12-03-2003, 04:02 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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'Miracle Baby' Born in Bethlehem.
Link to story with picture of Miracle Baby.
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:-) Capricorn. :-/ Capricorn, eh? What are they like? :-) He is the son of God, our Messiah. King of the (?)Jews(?) :-/ And that's Capricorn, is it? |
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12-03-2003, 05:36 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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I think this falls into the category of the fence that looked like Mary in Australia, the wall stain that looked like Mary in the US and this:
http://www.onthenet.com.au/~winckle/virginapp.htm You can look into anything hard enough and see what you want to see. |
12-03-2003, 07:05 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time
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I got a birthmark on my belly. My brother thought it was a sign that the devil's coming is nearing...
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12-03-2003, 07:09 AM | #5 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Well, I guess the kid's fate is now sealed - he will grow up to be a suicide bomber, just like his uncle. Ignorance and religion are a dangerous combination...
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12-03-2003, 09:09 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Tired
Location: Florida
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I pass that Virgin Mary apparition on US 19 atleast once a week, if not more.
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12-04-2003, 11:58 AM | #8 (permalink) |
Please touch this.
Owner/Admin
Location: Manhattan
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I love the Human trait of sensationalizing.
It makes my day.
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12-04-2003, 02:02 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Miracle Baby!
Your birthmark spells "G H" backwards. I understand that you are quite young and have yet mastered the order of letters in all non-Arabic alphabets. I will let this mistake go unpunished. Please be more vigilant in the future. Good luck with the difficult life that no doubt awaits you. -GH |
12-05-2003, 08:04 AM | #14 (permalink) |
is Nucking Futs!
Location: On the edge of sanity
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People see what they want to see. I believe to truly be a miracle, that birth mark would have to look like Moses, Jesus and Mohammad hugging one another.
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12-05-2003, 08:24 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Dear Miracle Baby,
Should you, in fact, be the saviour of all mankind and happen to stumble across this post during your time as a physical deity, I just want to point out that it was ^them^, not me, who mocked your miraculous and divine birth (mark) and I doth respectfully request that the wrath of your, all knowing and eternal, father be directed accordingly. your trustworthy disciple, jwoody.
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12-05-2003, 08:55 AM | #16 (permalink) | |
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12-05-2003, 09:40 AM | #17 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: oklahoma
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12-05-2003, 12:42 PM | #18 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: Broken Arrow, OK
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