Joe (short for Joseph)
Joey (only really by girls, or perhaps a guy I went to elementary school with)
Joe-Bob, Koko Joe, Kokomo Joe, Joe Cool :D (From my uncles)
Whore (From my friends... It was "My Word" for my junior and senior year of highschool... soon enough people just started calling me it.. heh)
Skittle-Head (heh, that was one I had from a guy in middle school)
GakFace -- Self Chosen Alias
Gak -- My nickname of my online nickname.. heh
Shorty (not anymore though)

There may be more, but thats what I can think of off the top of my head.

I got called Phil in high school, and that sort of stuck.
Growing in, everyone called me Bowa, after Larry Bowa, since I was into baseball, and played short, and Larry is my first name.
My wife calls me more? "more more more...."
Big daddy is the only other name that has stuck with me, long story based on a prono in high school.
Then just the typical, Dick head, asshole, etc...

Let's see.....

Dan the LAN man - current. I'm Dan and I'm the LAN Administrator.

Barracuda/Fishy - My last name rhymes with Barracuda. It was shortened to Fishy later in grade school.

Dano - H.S. nickname (book 'em, Dano)

Dumbass - self-inflicted, needs no explanation.


Oh, one more, my wife calls me God. "God, I love what you do to me. God, it feels so good. God, do that again." ;) :crazy: :lol:

Mike

Michael (Preferred but not insisted upon)

Ogre

Sir (Guys seeing my daughters)

Mikey (It's a short list that get to call me that)

Whiskers

Greybeard

my nick name


at least the big one


the fat man

Stiffi, everyone insists on calling me Stiffi.

I get called R-Train.

Because my dick is like a frieght train.

/really