Know? I bet they had a WHALE of a good time!

/me hides.

you sound like air45 :lol:

its swollen bone-member did become so engorged with the pleasurable arousal that its massive sex explosion did cause it to erupt! this is top-drawer!

you know that hippies couldn't organize a transport like that.

I only have one thing to say:

PWND!!

xD

Yeah, that would have been interesting to see.:lol:

I can't imagine just walking down the street minding my own business and suddenly a huge whale explodes and showers its blood and entrail all over me. I probably would have puked on the spot...

I''m sure whoever forgot to vent the body cavity will cachalot of flak. ;)

Would have been an excuse to get out of work. Because seriously, how can the boss argue with a person covered in whale guts?:lol:

EWWW

I wasn't sure what to think from the thread title..

i didn't expect it to be so bluntly litteral though..

wow.

it's like a scene from hitch hickers guide to the galexy

*looks for a broken flower pot*

ps
(yes i know wrong type of whale.. but still)

:lol:

actually i thought it was a sperm whale in the Guide... i'll have to flip through it tonite.

Something similar happened in Oregon a while back (in the 70's, I think). Here's a link:

http://www.perp.com/whale/video.html

/me is very glad that she wasn't showered in whale guts :lol:

it was off to get disected anyway...nature was just trying to help out....the scooter in the picture looks oddly clean doesn't it?

Wow, luckily i wasnt planning on transporting whales anywhere anytime soon

ha ha! Thats great!