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SabrinaFair · 12-06-2003, 08:48 PM

The weirdest...under a table at my roomate's best friend from back home's house. It was a sleep-where-you-fall kind of party, and she wasn't the best hostess, so I ended up shivering all night, sleeping under a kitchen table with my coat for a blanket. I woke up to the kid I had made out the night before with shaking me, hoping for round two.

I fall asleep in certain classes fairly consistantly. If I had been alone in the car on the way home today, I'm pretty sure I would have fallen asleep at the wheel. And speaking of sleep....I think its naptime for Miss Sabrina.

analog · 12-07-2003, 05:34 PM

lol......

*sigh*

fell asleep at a party only once, wish there was a picture of it.

when I fell asleep on it, I thought how nice and cozy and warm and soft it was, but didn't pay attentiont to what it was. when I awoke, it was because there were 5 people laughing at me. apparently the guy who owned the place (who i didn't know) had a very large (maybe 6 foot diameter or so) bean-bag type thing in the shape and likeness of a huge vagina. It was pink, too. I slept right in the divot of the lips.

the next few weeks saw to the following "witty" comments from my peers: he's a great lay, he's a giant man-cock, "look at the head on that thing", various references to me being "cock-eyed", and occasional mention of getting a booty call from a pillow- and the lesser-favorites, "human tampon", "rag man", the lone ranger's cotton pony... and one time, after i'd just finished going on with my friend about a movie we were watching, he said, "i think i've had about enough of the vagina monologues" (for those who don't know, there's a play of some kind called "The Vagina Monologues" here in the states.)

I hope that makes some of your days. I know it made quite a while for me. I laughed at it longer than everyone else did, believe me. lol

obricko · 12-07-2003, 05:48 PM

I was in Milan Italy for a trade show. We started drinking at 6 pm finnished drinking at about 3am at a club. me and co-worker made it back to hotel by cab woke up at 5am sleeping on the floor halfway in the elevator and halfway in the hallway. My wake up call was an doorman yelling at me in Italian.

mingusfingers · 12-08-2003, 04:19 PM

I can fall asleep in the orthdontist's chair, while they're working on my mouth. You can't just teach that stuff. Instinct.

aurigus · 12-09-2003, 06:02 AM

Most interesting place for me would be under a bush at the edge of an open field at college after a night of drinking. I woke up in the middle of the morning and walked home.

nukeu666 · 12-09-2003, 09:07 AM

lots of times in the front seat of a lecture hall in college

absorbentishe · 12-09-2003, 09:43 AM

Where to start... So many drunken adventures have resulted in sleeping in strange places.
My college Business math class, it was a huge lecture hall, a friend and I sat up front and fell asleep right in front of the prof.
At a bar, my head fell backwards, hitting some dude trying to get by me, I jolted up and started a fight with the dude.
HS typing class, well, most HS classes.
After a night in the French Quarter, walking back to the hotel, we made to the pool, and fell asleep in a chair.
In the middle of a frat party, 2 nights of no sleep and a ton of booze.
These are all I can remember off the top of my head.

doodah · 12-09-2003, 09:22 PM

a stupid concert that my sis wanted me to go to it was the backstreet boys i fell asleep and wokeup cause some chick kicked me in the head while screamin foe some dude up there... bah stupid poop

12-06-2003, 08:48 PM	#41 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	The weirdest...under a table at my roomate's best friend from back home's house. It was a sleep-where-you-fall kind of party, and she wasn't the best hostess, so I ended up shivering all night, sleeping under a kitchen table with my coat for a blanket. I woke up to the kid I had made out the night before with shaking me, hoping for round two. I fall asleep in certain classes fairly consistantly. If I had been alone in the car on the way home today, I'm pretty sure I would have fallen asleep at the wheel. And speaking of sleep....I think its naptime for Miss Sabrina. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

12-07-2003, 05:48 PM	#43 (permalink)
obricko Upright Location: Motor City	I was in Milan Italy for a trade show. We started drinking at 6 pm finnished drinking at about 3am at a club. me and co-worker made it back to hotel by cab woke up at 5am sleeping on the floor halfway in the elevator and halfway in the hallway. My wake up call was an doorman yelling at me in Italian. __________________ Young & Dumb

12-08-2003, 04:19 PM	#44 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	I can fall asleep in the orthdontist's chair, while they're working on my mouth. You can't just teach that stuff. Instinct. __________________ Still Looking

12-09-2003, 09:07 AM	#46 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	lots of times in the front seat of a lecture hall in college __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

12-09-2003, 09:22 PM	#48 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	a stupid concert that my sis wanted me to go to it was the backstreet boys i fell asleep and wokeup cause some chick kicked me in the head while screamin foe some dude up there... bah stupid poop __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-07-2003, 05:34 PM	#42 (permalink)
analog Banned	lol...... sigh fell asleep at a party only once, wish there was a picture of it. when I fell asleep on it, I thought how nice and cozy and warm and soft it was, but didn't pay attentiont to what it was. when I awoke, it was because there were 5 people laughing at me. apparently the guy who owned the place (who i didn't know) had a very large (maybe 6 foot diameter or so) bean-bag type thing in the shape and likeness of a huge vagina. It was pink, too. I slept right in the divot of the lips. the next few weeks saw to the following "witty" comments from my peers: he's a great lay, he's a giant man-cock, "look at the head on that thing", various references to me being "cock-eyed", and occasional mention of getting a booty call from a pillow- and the lesser-favorites, "human tampon", "rag man", the lone ranger's cotton pony... and one time, after i'd just finished going on with my friend about a movie we were watching, he said, "i think i've had about enough of the vagina monologues" (for those who don't know, there's a play of some kind called "The Vagina Monologues" here in the states.) I hope that makes some of your days. I know it made quite a while for me. I laughed at it longer than everyone else did, believe me. lol

12-09-2003, 06:02 AM	#45 (permalink)
aurigus Insane	Most interesting place for me would be under a bush at the edge of an open field at college after a night of drinking. I woke up in the middle of the morning and walked home.

12-09-2003, 09:43 AM	#47 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Where to start... So many drunken adventures have resulted in sleeping in strange places. My college Business math class, it was a huge lecture hall, a friend and I sat up front and fell asleep right in front of the prof. At a bar, my head fell backwards, hitting some dude trying to get by me, I jolted up and started a fight with the dude. HS typing class, well, most HS classes. After a night in the French Quarter, walking back to the hotel, we made to the pool, and fell asleep in a chair. In the middle of a frat party, 2 nights of no sleep and a ton of booze. These are all I can remember off the top of my head.