SaltPork

If you're a man farts always = funny, plain and simple.

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darksparkles

fuck yes.

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BoCo

Farting is the funniest thing a person can do with their body, and will remain that way for the rest of human exsistance.

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myMHz

I think it's funny when one of my kids do it. They don't care where or when they just let it fly and then tell you that they did.

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sub zero

not at all. I no longer find humor in farting whatsoever; doesn't even matter if it's from someone who doesn't publicly do it that often. Whenever someone farts around me I don't really think anything of it. Even if it's a huge mammoth fart I still think nothing of it. Just passing wind.

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Lovely

I am not at all amused by farting. Next time one of my co-passengers fart in the car, it'll will be their last fart into this world.

louiedog

*sigh* no one liked my link... i thought it was funny

gibber71

It's always funny until someone get's hurt

snowace56

my friend has some mental problem and he loves to sniff his own farts. its funny as hell to watch but its the grossest thing you will ever smell. its burned my nose before.

Minx

If any of you had to work with the men I do, then you would say NO NO NO NO NO it's not funny! These guys could kill an elephant with the fumes some days!!!!

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sngx1275

Ah, all you people that dont' find it funny need to lighten up. Its halarious.

charlesesl

it is a natural function of the body
unless u can get a ultra-violet light bulb into ur ass to kill off all the ecolis, u cant stop farting

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Troublebot

I get kinda gassy when I'm nervous. Having to fart when on a date or while presenting at work is not funny.

Mom farting after Thanksgiving dinner and then sheepishly saying, "That wasn't me," is VERY funny.

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krwlz

not really, lost its appeal round 12, unless the farter makes a funny comment bout it, then its still good

SupahFreak

I have to disagree with that statement!!

I am a women, and I find farting, as well as burping to be hilarious... and who lied to you? Women don't fart, they poot.

Empty_One

personally, I love fart jokes. There have been many movies where that was the only reason to watch the fucking thing.

They aren't funny if it's expected, or the people don't make a huge deal out of it, but when they come at a really bad time for the person, it's truely funny

jets

I think it's still funny at the right moment.

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Cynthetiq

each year I think that the sophmoric humor of farting will go away... and to some degree it has.

but catch someone at the right moment and it's the most hysterical thing.

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cartmen34

farting is not funny.

It is humor for the simple minded.

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Captain Canada

Ehhh....it's not as funny as it was when I was a little kid.

Polyphobic

Only when my cat does it next to your father in-law and he gets blamed for it by my mother in-law. LOL

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WarWagon

Farting is fucking hilarious. If you're one of the naysayers, then as far as I'm concerned, you suck at life.

TopRamen66

I never did think it was too funny.

sailor

If its in the right place or time, hell yeah its funny. Its even funnier if everyone has been drinking. The more heavily, the better.

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H12

Exactly. There are very few things that can beat farts.

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crow_daw

I shall answer your question with a quote from a pretty well-known redneck comedian named Larry the Cable Guy:

"Farts is funny alright? If you can't enjoy a fart, then you can just go home and put a bullet in your head right now, cause you've missed out on a lot of life."

I know that sounds harsh when read, but when you actually hear him say it, its fucking hilarious, I promise you.

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glasscutter43

Bic lighter + fart = blue angels

Funniest thing you can do with a fart is light it on fire.

WARNING Leave your pants on.

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Fenton-J-Cool

I always find it funny, no matter what the situation. Especially if it was really quiet preceding the event, or if it was in a public place. Then you can bet I'll laugh.

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Speed_Gibson

do not believe that I ever thought of them as 'funny' or 'humorous' in any respect. Been a loooong time if that was ever the case.

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VTBrian

It is esspecialy funny when a female friend of yours farts and there is no one else around so she has to fess up to it.

konichwa

the context of the fart is very particular for my fancys

sometimes it can be funny..tho when people like to sneak them in at inopportune moments

it can be devastating

however, it is kind of light humour..and i believe as eddie murphy put it a long time ago...
we deep down are grading the farts of each others gasses

Destrox

As long as you have a good sense of humor, a fart is funny.

I'd be willing to bet some of ya's that dont feel they are funny just havnt experienced good fart humor. That or your are to damn serious for your own good.

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la petite moi

Yes, when Nwlinkvxd lets a loud one rip and gives an innocent face.

Blackthorn

Farts are definitely funny! Small ones, big ones, loud wet ones and even those little queeefers that women try to hide.

How about pussy farts.....now that's gawd damn funny!

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la petite moi

Oh man, I hate those...sooooooooooo embarassing.

Cynthetiq

you kidding? that's a good sign of a good shagging. if you really have issue with it.. have sex in the pool

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flamingdog

I must say, I expected more TFP boffins to be in here chin-stroking and frowning on us lowbrow farters. I always find trumping funny. It's a comical noise.

Back in February, I was at college, studying journalism. We went to crown court to have a go at court reporting, and we were all sitting in the public gallery straining to hear what was going on and trying to wrap our inexpert shorthand around what was being said. This guy in the public gallery sat next to me was the next defendant up, and stank of booze. All of a sudden he lifts up a leg and 'quack!'

God, I was trying so hard not to laugh... He was up on an assault charge - given that I looked for all the world like a reporter anyway.

Mind you, I don't find it funny on TV or in films, unless the show is exceptionally funny anyway and the fart joke is just window dressing.

rockzilla

So I'm at the gym with my workout partner, I was doing some barbell squats. I'm nearing the end of my last set and I'm really pushing hard to lift that weight up. Halfway through the last rep I was able to do, I let out a rather long and audible squeaker. I was able to lift the weight, but had to cut the rest of my set short since we were laughing too much.
I wonder if that's ever happened in an olympic weightlifting competition. That would be the greatest olympic moment ever.

Luki

Last semester my History Teacher seemed stuck to his woopy-cushion, I know it's not the same. But still he's in his early 30s and has a genuine love for his woopy-cushion. I was only at that school for one semester but I've been told it gets worse each year. They say as he gets older he acts younger. Strange I think. *shrug* I dunno, it's funny to watch him goof off with the woopy cushion but I don't think I would have been quite as entertained if it were anyone else or if they were really ripping some.

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totalfarker

Farting is UNIVERSALLY humorous!!!

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