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Old 01-13-2004, 06:49 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Anyone have a Hardee's around near them? I love the new low carb burger they now offer. I'm not positive but it seems to just be a burger and toppings minus bun wrapped in a piece of paper to eat out of! Disgusting.
I think it's wrapped in lettuce intead of a bun
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:12 AM   #42 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, the Subway virus spread across to these shores a few years ago. I thought I'd give them a chance.

Fresh-bread sandwiches prepared right before your eyes, too good to be true I thought.
I ordered a foot-long BLT and licked my lips in anticipation.

The servant seemed well trained in the art of slicing a foot long baguette I thought, as she swiftly bisected the fresh foot-long roll. Next came the L, or lettuce as I like to call it. Never before had I seen such finely sliced strips of this stalwart of the good old British diet. One, two, three strips, carefully arranged on the outside edge of the fresh foot-long roll.
I never really cared much for lettuce anyway, so I let it pass.

Then came the B, or bacon to give it it's Sunday name.
Two of the thinnest, crispiest, any-longer-under-the-heat-lamp-they-would-die-of-malignant-melanoma sad excuses for food ever to enter my field of vision.

"Is that it?" I asked, already knowing that my hunger would be better dealt with elsewhere.

"You can have an extra slice, but it will be 50 pence extra." came the reply.

As I made my retreat, to good old Greasy Joe's, the servants voice became just another noise in the bustle of the midday inner city rush.

"Sir, here is your sandwich... sir... your... sand... wich......
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:25 AM   #43 (permalink)
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I worked at Subway for two months in college......you don't want to know about the storage condition of that tuna salad.......
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:30 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I worked at Subway for two months in college......you don't want to know about the storage condition of that tuna salad.......
You don't have a problem with the seafood salad? lol. I know exactly what you mean.
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Old 01-13-2004, 07:38 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I can help you out there. Mich Ultra 18.99 a case around here. About the same as any semi-premium beer. Not too bad taste wise compared to any other watery lite beer.
Michelob Ultra is the nastiest piss-water to ever come in a 10 oz. can.
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