Hanxter

...i live in maine and now it's so cold...

that i saw a dog going down the street stuck to a hub cap

that even the flakes are turning to snow

that at the local strip joint the girls are just describing themselves


so where are ya and how chilly was your willy?

ARTelevision

Yeah, colder'n a mother-in-law's kiss down here...

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TheBrit

Britain, and maybe a touch of frost on the car in the morning. Really not cold at all.

viejo gringo

Ya' all come on down to deep south TEXAS---

It is now 78 degrees and cloudy---doors and and windows are open and I am setting here in shorts---sucking on a scotch and water---and waiting for my good friend from Montana to arrive and cook a few fine T-bones---life is good....

PS--my willy is fine,,thank you

Halx

Hi, I'm wearing a t-shirt today

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Holo

Same here but I'm wearing shorts too. It's about 75F in w.central Florida.

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synic213

I heard Al Gore was giving his speech on global warming today, in Chicago, where they are experiencing the coldest day they've had in 10 years!

Still t-shirt and jeans weather in San Diego.

sixate

Quit yer braggin'!

There's almost 6" of snow, and it's a frosty 7 degrees F. The lows are gonna be in the negatives over night.

Global warming my ass!

Cynthetiq

me too!!! Santa Monica is nice this time of year

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arch13

That's it, i want to go home to Miami.
I'm sick of this Providence/Boston cold snap. The locals telll me it's a tad colder than before. At a -25 wind chill last night, it better damn well be called cold.
I'm told that it's no colder than the year before i cam to college four years ago, but at that rate it just proves that the piligrims where self punishing to stay here!

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Psivage

it was cold here couple of days ago, now the weather is better.

MrFlux

It's summer. My fan is going and my windows are open.

Soon, I shall venture out into the sun and be fried to a crisp thanks to the lack of ozone down in this part of the world.

Seriously, I got burnt while wearing SPF 30 sunblock. The army-issue sunblock here is SPF 75, and really, that's what is needed. I remember SPF 15 doing the job not 10 years ago... sigh.

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brandon11983

I live in the midwest, so the weather seems to change its mind on a daily basis. I wore a t shirt a few days ago, now its like 10* F.

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clavus

Colder than a well-digger's ass
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

OK, not really. It's cool and a little rainy. Nice really.

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gilada

... it's time to go home....

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Gotta love St. Louis weather....70 degrees one day and then down to 8 degrees over the next 3 days.

Who knows what it could be tomorrow, our meteorlogists probably just guess what the temperature will be the next day.

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sailor

Gotta hate the central NC weather... It gets *just* to the freezing point, and then rains. Miserable weather. I would rather have the cold than this shite.

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VitaminH

Frankly my friend, you heard wrong. It was like 30 in Chicago, which is far from even the coldest day this season, let alone in 10 years. I have no idea if gore is around, and truly I don't care much for him anyway.

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LStanley

it was about 36 this morning and raining... its still drizzling... bout 57-60 outside now... its posed to get cold tonight though... mid twenties... maybe lower here in Lubbock

Texas has such fluxuating temps... its like 85 in Houston today too

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dogzilla

Zero degrees here in New York the past couple mornings. It's supposed to warm up to something like 20 on Saturday. This is the coldest it has been here in years.

Nazggul

Partly cloudy in the 60's in SF today. Not wearin a T-Shirt but no jacket. =)

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sixate

Actually, he was in NY, not Chicago, where he cried about global warming in near record low temps....

theguyondacouch

in northern ri, it like 0 with a windchill of -30 or something. Infact, most of the public schools are cancelled cause of it.

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rockzilla

It's -45 Celcius with the windchill right now. I think that's about -50 F. It's supposed to go up to a balmy -15 C (5 F) tomorrow.

Time to hit the beach!

MSD

Public schools have already been caneclled for tomorrow due to wind chill

SVT01Cobra

Warm today in Kansas City, Missouri.
I wore a T-shirt, supposed to be cold tomorrow though...

ratbastid

Yep. Today it was chilly by Durham standards--in the mid 40's.

"Christ, it's cold outside. Colder than the ticket-taker's smile at the Ivar Theater on a Saturday night."
--Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner

Kaos

Here in Canada I'm waiting for Global Warming to take effect.

/me starts spraying the aerosol cans

God of Thunder

I have one of those indoor/outdoor thermometers, the outside temp reads at 2.8 degrees.

I went out to snowblow the driveway today and my mustache froze. That was about 8 hours ago and my body still hasn't warmed up yet.


brrrrr!!!!!!!


Can I come stay with you for a couple months until it warms up here?

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Vespertine

South Florida's such a nice yet shitty place to live.

T-shirts and shorts all year long.

eribrav

I also have one of those indoor/outdoor thermometers, live on a hill in upstate NY.

I found out 3 days ago that my thermometer can only read down to -22F air temperature. You can watch it going down to -21.6..........-21.8...........then it goes blank. Later when the sun comes up it will "wake" at -21.8 again.
Right now it's not even 2200 hours and we're at -16F.

rat

houston personally. 60s today, rainy and gloomy

my willie is cold and lonely, but i guess i should stop trying to stick it in the icebox

Cujo

It was officially colder than Hell today here in Southern Ontario.

Hell Michigan -1 F

Brantford Ontario -8 F

I washed the salt off my car around 4 this afternoon and when I pulled out of the carwash I had to let it sit for 10 minutes so the ice build up on the windows could melt away. Fuck its cold. I hate this weather.

merkerguitars

Heater core broke yesterday.... 20F out here...so driving home get it fixed at a 60mph windchill...not fun

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I'm in CT and we're having the coldest day in 20 years here. My toes are ice even with the heat on.

Oh wait, I got one. It's so cold here that polar bears are coming in to warm up.
It's so cold here that we've opened up our refridgerator to help heat up the house.

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Tonight: Mostly cloudy with a chance of scattered snow flurries. Cold. Low 1F. Winds light and variable.

Tomorrow: On and off snow flurries ending. Peeks of sunshine later. Cold. High 16F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

Tomorrow night: Clear to partly cloudy in the evening with more clouds for later at night. Low 8F. Winds light and variable.



"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey."
Hell, we're using brass monkey balls for hand-warmers!

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Boo

Cold here too. Time to hibernate.

onodrim

Its really cold here in Central Illinois where I'm at school right now. However, I called my dad today back home near Chicago, and he was out for a walk! Apparently the weather back home must not be too bad!

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oberon

Bah! It's a balmy 25F here. Can't wait for it to get below zero and see some pretty snow on the ground again!

-- oberon, who LIKES snow and cold weather, thank you very much!

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