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Bill O'Rights 12-03-2003 02:48 PM

Girlfriend Bites Boyfriend's Tongue Off
 
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Love Bites: Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong

POSTED: 11:52 a.m. EST December 3, 2003
UPDATED: 12:11 p.m. EST December 3, 2003

WICHITA, Kan. -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Kansas lost part of his tongue Monday night.

Police were called to a loud fight at a home in Wichita.

They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.

Police recovered the piece, and it was reattached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Adding insult to injury, the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.
Yeah....it's time to break up...doncha think?

SabrinaFair 12-03-2003 02:52 PM

Hannibella Lecter, ladies and gentleman...
But seriously...OW. I don't even like biting my OWN tongue, let alone having a large portion of it bit OFF.

Aphrodite 12-03-2003 03:25 PM

She must have been pretty angry!
That's got to hurt a lot, but reading between the lines he might have deserved it. You don't generally bite someone's tongue off unless the kiss was forced on you.

Litespeed 12-03-2003 03:31 PM

why bite off the tongue when you could bite something else off instead?

naw, that's sad.

sailor 12-03-2003 04:12 PM

Wow... Id say that went a little too far.

Evil Milkman 12-03-2003 04:23 PM

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They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.
I'm at a loss for words...

:icare: ---> :p ---> :mad: ---> :eek:

...so this will do.

Aphrodite 12-03-2003 04:27 PM

Such a cute emoticon story!

legolas 12-03-2003 04:43 PM

heh, he tried to makeup, men never know when it's over or not

feelgood 12-03-2003 05:03 PM

Dam women! I tell yall! Either they're gonna like it when you kiss them or they'll bite your tougue off...

But damn, isn't that a tad going far?

Mr. Spacemonkey 12-03-2003 05:06 PM

Well, now isn't that an interesting story. Hmmm. He never shoulda went with the make up kiss.

gr8-4pla 12-03-2003 06:32 PM

well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob

Mr. Spacemonkey 12-03-2003 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by gr8-4pla
well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob
Your right, that DEFINITELY would have been MUCH worse.

santafe5000 12-03-2003 07:08 PM

Watch out where you go sticking your tounge. Bitten off...stuck to a frozen pole...Chewed off by an irate girlfriend. Guess they won't be any makeup sex. He better find him a new girlfriend.

nefarious 12-03-2003 07:21 PM

mmm .. stitches in your mouth .. nice .. there must have been a lot of blood...

it seems more like he tried to FORCE a makeup kiss .. .. otherwise that might not have happened...

Reese 12-03-2003 07:30 PM

I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.

Sledge 12-03-2003 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by cybermike
I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.
Haha... nasty.

Gortexfogg 12-04-2003 06:38 AM

That girl must have a pretty strong bite and be quite daring. To bite someone's tongue off...and all the blood too...wow. Poor guy though, I can't imagine how much that hurt.

troit 12-04-2003 07:08 AM

I'm telling you -- Those women things are crazy...... :o

opey99 12-04-2003 07:24 AM

something seriously wrong with that whole situation!!!

Bloodslick 12-04-2003 07:54 AM

Was this guy's name Neil, and was he on The Real World: London? :p

water_boy1999 12-04-2003 12:54 PM

I can see his reaction to his friends now:

Man: That thtupid bith! What the fuck wath the thinking? Im gonna kill that bith!!!

Friend: Bro, you shouldn't have told Katherine she looked fat in those pants!!!! Now the Kat has definitely got your tongue!!!


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