KUGR

Holy crap I had no idea! I remember seeing some waitress on CSI do this to a guy and kill him accidentally.


My revenge? I would put a note in the bottom of your lunch bag that says "I got sick of you stealing my lunch, so I rubbed my genitals all over everything in this bag."

yellowgowild

I like the blue dye idea.....

hu-man

Yes, the blue mouth is good, then after lunch you put up signs everywhere, saying "THE PERSON WITH A BLUE MOUTH HAS BEEN STEALING LUNCHES"

sprocket

Mess with another mans meal and youve got that comin to ya.. he/she would get what they deserve Karma and Darwinism at its finest, working to make the world a better place.

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iamnormal

You people are makeing me sick. I feel like takeing syrup of ipecac and pukeing.

denim

Ah yes, a good idea.

Cujo

PERFECT! Thats what I would do.

yournamehere

Great idea.
I was thinking along the same line:
Put a note at the bottom of the bag. Tape a penny on the note. Write underneath it: "This is an ass-penny. Do you know what that is? It's like ass-ham, only you didn't just eat it."

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Fearless_Hyena

ohhh man!!! there's some GREAT ideas here, but that one made me laugh the hardest!! AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

mokle

laxative.

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meembo

I'm getting great laughs from this, but there's an obvious consequence. Someone without a conscience might not hesitate to seek revenge on his own and do something really fucked up.

I had a coworker once (I was his supervisor) who really seemed to like me, even look up to me, but when I disagreed with him once in favor of another employee, it became his mission in life to get me fired and fuck up my car and threaten my family. Really. If you have never heard someone threaten your family before, believe me, the thought stays with you. I would have liked to pull his spine out of his throat, but instead I got him both fired and arrested just before I took a vacation for a couple of weeks. (The dumb shit put his threats in writing at work for others to see.) When I got back, he was still in jail, for taking it out on his wife. I never heard from him again.

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CS733t

I dont think anyone has mentioned this before...but you can put some anbesol on the rim of a can of soda...it works wonders, and it'll numb their mouth/tongue...the best part is, most people dont realize what happened. I remember i setup one of my coworkers like this, and it was funny cuz about 10 seconds after he took a drink, he got like a serious look on his face...and then looked at me, to which i busted up laughing.

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aphex140

I had this happen to me at uni in a communiual kitchen. I ended up putting a hard dog shit in a box of corn flakes, ( that I do not eat), and leaving it there. It dissapeared after two days, I had buried it in the middle so the f**k had a couple of bowls before discovering ( hopefully as it poured out into their bowl) RANT

If it had happened for a long time and you want retribution
dish washer chrystals - contain sodium. WHen in contact with water will burn the f**kers mouth.
This work if you have a dishwasher as the excuse ( once it gets to court is) - oh my god your honour - I could of eaten that sandwich. I put the box of chrystal on the work top last night, then made my lunch on it not realising there had been a spill.

I hate this petty theft, crime against indivduals is the worst.


PLease let us know what you get up to.

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Sho Nuff

Go with the food coloring and ass penny combo. Safe for you and publicly humiliating.

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Mr.Deflok

Sugar your donuts with Anthrax.

Damnfinn

Nice dry chicken droppings dusted with powdered sugar in a baggy as dessert.

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Damnfinn

How about a condom with some mayo in it, inside a sandwich ?
I guess I'll have to retract the chicken turd project due to legal advice.

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joshibahn

That is CLASSIC! I need to try that on somebody, soon. So watch out!

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sta500

Put your food in the fridge, then duct tape the fridge closed and put an 'Out of Order' sign on it.