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Old 01-13-2004, 08:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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COME ON!!!!! (nsfw)

This is just asinine.


Edit: Picture not showing, follow link. It is safe.

This just needs to stop.
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You have to draw the line somewhere......

I just gotta wonder what in the hell where they thinking?
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Old 01-13-2004, 08:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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What's the problem, all the air brushing?
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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At least the hair looks real sort of.
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What's the problem, all the air brushing?
I would say it's a problem.
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i wouldnt be surprised if the whole thing was made in photoshop.
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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problem would be an understatement.
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what problem? id hit that
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"that" isn't real. Good lucking finding it.
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Old 01-13-2004, 10:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I just gotta wonder what in the hell where they thinking?
I'm thinking that yeah,it's airbrushed to the enth degree but for mine it's an appealing image.
And I definately wouldn't kick her out of bed for fartng either.
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i wouldnt be surprised if the whole thing was made in photoshop.
I would hazard to guess that was made on a budget of $20 using MS Paint (the $20 was spent on lunch).
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ACK i coulda done better than that
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Old 01-13-2004, 11:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It's so bad -- it may actually have been intended to be artistic, no?
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Old 01-14-2004, 12:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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They airbrushed Jenny McCarthy's hand so much it doesn't even look human anymore.
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:25 AM   #15 (permalink)
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They airbrushed Jenny McCarthy's hand so much it doesn't even look human anymore.
Jesus, it's not even remotely hand-shaped anymore!!

It's awful. I've long disliked the airbrush, but it seems it's found more and more. Is the ability to airbrush too readily available, either through cheaper software or a surplus of capable (or in some cases, just dumb-ass) photo editors?

Do they really think this looks good? There has to be a person who "okay"ed this picture, and I want to know what the fuck that moron was thinking.
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Old 01-14-2004, 01:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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What I want to know is was her hand really that bad looking in the first place that they couldn't just leave it alone???
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:23 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Heh...kinda reminds me of one of those "real dolls".
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Real doll, that's the first thing I thought too! Very plasticie(is that a word?) looking. Too bad they ruined a good girl.
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:08 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Wow...robotic plastic women. How appealing.
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Old 01-14-2004, 06:22 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Wow...robotic plastic women. How appealing.
ooh000 yeah... *rolls eyes*... that's the problem with the technological age as we know it... the line between reality and fiction becomes ever more blurred...
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:20 AM   #21 (permalink)
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If you are looking for a woman with skin like that, you are going to be really disappointed
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Damn...those pre-rendered graphics are becoming more and more real everyday, eh? Hats off to CGI.
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Old 01-14-2004, 08:58 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Why the hell did they have to hire jenny mccarthy for that? They could have photoshopped a monkey and made it look more human.
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Old 01-14-2004, 11:51 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Im with cchris either way.

And anyway, this is how people set standards for beauty. By creating from something they think is really good, they attempt perfection.

Sometimes shoddily, but at least this guy put in the effort.

If it werent for the entire right forearm, Id say it was a good job.
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Old 01-14-2004, 12:32 PM   #25 (permalink)
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aight
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:21 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Why bother taking her picture, they should have just drawn the whole thing by hand.
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Old 01-14-2004, 02:32 PM   #27 (permalink)
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They airbrushed Jenny McCarthy's hand so much it doesn't even look human anymore.
Wow, I didnt' even notice that...looks almost alien. Of course her hand was the last thing I was looking at
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:02 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Nice cartoon! Up there with Jessica Rabbit...
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:24 PM   #29 (permalink)
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this isn't a very clean photoshop at all.
especially the hand.
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:44 PM   #30 (permalink)
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You all crack me up! Making such a big deal out of this artists rendering AND....wait...WHAT'S THIS....HOLY SHIT, HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HER HAND????
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Old 01-14-2004, 03:54 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I think everything on desktopgirls.com is privately submitted by any old end user, which is probably why these aren't the best looking airbrushes.

Not that airbrushing is good anyway...
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Old 01-14-2004, 04:27 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Best drawing I've ever seen..soo shiny
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Old 01-14-2004, 04:28 PM   #33 (permalink)
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OH MY GOD.


She's plastic.
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:53 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Thats just fucking ridiculous. Who would buy that? Someone somewhere had to make money off that, and I simply wonder how.
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:39 PM   #35 (permalink)
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what problem? id hit that
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Old 01-14-2004, 07:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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ACID.. noting more.. Just good 'ole LSD

Icky..

Lets find this guy and make an example of him.. ..he's reduced our women to nothing more than OBJECTS!

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Old 01-14-2004, 08:40 PM   #37 (permalink)
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That is the most disgusting thing I've seen all week. Why ruin a perfectly good shot by airbrushing it into complete garbage? That is the most airbrushed picture I've ever seen. It's terrible. Surely the advertising people out there must realise this. If not, its time to replace them.
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Now that I got it out of the way, she looks like a barbie doll...now we need to find ken...

Edit: Upon reviewing her hand...I ain't hitting that chick

flap flap flap

Ok maybe, just as long I don't look at her hand..must..not...look...aw damn, abort houston!
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:56 PM   #39 (permalink)
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LOL i didn't even notice the hand. that's fuckin HILARIOUS! looks like someone tried to photochop a dick out of it.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:07 PM   #40 (permalink)
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