f6twister

Gives a whole new meaning to leaving out milk & cookies for Santa. Lucky man!

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Redlemon

Think "red skirt", to go with the hat. And get some professional help.

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guthmund

Yeah, I feel sorry for all those kids who aren't going to get a Christmas this year. More sorry for all the parents who'll have to try and explain why...

"You see, Timmy, Santa doesn't get out much and it's very cold at the North Pole......"

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thecoldone33

Innovative to say the least.

blitz.fenix

I wonder how many occurances Santa runs into similar to this

Blackthorn

Well I don't have the belly but I'm sure I can find a red suit.

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Bill O'Rights

It's a placemat, guys.

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"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

outdoor

I wanna take a big bite outta that!!! Grrrrr, yeah baby!!!

Redlemon

I'm going to take the excuse that I was checking out this thread at work, and didn't get a close enough look; however, I probably just got it wrong. At least I didn't think it was blood.

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