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Old 01-27-2004, 07:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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LONDON (AFP) - David Palmer, a former member of the British seventies rock band Jethro Tull, has had a sex-change operation and is now recording music as a woman called "Dee", the former keyboard player said.

Palmer, a 66-year-old former soldier in the Royal Horse Guards, has swapped his trademark beard for long blonde hair and make-up after feeling urges to be a woman since the age of three.

"I want to be judged on my musical ability alone, and nothing else," Palmer told the Daily Mirror newspaper.

"It's not just wimps who want to do this. To be a girl, it goes a lot deeper than that," she said.

Ian Anderson, the band's lead singer, released a statement, saying he hoped fans would accept Dee as a woman.

"Like many other people who have known David for three decades as a bearded, pipe-smoking man's man, I found it difficult to understand at first," Anderson said.

"But I fully support his decision to undertake a new life as a woman," he said.

"The moment when the new Palmer identity was revealed to me was when the then, still David, phoned me to say 'Ian, there's something I need to get off my increasingly ample chest'," his statement added.

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Old 01-27-2004, 07:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"The moment when the new Palmer identity was revealed to me was when the then, still David, phoned me to say 'Ian, there's something I need to get off my increasingly ample chest'," his statement added.
LOL!
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Old 01-27-2004, 07:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That song was stuck in my head yesterday.

Anyhow, I had no idea you could get a sex change at that age. To me, that's just weird.
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Old 01-27-2004, 07:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Actually, that would explain some of the women I see out and about nowadays......

But hey, if it floats their boat, I say swim the moat! Just don't expect me to hop on in after ya'!!!!
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I won't be surprised if this is yet another one of those fake articles about musical celebrities.
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wow, 63 long years of being trapped in a man's body. You'd think that he'd get used to it.
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Old 01-27-2004, 09:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The last bit about getting something off the chest - Hilarious!
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Old 01-28-2004, 02:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, dodgy at best Deflok... I just couldn't resist using that title.
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Old 01-28-2004, 05:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Well good for him....er...her!
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Old 01-28-2004, 05:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol the last line is hilarious
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:12 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Now that's something you wouldn't expect to hear...
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Old 01-28-2004, 09:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That song makes so much more sense now.

Hilarious!!!
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Old 01-28-2004, 12:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Whacked!! HAHA.

At 66, I guess he wanted to know what it would be like to have a shriveled up cunt, instead of a shriveled up penis>?
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Old 01-28-2004, 01:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That's a hoot.
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