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lol......
*sigh*
fell asleep at a party only once, wish there was a picture of it.
when I fell asleep on it, I thought how nice and cozy and warm and soft it was, but didn't pay attentiont to what it was. when I awoke, it was because there were 5 people laughing at me. apparently the guy who owned the place (who i didn't know) had a very large (maybe 6 foot diameter or so) bean-bag type thing in the shape and likeness of a huge vagina. It was pink, too. I slept right in the divot of the lips.
the next few weeks saw to the following "witty" comments from my peers: he's a great lay, he's a giant man-cock, "look at the head on that thing", various references to me being "cock-eyed", and occasional mention of getting a booty call from a pillow- and the lesser-favorites, "human tampon", "rag man", the lone ranger's cotton pony... and one time, after i'd just finished going on with my friend about a movie we were watching, he said, "i think i've had about enough of the vagina monologues" (for those who don't know, there's a play of some kind called "The Vagina Monologues" here in the states.)
I hope that makes some of your days. I know it made quite a while for me. I laughed at it longer than everyone else did, believe me. lol
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