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12-09-2003, 07:07 PM
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Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Gettin The "Look"
Everytime I walk around in the house, I get the "Look" from my step mom and my step sister. It's fukin annoying and I need something quirky to say to them. Any ideas?
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12-09-2003, 07:38 PM
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Just start doing the dance that Tom Cruise does in Coctail in his underwear.
Quote Hamlet? Um... start talking about the most disturbing thing you saw on the news and how you can't believe how someone would do that... and go on to talk in detail about just how disturbing it is without stopping. You know... things like that.
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12-09-2003, 08:04 PM
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12-09-2003, 08:35 PM
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Re: Gettin The "Look"
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy |
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12-09-2003, 08:38 PM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Hot? Oh jeez, they look like they've been beaten up with the ugly stick the size of a telephone pole.
They give me the look like evil, crook, stink combined kind of thing...you know? The kind that women give to men all the time. I call em the "Nagging" look, the kind of look that when us men come home from work and the wife is there and she's giving us the nagging look like we did something wrong...
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12-10-2003, 01:16 AM
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Go "What's for dinner?"
That will show them.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy |
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12-10-2003, 05:54 AM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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Something sneer kind of look. Every women has their kind of "look" when they're not happy or pmsing. I'm sure the ladies of this forum can explain better than I can...
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12-10-2003, 02:49 PM
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wrinkle your nose, and say "ahh...so your shit doesn't smell like roses either, glad i'm not the only one who noticed."
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12-10-2003, 03:02 PM
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Ask them if there is something wrong. More than likey they will deny any ill will. Then you can say 'Whew, for a while there I though I had done something to upset you. Now I can relax. *scratch balls* I don't know why I asked because I'm sure if you were upset with me in any way you would be up front and honest and just tell me what was wrong." Walk away with a big smile on your face and never mention it again. Every time you see the same look just give them a big (shit eating) grin.  <-- Like this!
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12-10-2003, 06:53 PM
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Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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With nobody home except my step sister, she gave me the looks and I said "What the fuck is your problem" and she was about to open her mouth and I said "Whoops! Time up!" and walked away. I'll probably get more sneerish look from her but fuck it.
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12-10-2003, 09:14 PM
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12-10-2003, 09:44 PM
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12-11-2003, 11:57 PM
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This is for everyone who's not already familiar, not feelgood in particular. You should really provide a good bit of background material, ESPECIALLY if you plan on us feeling bad for you. People's tendencies towards empathy are usually quite small when they see no reason to feel sorry for you- in this case, there is actually something of an argument to the contrary because of the lack of background info. Also, if you're going to reference something as ambiguous as a "look", please explain so that we might better be able to help you. From your post, and your additions along the way, I gather you do a lot of work and get nothing but leers and bullshit from your step-mom and step-sister. Maybe they feel you don't accept them. Maybe they don't accept you. Whatever you do, I don't think making snide commentary is something you want to do. The last thing you want is to give them ammunition. Don't sink to their level. Just smile back, and not sarcastically. They'll either be killed by your kindness or wisen up to their bullshit. If they don't wisen up, you'll have the satisfaction that you are still a better person than they are. Oh... Quote:
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12-12-2003, 04:10 AM
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12-13-2003, 05:01 AM
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' and give em a seductive look back... they can't help but laugh, i say that everytime i get the look from one of my female friends 
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