Fearless_Hyena

That multiplies the comedy by at least 3!
Strictly a class move!!
And so is the Dutch Oven.....

eyeswimslow

During an AP test, somebody dropped ass. I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUNNY!

VTBrian

lol it sure would make those damn ap tests more entertaining.

Gjefflin

Hell yah it's funny!! I just ripped one in front of my business partner right as he was bending down to pick something up. He got the full whiff of it. It was great.

stevie667

of course it is, you just have to be intoxicated first...

Cynthetiq

I hope his mouth was open. Its just like the Eddie Murphy album.... "the fart game.. you got me.. yeah my mouth was open too!"

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iamweasel

OMG I was crying to that as it happens too me and my weight taining partner especially doing crunches on the mat.

The other favourite is when the other person is doign a flat bench press on a suitably heavy weight and you are spotting them is to turn arround and parp a few inches from thier face. You have to quickly turn to catch the barbell as they crease up laughing though.

I like the terms for different farts like

Crop dusting = walking round the office letting out out slowly for maximum effect and zero blame.

Smuggling a duck = Where you fart when walking and you let out small quacks with each stride like you are smuggling amalard up your arse!!

god I love farts!!

This threads made my day

Fremen

Do you think it would be against the law to name your kid "Fart Blossom Montgomery"?

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