mbchills

We all knew it was going to happen someday. We tried to push it out of our mind, as if everything was really OK, as if we could keep it from happening just by refusing to even consider the possibility. Some of us prayed. Others tried to down our fears in alcohol, or numb them with pills. But today, the inevitable happened: Ben and J-Lo have broken up. There will be a memorial service for their relationship at 7 p.m. tomorrow at the Cathedral of St. John the Divine in Manhattan. God bless you, and God bless America.

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rawr.

AfterBurn

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My life can't go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Strange Famous

man, I thought they broke up ages ago?

I heard J Lo is a horrible bitch but when I've seen her on TV she always looked really nice, I always thought that Ben Affleck was a little camp though?

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LittleOralAnnie

Knew it was only a matter of time. She always did seem a little too high class for him anyways!

Strange Famous

I'm thinking of starting a rumour that they broke up cos she got off with Jadakiss when they were shooting the "Jenny from the Block" video.

Do you think anyone would believe that?

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hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
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The Gospel of Thomas

European Son

Why God? Why?

Prince

Celebrities....the least interesting bunch on Earth.

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The_Dude

lasted longer than i thought

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sailor

Yeah. Who cares? Its not like it would have lasted anyways...

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denim

Wow, that was nasty!

Bamrak

Who? :/

mbchills

does anyone even know why they broke up?

maybe jlo was too obsessed with her precious ass and ben didnt feel he got enough attention.. who knows

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rawr.

guthmund

I just hope they'll both be able to pull through. They are both so talented and it would be a shame if they were to give up show business because of their broken heart.

I think it's obvious why they broke up....they kept trying to "out pretty" each other. In every relationship there is always one "pretty one." The problem with Bennifer is they were both way too pretty to be with each other, sparking a contest of shallowness the likes of which may never be seen again.

God speed J. Lo and Ben Affleck. May you both be blessed with ugly significant others so that you can feel better about yourself in the future.

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Arbiestsheft04

Generic amusing expression of boredom and disdain.

feelgood

They were back together?

Holy Celebrity Batman!

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smarm

Poor Bennifer. You'd think you coulda counted on that lasting. When will we learn!

fik

I think J Lo would be better off with a non-celebrity guy. She'd be much happier. Oh, also she has a nice plump ass.

Also Ben is a retard and all his movies suck.

Flesh

who cares about these no-talent hacks

WarWagon

I don't see what the big deal is. My ass is bigger than hers.

Well, at least its hairier.

Holo

no big loss...he shoulda bailed after he hit it once anyway. You don't stay with something like that.

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h2ogo69

no more Bennifer??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y GOD Y....Y HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME?

wilbjammin

Ah, but does it have that dual-torpedo shape???

I think not, captain!


Eh, they're both over-rated... I couldn't be more indifferent to them being together or apart.

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KellyC

Jesus Christ! I thought its gonna be about someone dying or a little kid with cancer or someshit like that....

*Sarcasm*

This is jut plain AWFUL! WTF am I gonna watch and I flip to E! ?

*Sarcasm off*

waste of bandwidth on this...it is....

I hope they die, those no talents fucks....

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