tritium

I want to be the first guy to get drunk on the moon. Skyy vodka or something appropriately titled would be the poison of choice.

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smarm

Film "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon II" with no special digital effects.

-Smarm

mrbuck12000

I would really like to take pictures of the earth, sit back and just hang out.
I think golfing would be something as well, and i would reallly like to kick a football.

mr b

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Raptor20561

two words, matrix moves. that would kick ass. i would jump off the walls and do all the shit they do on the matrix movies

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rockzilla

I'd play 'Matrix Paintball'. Paintball guns, low gravity... you get the idea.

Tophat665

"But man, my oldest friend, we <i>will</i> throw rocks at them."

Drop a very large rock on something important, like Mecca (hey, that thing it the middle is a meteorite). I want to kick the anthill, but I am definitely open to suggestions for other targets. Drop several smaller rocks to ruin the days of several folks I find immesely annoying. Blackmail the UN for $100 beellion dollars (particularly if I can get Alan Parsons to help out)

Build a solar panel farm, get as much power as I need to jam every cell phone on Earth. Start playing worthwhile music over all Clear Channel stations. (Alan Parsons could probably help me there too.)

Write a politically poisonous George W Bush ad in fine carbon over the entire face of the full moon. Laugh my ass off as he loses.

Oh, and sex in 1/6 gee. Yeah. Breasts are larger in low gravity. Life is good!

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actionoreos

I'd probably sit in a lawn chair for a while and admire the view. Maybe I'd bust out an acoustic too.

exponent_doobie

You so read my mind...

Fighting from crater to crater in a game of capture the flag after a little toke would be the end of me.

Lebell

Ah, Mycroft Holmes, a real dinkum thinkum

Anyway I would go for a walk on the moon.

And of course, take giants steps, because giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon.

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feelgood

Too bad there's no air on the moon, would be pretty limiting to do most of those activities with the space suit we have these days...

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fik

I would take off my spacesuit and breathe in that fresh clean moon air.

Damnfinn

Play nude co-ed football !

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muckluck

ehhh... You may not get very far if you do that. The first thing I would do is have sex on the moon. I could only imagine the positions you could get into without the restrictions of Earth's gravitational pull.

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Stiltzkin

How did you know that "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" is my most favorite book of all time?

I would build a moon colony and then I would meet a lady called Wyoming and meet this professor guy and we'd start a revolution and throw big rocks down to the Earth until they surrender and let the moon have it's own government The ending was so sad, why did Mike have to die?

I AM Adam Selene

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Tophat665

Be careful you don't break a leg walking on the moon. If you don't I understand you can walk pretty much forever.

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BentNotTwisted

LMAO, wish I'd thought of that one. Dammit, now I'll have that tune running through my head for days!

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When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

Meridae'n

The first thing Id do is go look for some landing modules.

Of course, they are going to be extremely hard to find...

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tritium

Oooo! I want to take the moonmobile out for a spin. I bet it still works.

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moonstrucksoul

oh yeah

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orphen

basketball would definately be a blast!

amonkie

Play with Mike the Computer!!!!