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Old 01-09-2004, 01:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Michelle Branch in Maxim (NSFW)

Dunno if you've seen this yet, but hottttttttttttttttttttttttttt

--> No nudity though, just lotsa skin, so might not be safe for work

Hot or not!


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Old 01-09-2004, 03:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I think the word HOT doesn't quite describe those pictures.

She's more like a 'HOLY SHIT SHE'S FUCKING SMOKING!!!!!!'

Now that's more like it!

Great pics.
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Old 01-09-2004, 06:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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awesome... really beautiful unbelievable pics... thanks!
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Old 01-09-2004, 06:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've always thought she was a beautiful girl. (Note there is a difference from hot) Natural Beauty goes a lot further.
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Old 01-09-2004, 07:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Odd how tastes vary. I don't find her remotely attractive .
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Old 01-09-2004, 08:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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She's alright. Just so so really.

Don't get me wrong, she's definitely good enough fer me looks-wise.
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Old 01-09-2004, 08:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Not my type, but smokin' hot! That may just put her career in a new light!
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Old 01-09-2004, 08:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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in my durnking state and a little imgaination she looks quite nude...


please excuses me
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah I almost had a heart attack when my issue came in the mail.
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Definitely hot, but can you say "airbrush"? Good job though.
And I wonder if that tat on her lower back means "handsome male" or something, like Britneys.
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Definitely hot but I'm curious as to how they looked un-altered.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:19 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Hot...

Btw, I was told that in the third picture if you adjust the gamma quality of the picture, you could see through her shirt...interesting...
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Sorry, nice body but...

myeh.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hot...

Btw, I was told that in the third picture if you adjust the gamma quality of the picture, you could see through her shirt...interesting...
Holy crap dude you were right.
If using Adobe ImageReady just bump it up to about 2.60 and instant nipplage.

How they hell do people find this stuff out??
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:16 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I don't want to start an all out flamefest here but why is she considered hot and similar pics of Britney show up semi naked and the majority call her a slut?

Is the line between talent ( Michele Branch--actually I don't thing she is that talented and Britney who likewise I don't think is that talented either) that gets blurred when it comes to visual subjectivity because of ones identity or the way they conduct themselves?

Any sociologists here? ARTelevision? Anyone?
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I had no idea she was that fuckin' hot.


She's worth looking at while masturbating.
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Old 01-09-2004, 12:44 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I don't want to start an all out flamefest here but why is she considered hot and similar pics of Britney show up semi naked and the majority call her a slut?

Is the line between talent ( Michele Branch--actually I don't thing she is that talented and Britney who likewise I don't think is that talented either) that gets blurred when it comes to visual subjectivity because of ones identity or the way they conduct themselves?

Any sociologists here? ARTelevision? Anyone?

it could be because her reputation is more low-key than britney's. she hasn't established herself as an attention whore, or desperate. this alone makes her maxim photos stand out in a resiliency britney's does not. she also knows how to play guitar. and i think if a female not only sings, but plays her own instrument, she is more respected in the music industry.
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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She made it move....not my penis....my bowels.

I'd hit it though, only cause she is semi-famous.
but her terd cutter is decent...but thats it.
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:27 PM   #19 (permalink)
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She's nice, but I see better everyday just walking around. Now Michelle Pfeiffer
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Old 01-09-2004, 01:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Anyone mind linking a gamma-ed pic for the non-Adobe users here?
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Old 01-09-2004, 04:05 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Mmm. GODDAMN. She is fuckin' hot. Won't be long now until we see her in some xxx porno or her sex tape gets "leaked".
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Old 01-09-2004, 05:12 PM   #22 (permalink)
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yeah, she's ah, how do you say..............whoa, shes HOTT!
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Old 01-09-2004, 06:19 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I like it...thanks for sharing
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Old 01-09-2004, 06:52 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I've always thought she was a beautiful girl. (Note there is a difference from hot) Natural Beauty goes a lot further.
Agreed.

I liked a comment on the linked site by someone who has the issue though:

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I read her interview in the magazine. She admits to being a pervert, watching pornos on the tour bus and she admits to having a pirate fetish
Talented, AND she likes sex I knew there was some reason I've always liked her

Absolutely gorgeous
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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She made it move....not my penis....my bowels.

I'd hit it though, only cause she is semi-famous.
but her terd cutter is decent...but thats it.



i can't stop laughing because you said "she made it move"

i am so using that at work!
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:20 PM   #26 (permalink)
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terd cutter... hahaha. im thinking it means her ass?
 
Old 01-09-2004, 09:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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always wanted to see her looking somewhat like that
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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man, I love Michelle Branch!. . thanks a lot dude
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Old 01-09-2004, 09:58 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Two questions:
Is she part Asian? and Is she the one with the song with Santana?

Nice pics, btw.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:11 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Oh, I have that one. She's okay, but in the back there's a section for Victoria Pratt, and she kicks Branches ass right off the planet.
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Old 01-09-2004, 10:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Two questions:
Is she part Asian? and Is she the one with the song with Santana?

Nice pics, btw.
dunno and yes
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:07 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Odd how tastes vary. I don't find her remotely attractive .
Agreed. Little too young looking for my tastes also. I'm 29 and feel pedophilic.
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Old 01-09-2004, 11:07 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Oh, I have that one. She's okay, but in the back there's a section for Victoria Pratt, and she kicks Branches ass right off the planet.
I agree.

Let's not forget that the only reason she even looks OK is because Maxim airbrushed the hell outa those pics.. I see 50 girls that look like her every time I go to the mall. There's hotter chics out there.
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Old 01-10-2004, 02:35 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Michelle Branch personally banned from her bbs, for trying to start a beef between her and Vanessa Carlton



She is very pretty though.
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Old 01-10-2004, 05:27 AM   #35 (permalink)
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What are these things called anyways? I've been trying to figure this out since I keep seeing them lately.
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:28 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Holy! I remember seeing her on Much Music (canadian musicstation) and I was like "Holy shit, she's smoking hot!" But shes always going on about how she doesn't want to flaunt her body so i'm pretty happy with what i saw today. Now i'm just waiting for Brittany to go nude with Christina in the next playboy.
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Old 01-10-2004, 10:38 AM   #37 (permalink)
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a lot of shots not in the magazine.....nice
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Old 01-10-2004, 12:43 PM   #38 (permalink)
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man shes hot, but i hate airbrushing with a passion... and Maxim is notorious for it, its like looking at a painting not a real person
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Old 01-11-2004, 09:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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What are these things called anyways? I've been trying to figure this out since I keep seeing them lately.
er.. those are girls, SM.

Sorry, you left the door wide open on that one.
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Old 01-11-2004, 09:41 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Anyone mind linking a gamma-ed pic for the non-Adobe users here?
Go to http://www.irfanview.com/ and download the free version of this picture viewing software. Open up the pic, select options, properties, viewing, adjust the gamma, okay, close and reopen the picture. It's easy, and it doesn't require Adobe.
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